Hey,
I'm your average anything but average 16 year old livin in New Zealand (Australia sucks).
I love to write, draw, collect swords, play soccer and learn martial arts.
Not that you probably care.
Anyway, here are some funny and not so funny quote things I've gathered from anywhere and everywhere:

Simple fact: the intelligence of a group is inversely proportionate to its size

the more you learn the less you know

honest people are often times better liars

keeping your chin up usually measn exposing your neck

what good is a cage if you don't rattle it?

the difference between a friend and an enemy is what happens after something is 'borrowed'

there is strength in numbers but also stupidity

it's better to die arrogant than ignorant

everyone needs to talk to themselves once in awhile, for most its the best conversation that they'll ever get

death could be the end of all existance, or it could be the beginning. either way I'm in no hurry to find out.

you have a mechanical mind........too bad some of the screws are loose

lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself

all the strength you need is within you. Don't wait for the light to appear at the end of the tunnel. Stride down there and light the bloody thing yourself.

life is too hard to be softened by tears

maybe this planet is another planets hell -Aldous Huxley

'I want my ashes to be put inside a tastefully inscribed earn, which would then be blessed at a somber religous ceremony, placed inside a mortar and fired from close range at the headquarters of the internal revenue service. ("AUDIT THIS" would be the tasteful earn inscription) -Dave Barry

although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight protestants, today its open to anyone who owns hideous clothing -Dave Barry

What happens if a big asteroid hits earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.


Well, thats all I can be stuffed typing right now, but if you want me to post more review sum of my stuff and say you want me to post more funny quote things. If enough people want me to I'll post a 'story' with the rest of the ones I've got in it.

No, this is not a cheap way of getting reviews, you can e-mail me if you'd rather, but reviews are always appreciated :)