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Author has written 25 stories for General, Humor, General, Song, Humor, and Love. Hey. I'm Christina! I go to MHS (Froshhhh). This is a rap that I wrote about my friends. Go them! Although I can't rap, this is a fun one to pretend to be able to perform :-P! Ode To McMuffins. . . Let's all chizill in my chizouse with the rizadio on And we'll fizind a small spizace where there's a chair & a phone We'll reminisce and watch mizovies till we czan't no more So I stand up, do a twizist and jump back onto the floor. I look through photos of my life and what it uszused to be At pics of friends who've come and gone and who stizill stand by me We've still got Pearl, the Hurl, and Evan the girl Stezefie and Gizill will let our story unfurl. Well now, Kyzyshee's crizazy and Thu-Thu’s a smarty We all go to Danielle’s house when she’s havin’ a party It’s just this little thing we like to do to have some fizun I’ll take you there, don’t be squizare, we’ll strap you down you can’t run. Now we’ve got Julie and Alana and the Sami, there’s more Buzut fizirst we’ll take you down to the Dzollar Stizore We can buy lights of all sizizes, we can sing on and on Buzut thezen we gotta go home, yeah, that’s it, mon. *wicky wicky* As you can see, Laurie brings NERD ropes to our school everyday And no, Feta’s and Andrew’s birthdays aren’t in May Jon Pack likes to say “Semper Fi”, so hey hey hey. Remember when the guys pretended that they all were gay? Maya and Joey were awesome in the MHS drama And, no, Xen, she does not dress like a 30-year old mama Matt Coe says, “So, let’s do it,” when it comes to transition Steph Ngai’s profile defines words like “ambition”! Now, pretty much that’s all I have to say for na-zow As for me, I guess you’ll see, I hope the time does allow Crizazy fun, nuzumber one, ‘cause all good things come in time Yep adios, au revoir, I’m done with the rhizyme. BYE! | |||||||
1. I Don't KnowThe title says it all. Dedicated to Bob the Builder and all of his construction vehicle friends :-P .Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 4-2-032. Hopping On One FootJust what the title says. Dedicated to Thu because she rocks in her hopping on one foot way :-P Read more of my pieces, then go read hers (Midnight Raven)!Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-29-03 - Published: 3-29-033. All the Things Alana Said reviewsWhat could have happened if Alana came to that party. . .Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 3-28-034. The Real Matt CoeThe reason this is PG-13 is for one word that isn't even bad :-P It's about THE REAL Matt Coe. As opposed to the fake one hehe!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 3-28-035. I Don't Dream of Matt Coe reviewsMatt Coe is a good subject to use when seeking to write the best parodies. . . :-PHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 3-28-036. Someone Who Needs Me reviewsA song I wrote. . . R&R! Por favor!Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-7-02 - Published: 8-7-027. Perfection reviewsEveryone has their own vision of being perfect, no one is or will ever be, but certain people create illusions that they are, in truth, perfect. Don't you wanna strangle those people sometimes?Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-02 - Published: 8-5-028. Get Over It reviewsIt's a really cool song I wrote with a really cool beat that I really wish I could sing to you right now! R&R Por favor!Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-5-02 - Published: 8-5-029. Cheese reviewsHAHAHAHAHA! Cheese rules! lol Just R&R! Por favor!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-31-02 - Published: 7-31-0210. Dance of the Wasted Senior reviewsHehe...um...old ladies scare me sometimes. No offense to them. Rated PG for some elderly absentmindedness.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-20-02 - Published: 7-20-0211. Eyelash reviewsSorry, guys, I just had to post ONE of these kinds of poems. Just read and review, and I'll feel better.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-18-02 - Published: 7-18-0212. Field Trip reviewsAAAAAAAAAAAAA! LITTLE KIDS SINGING ON A BUS FOR 3 HOURS ARE SO ANNOYING!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 109 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-17-02 - Published: 7-17-0213. The Clique reviewsA poem about me and my friends! Read and review!General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-17-02 - Published: 7-17-0214. Deanna reviewsYAY! A poem about one of my friends! WOO! Read and review!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-17-02 - Published: 7-17-0215. The Dance reviewsAHHHHH, Yes it's that time of the year- the Dance time. This Dance that we are about to go to consists of many preparational events and other instaces such as this. Read and Review :)!!!!!!General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-22-02 - Published: 5-22-0216. Tu-Tu reviewsA poem about tu-tus, in all their glory!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-8-02 - Published: 5-8-0217. The Game Of Life reviewsA poem I wrote in English, but I had more fun putting SCANDINAVIAN on the language part. It's all on life! Read and Review!General - Fiction Rated: K - Scandinavian - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-02 - Published: 5-7-0218. Duffel Bag reviewsMy friends went away for four days...I missed them. :( Please Read and ReviewGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-2-02 - Published: 5-2-0219. Bulk Pickup reviewsAn essay about Bulk Pickup and its effects. Dedicated to Jodie, who understands every word of this.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-02 - Published: 4-29-0220. Making the Grade reviewsA story about life's downs and a moral, to boot.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-24-02 - Published: 4-24-0221. Hazard To Himself reviewsA song to the tune of "Hazard To Myself" by Pink: A song that I once used to study for a social studies test that could help you, as well...I put it up here for Gillian, so like it anyway!!!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-22-02 - Published: 4-22-0222. Show Choir Scene reviewsThis "real-life story" is about an experience I had during an MMSSC thing. It's cool and there's a Show Choir poem lata on! Go SC! You guys are great! lol rated PG for ONE SINGLE SOLITARY bad word. :)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-16-02 - Published: 4-16-0223. Lockers reviewsThis poem is very strange, yet has a humorous ending. It's about lockers and how annoying they can be..short, strange, and funny are the three descriptions of "Lockers". Enjoy! Rated G for Good for everyone!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-12-02 - Published: 4-12-0224. The Anti-Eytan Cheer! reviewsThis is a "cheer" written by me and two of my friends about a guy who could not control his hormones. Rated PG-13 for some "unsuitable" language and certain scenarios that may be...ya...you know...hehe! Enjoy!Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-10-02 - Published: 4-10-0225. UCLA (Original)A story of four college friends and their experiences throughout their careers. Actually, it's more like a dream college, but live with my ideas...it's just supposed to be fun to read, so ENJOY IT! Don't annoy me with stuff I don't want to know of collegeGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-8-02 - Published: 4-8-02
