Author has written 3 stories for General, and Humor. Hallo. I am the Stonefox, the Vulpes Lapis, the mysterious VL who submits things the the school newspaper under the name Vulpes Lapis and no one has figured out who I am. And I don't intend on telling them until just before I graduate. In two years. Hey, I'm only fifteen, I'm in no rush...
I write Tamora Pierce things. That's pretty much it. Everything else is just a side project. I love T.P books, they're the best. My favorite couples are Alanna/George (orthodox, I know), Daine/Numair (they're cute together! And I don't care WHAT you anti-D/N people say, I HAVE SEEN WIDER AGE GAPS BETWEEN LOVERS. My friend's parents are seventeen years apart, and the mother is the older one), Kel/Dom AND Kel/Cleon, I don't know which I like better, even though Cleon's nicknames were neauseating, and Buri/Raoul, because it's just... cute. I'm imagining them at their wedding. They'd have to bring out a chair for Buri to stand on so she can kiss him or else she wouldn't reach.
Some of my favorite movies are Young Franekstien, The Princess Bride (I LOVE CARY ELWES! I DON'T CARE THAT HE'S OLDER THAN MY PARENTS!), Robin Hood: Men in Tights (CARY ELWES!!!!!!!), Arsenic and Old Lace (Damn funny movie. CHAAAAAAAAARGE!), Monsters Inc. (Yea, yea, blame it on the little guy... WITH HIS ONE EYE!), all of the Pink Panther Movies, Ever After (men in Renaissance dress... sigh... what? I HAPPEN TO FIND THAT ATTRACTIVE!), Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?, Clue, Murder by Death, and many others whose titles have escaped my mind as of right now.
Random information:
My humor is macabre.
I love animals.
Especially horses.
I'm terrified of ghosts, but at the same time completely fascinated.
Kingdom Hearts is awesome.
Riku is sexy.
He is also mine.
All mine.
Hands off.
Squall, too.
So hands off.
I mean it.
And my parents worry about my mental stability... I wonder why...
Questions, comments, concerns? My email is GriffinRyder@smileyface.com. