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1. Dreams reviews

About someone I've fallen in love with online, and the dreams I've had about him.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

2. Do You Know Who I Am? reviews

Hehe, this one's for Daniel Martin! About a one-night stand I had at a friend's birthday party ... ;)

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-05

3. Documentary reviews

Written for some long-forgotten story, but I like the song anyway. About a very young girl whose mother is an alcoholic.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

4. The Luckiest Girl In The World reviews

About me (even though I nicked the title from a book by Steven Levenkron). Written while I was on holiday and depressed.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

5. There's Something About Catherine reviews

Written for my screenplay 'Frome Wars', which has yet to storm FictionPress. About someone called Catherine who has four boys after her, kind of like the song from 'There's Something About Mary'.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

6. Shopaholic reviews

My first attempt at HTML posting - yay! :D I found out that shopaholics sometimes go into rehab, I read a lot of Sophie Kinsella books, and here is the result.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

7. Forever Faithful reviews

Loved and lost, Pooka, again - you'd think I was really in love with him! ;)

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

8. Dry Your Eyes reviews

A cover of the song by The Streets. About loving an ex, ie. Pooka.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-17-05

9. Catsuit reviews

A cover of 'Chain Mail' by James, about Justin Hawkins not being able to get out of his catsuit. :P

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

10. Begging

About loving someone you've broken up with - for Pooka.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Published: 6-17-05

11. Buskin'

Something I wrote with my friends Sam and Shaun, when we were meaning to start a band. About busking.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Published: 6-17-05

12. The Ballad Of Chris Pardoe

A rather mean and angry song about my friend's ex. Based on the Bloodhound Gang song with a similar name.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Published: 6-17-05

13. Embracing You reviews

A poem about someone I like, not really very good. Contains a load of Embrace lyrics.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-05

14. Love On The Pages reviews

Shows just how deranged I am! This is for Justin Hawkins (note all the Darkness lyrics thrown in), kind of inspired by Busted's 'Britney' and Unbalanced Grass's 'Blood On The Pages'.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-16-04

15. Not Coming Back

A sad story about a young woman whose cat dies.

Fiction: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Published: 7-7-04

16. Talking In Whispers

A story about how one should never try to overhear conversations, as you might hear something wrong, just like teenage girl Somerset does in this story.

Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Published: 7-7-04

17. Come Home reviews

I've uploaded loads of songs and poems, so it's about time I got a few stories up! This is about a girl whose boyfriend wasn't home on time ...

Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-04

18. Jab & Chips

Don't be fooled by the R-rating, this is a sweet one. :) About falling in love over fish and chips - or, in this case, jab and chips. Cheers to a certain Miss Anna Summers for the silly title! :P

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Published: 7-7-04

19. Care Staff reviews

Lovely (or, rather, dodgy) little Busted parody about sleeping with college staff members. For Shaun and Gemma, mwa ha ha.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-7-04

20. Good Riddance

Little song about lovers you don't want stalking you. By the way (had to put this), the line 'It's not goodbye, just good riddance' is copyright to Scott 'the mullet' Rampley and used with his express permission.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Published: 7-7-04

21. Spokesman

Another 'Farleigh sucks this year' type thing ... cover of the Goldfinger song.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Published: 7-7-04

22. Blue Moon

Jabbedy jab jab again! About how people can be connected if they were born on the same moon phase. Not as good as I hoped, but OK I guess.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Published: 7-7-04

23. Destiny Calling

For and about Chris, Scott, Rikki and Charlie and the ownage they have over the college. Parody of 'Destiny Calling' by James.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Published: 7-7-04

24. Do You Know?

Another Rikki one (groan). Quite old, this.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Published: 7-7-04

25. Witch Hunt

Parody of 'Witch Hunt' by Jack Off Jill. NB. This is the most offensive song I've ever written - steer clear if you're easily offended.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Published: 7-7-04

26. Little Girl reviews

For a child in the school I work in. She's a sweetie, but she has problems at home. I'll be there for her, no matter what.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-9-04

27. Jab

About Rikki, whose nickname is Jab. A jab is like a drug. And so the words started flowing ...

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Published: 4-9-04

28. There He Goes Again

This is like, when you have lots of problems and you want to talk about them, but all anyone will talk to you about is the weather.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Published: 4-9-04

29. My Immoral reviews

Is loving the deceased cheating, I wonder?

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

30. Love Of My Life

I think I know who the love of my life is, but I have no chance with him. This is my song about it.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Published: 4-9-04

31. Someday

For Rikki, who doesn't love me. UPDATED 7/7/2004

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Published: 4-9-04

32. Toaster In The Bath reviews

About how Robin, my ex, makes me feel ...

