I never know what to write in these things...I am:
female, introverted, and awkward, probably just like about 90 percent of the authors on this site.
That means that my crap is the same as everyone else´s too. Yay!
So, not really anything else to say, I guess, except that I live by a sex shop, and the new billboard they posted frightens me. Everytime I walk by, I get the feeling that the model wants to drink my blood...I fear it´s only a matter of time.

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1. Normalcy »

Yes, I was a girl. Yes, I magically transformed. No, it wasn't pretty. Trust me, if I could have chosen to be normal, I would have.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,269 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-4-08

2. Santa Substitute » reviews

It's weird at first, putting on the fat suit. But you get used to it.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-27-08 - Published: 11-14-08

3. Rope » reviews

Teenage boys, mermaids, undead cats, fairy slaughter, and the most successful loser of all time. Enjoy.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 9-30-04

4. Sing, Suzie, Sing » reviews

Complete. Chloe is a smalltown girl, Blake is one of the 'populars' from a large school, their parents are crazy. What can they possibly do when they discover they're betrothed? Make bad first impressions? Fight a lot? Try not to fall in love? You bet.

Complete - General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,647 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 2-4-08 - Published: 12-23-03