I'm a 23-year-old skateboarder, in a punk band.
I enjoy skateboarding, music, friends, shooting pool, reading/writing, drifting, Family Guy/Futurama and a lot more. I've learned three important things throughout all my years of existence:

1. You'll never be famous.

2. You're fatter than you think.

3. Most everyone means the exact opposite of what they say.



"I hate the people who love me and they hate me." - Bender

"No sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you." - Stewie Griffin

"Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war for a lead role in a cage?" - Pink Floyd 

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1. Crooked Space Episode 3: Come Together » reviews

Michael is assigned a partner to investigate a series of bizarre deaths on Earth. Both must learn to trust each other if they're going to survive...and it's quite possible that one of them won't.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,742 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 3-5-04

2. Crooked Space Episode 2: Voodoo Chile » reviews

Mafia hitmen, a rouge assassin, drug trafficing and sushi. Michael Arkin is about to get his fill of life in Europa's capital city, that is, if he can survive the first day.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,962 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-26-04 - Published: 5-5-03

3. Somewhere, Nowhere, Anywhere and Everywhere » reviews

The smartest man alive, a snappy T.V. personality and a man refered to only as the Promiscuous Dutchman must save the galaxy. Politicians, bounty hunters and the omniscient devotees of Bruce Springsteen. God help us all.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,903 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 12-1-02

4. Crooked Space Episode 1: The Midnight Special » reviews

A cross between Cowboy Bebop and X-Files but not a copy of either. Conspiracies abound as Michael Arkin finds himself again working for the Inner System Alliance. The ISA struggles to protect it's space but the Jupiter Consortium has it's own plans.

Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-13-02 - Published: 11-27-02