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

33. Untitled reviews

Short love song for which I couldn't think of a title.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

34. Priory Walls

Cover of 'Government Walls' by James. About the Priory group, which owns the college I go to and is solely responsible for the mess it is today. UPDATED 7/7/2004

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Published: 4-9-04

35. Personal Tutor

Wrote this last year, about my performing arts lecturer (or 'personal tutor' as he liked to call himself), who was quite honestly the worst lecturer ever.

Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Published: 4-9-04

36. Rikki reviews

Busted, 'Britney', cover. For and about Rikki.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

37. Love Biscuit

Very short love poem based on the story 'Red Letter Day' by Fiona Walker, but also based on Robin.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Published: 4-9-04

38. How Will You Go?

Cover of Crowded House song with the same name, slightly lengthened though. For Pooka.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Published: 4-9-04

39. Heading For Harlow reviews

I was heading for Canterbury, saw a sign saying 'Harlow, 11 miles'. Then I made up stuff.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

40. Darkness Freak reviews

Cover of 'Dawson's Geek' by Busted. About me, kinda :)

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

41. Chris's Mum reviews

Cover of Fountains Of Wayne's 'Stacy's Mom'. For Pete Wiggins.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-9-04

42. Valentine

Cover of James's 'Lullaby'. For Robin.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Published: 2-15-04

43. He's Falling Apart

Smoking heavily, not eating, tales of childhood violence - this is for Robin.

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Published: 2-15-04

44. Boy All The Mad Girls Want reviews

For Matty! I said I wouldn't upload this, but why not?

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-04

45. Nicki's Song reviews

A version of 'Ana's Song' by Silverchair, but about smoking.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-31-04

46. Four Seasons In One Day reviews

A version of the Crowded House song of the same name, about the day I broke up with my boyfriend.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-31-04

47. Never Get Home

I wrote this, ironically, on a delayed train. It's about how trains aren't very good.

Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Published: 1-31-04

48. Infibulation

About female genital mutilation. Not that I've experienced this, but I've heard stories.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Published: 1-31-04

49. Fromie Slag reviews

Parody of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, but about Somerset people who like sex. Funny. :D

Poetry: Humor - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-03

50. The Railway Princess reviews

I saw some trampy woman hanging around at Bath Spa station. I wrote a song about her. That's it, really.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-03

51. Steph's Christmas

A suicidal Christmas song, also about how great kids are.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Published: 12-17-03

52. My Bird

Wrote this for my boyfriend Robin before he was even my boyfriend. Aww, bless. :)

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Published: 12-17-03

53. Hiding The Truth

Anti-monogamy thing, from when I recently thought that I was polyamorous (turned out I was just a cheat).

Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 12-17-03

54. Can She?

Piece about my life, mixture of the metaphorical and the unmetaphorical. Not great, but meh.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Published: 12-17-03

55. Anorexia

Well, it's anyone's guess, isn't it? :) Very graphic description here. For Katie.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Published: 12-17-03

56. Altar Ego

Based on the Kathy Lette book of the same name - about cheating on a lover (kinda personal experience as well, but mostly about the book).

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Published: 12-17-03

57. What Do I Do? reviews

About pre-teen-type crushes on someone you have no chance with (was originally a love song, but then I dimmed it down a bit).

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-03

58. Thin reviews

I wrote it that one day when I felt good about myself ... sigh.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-17-03

59. Stripey Kitten

A parody of 'Girlscout' by Jack Off Jill. About my boyfriend being depressed and cutting.

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Published: 11-17-03

60. Somewhere

My favourite! :) About being lost in this world and having nowhere to go and no-one who cares.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Published: 11-17-03

61. Not Me

Slightly unhappy song about how Smash Mouth are so happy all the time.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Published: 11-17-03

62. Miss Sophisticated

A love song written for my friends Shaun and Lindsey.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Published: 11-17-03

63. Meteorites

Light-hearted song making fun of every band, like, ever. :P

Poetry: Song - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Published: 11-17-03

64. Kirsty's Song

Written for a story I once wrote - a character called Kirsty had anorexia nervosa, and this is the song about her. BTW. This song is called Kirsty's Song (Emaciated Beauty), but FP won't let me use brackets.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Published: 11-17-03

65. Just Like Tim Booth

Parody of 'Just Like Fred Astaire' by James, about my own love life. For Pooka. :)

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Published: 11-17-03

66. He's A Mess

For Chris Pardoe - this is the story of the year and a bit that I've known him. He has a lot of problems.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Published: 11-17-03

67. Empty Crush

This is for Terry, based on his own feelings (so I'm told) about crushes.

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 11-17-03

68. Convictions reviews

This is about when my sister was trying to interfere with my bulimia. It's not quite finished, but it'll do.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-03

69. Bristolian Dream reviews

Bristol rocks! This is about, well, going to Bristol. And the last verse was written when I wasn't allowed to go to Bristol.

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-17-03

70. Bittersweet

Short, sweet (or not-so-sweet) self-harm-type love poem. For Pooka.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Published: 11-17-03

71. Attention Seeker

Written for someone I know called Jen - about seeking attention through anorexia.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Published: 11-17-03

72. To Life, From Rachel

Dedicated to Rachel, who wants to die.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Published: 11-16-03

73. Ethical Slut reviews

A light-hearted look at polyamorous relationships - named after the book by Dossie Easton and Catherine A. Liszt.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-03

74. Missing You reviews

About the third-years at my college who've just left, and I'm going to miss them so much :(

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-16-03

75. Heart Shaped Biscuit

About how you can have a love which appears perfect to people looking at us, but every relationship has its flaws and this is no exception.

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Published: 6-23-03

76. I Loved You reviews

I know this upset some people, but I've put it back up for a friend, whose boyfriend isn't dead but is very drugged-up, and she feels she can relate to this.

Poetry: Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-2-03

77. Emmacarestaff reviews

This poem is for Emma Wickham, one of my best friends in the world, who is going through a few of the same problems as me.

Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-03

78. Kessa

Very random and not very good. I'm scared of a doctor's appointment I have tomorrow, and I'm calling upon Kessa (the heroine of "The Best Little Girl In The World" by Steven Levenkron) for help.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 6-2-03

79. Mancunian

My take on Catatonia's "Londinium" based on a day trip to Manchester (and the fantastic entity that is James the band) - AKA. "and now for something completely different". I dedicate the second stanza to a rogue trader and his victims (you know who, lol).

Poetry: Song - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Published: 6-2-03

80. Don't Go Off Wandering reviews

Nicked the title off a Limp Bizkit song. :) Another ED poem, the first one mentioning my pica (which is an ED where you eat weird stuff, which I know full well that I have), but also mentions good ol' ana and mia.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-03

81. Sophie's Secrets

About my friend "Sophie" (so called because he's like a sofa), who has, or used to have, a mild form of Night Eating Syndrome.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Published: 5-22-03

82. Death By Love reviews

Aww. Just, aww. I wrote this about my boyfriend when I first started going out with him. :)

Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-22-03

83. Mama Mia reviews

Another bulimia poem, probably my best of its kind.

Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-03

84. Pooka's Song reviews

My parody of Manic Street Preachers' "4st 7lbs", but about my boyfriend's depression rather than anorexia (oh, the irony).

Poetry: Song - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-22-03

85. Because Of You reviews

Kind of contrasting the last one I uploaded ("Miss You Love"). R-rated for, ahem, *two* uses of one of the harsher sexually derived words, that's about it.

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-03

86. Miss You Love reviews

Had to spend Christmas without my lovely fiancé Pooka :( - this is what I wrote (and yes, I know the title's from a Silverchair song and that I should make up my own titles for once).

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-4-03

87. Silver Mother reviews

Yet another title I stole from James - like Gold Mother, but second-rate. Silver Mother is about teenage pregnancy.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-23-02

88. The Life Of Ben reviews

My story about someone with Asperger's Syndrome (not anorexia for once), which I have. NB. Ben is just a common name for someone with AS, it's not related to any Bens I know.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-02

89. the book reviews

Not v. good - just plain weird, in fact. But here it is anyway.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-02

90. Mindset

Got the idea from Makayla's Healing Place. About looking at pro-anorexic sites. PG-13 as this sort of thing isn't recommended for younger people. In fact, read the poem, but don't do what it says.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Published: 12-18-02

91. Young Love

Becki & Pooka against the world. Another of my sad "Will you marry me?" poems. Meh meh meh.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Published: 12-17-02

92. Wonderful reviews

Dedicated to my, ahem, *wonderful* boyfriend Pooka. I wrote this early on in our relationship when I was cheating on him and he forgave me for everything. If you're reading this, Pooka - I love you. :)

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-02

93. Timothy reviews

About Tim, who is one of my best friends (to avoid confusion, he's not the one I love in *that* way), and something that happened between him and another student at my college. Shouldn't really be talking about it, but the poem's fairly abstract anyway.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-17-02

94. Pleased To Meet You

Based on a true story (that happened to me, yay!) of how the star of a show, radio show in this case, falls in love with a big fan of hers and it ends with her proposing to him. Named "Pleased To Meet You" after the show I was on. :)

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Published: 12-17-02

95. I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down reviews

I actually got the title (and some of the words) from a dance performance I went to see called "I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down" (obviously). It's actually a rather abstract and generally nasty poem about my experiences with bulimia.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-17-02

96. In Love, In Fear, In Hate, In Tears reviews

Yet another surreal poem, but more brutal this time (and yes, I know perfectly well that the title is from James's song Sit Down).

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-1-02

97. Storm In A Teacup reviews

Very surreal, takes some interpreting.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-02

98. Star reviews

Death of a loved one, saying goodbye.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-31-02

99. Weathervane

Love and obsession. Meh.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91 - Published: 10-31-02

100. Perfect Heart

Poem about love/drawing - read down the side, hehe. :)

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Published: 10-31-02

101. Ana & Mia reviews

For those who don't know, Ana & Mia anorexia & bulimia. I'm not in too deep with them, but I know they're there. Somewhere.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-28-02

102. A Song For My Family

While I was worried about mundane things (in other words, my weight), loads of bad and good stuff happened to my family and friends, much more important than my problems. This is my poem about it.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Published: 8-28-02

103. 10:41 v.2

Second version of 10:41 - much deeper, about death rather than love. R.I.P. James :(

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Published: 8-28-02

104. Behind Misty Sky

A sweet poem about looking down from heaven.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Updated: 8-28-02 - Published: 4-13-02

105. Sitting

Woo-hoo, self-pity.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Published: 7-14-02

106. Myself To Myself reviews

My first diet poem (I've given up on this diet now, I lost half a stone and then couldn't be bothered any more), this was when I first realised I was fat and it's basically what I was doing.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-02

107. Fly Higher reviews

The second poem I wrote during my diet, about the media's pressure to be thin. By the way, Bizzy D is my nickname, he's also a stick-thin guy from Sum 41 but it was my name first! Hehe :)

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-14-02

108. Faithful Heretic

A nice lil' sonnet, not exactly flowery but quite weak compared to my other fics! It's about having a bad life, but still believing in yourself.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 7-14-02

109. Carbon Monoxide (Wasting Away) reviews

About suicide and death by poison (maybe carbon monoxide poisoning, dunno what that does, it just seemed like a cool title). I don't recommend poisoning yourself, BTW, or suicide in general, or finding out what carbon monoxide does.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-17-02

110. 10:41 reviews

I wrote this at 10:41pm, that's where I got the name :) It's a sort-of love poem BTW.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-02

111. Angel reviews

Woman doesn't mean angel...

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-22-02

112. You've Got It In For Me

Natasha's got it in for me.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Published: 4-13-02

113. Winter Wonderland reviews

Dirty parody of the well-loved Christmas song. :)

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

114. Natural Blonde reviews

Funny poem about being a stereotypical blonde - and yes, my IQ is higher than Einstein's, mwa ha ha :D

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

115. Mutilation reviews

About cutting one's arms - I do not recommend this, by the way.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

116. Moo! reviews

A poem (or a screamy heavy metal song, take your pick) about being a girl who thinks she's a cow.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

117. Misunderstood reviews

Quasi-story poem about Osama bin Laden, through the eyes of fictional politician Sophitia-Li James (yes, I know he's a bad person, but she appears to think differently).

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-02

118. Meaning Of Life? reviews

An intelligent love poem.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

119. Lullaby

A lullaby, basically.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 4-13-02

120. Love reviews

This isn't just another love song, I'll tell you that...

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

121. Little Light

Another Christmas song (but very different to my others!), this time about finding someone you love on Christmas Eve.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Published: 4-13-02

122. Katie reviews

Suicide poem (note : Katie is a fictional character)

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-02

123. He Who Must Not Be Named

No-one's ever dead, if they try to stay alive...

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Published: 4-13-02

124. Ghost

About being a ghost or an outsider.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Published: 4-13-02

125. Don't Sit Down

Short love poem with a difference.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 4-13-02

126. Death reviews

It's anyone's guess what it's about :)

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

127. Contradictions

Poem about unrequited love.

Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Published: 4-13-02

128. Christmas Whiplash

Christmas song only different - funny if you like that sorta thing :)

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Published: 4-13-02

129. Change The World Today reviews

About being an outsider, and how the more popular people handle it.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-13-02

130. Cc: reviews

About Cc:, the cloned kitten.

Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

131. Broken Windows reviews

My dedication to the Sep. 11th victims.

Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-13-02

132. Bless reviews

About suicide, death and über-intelligence.

Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-13-02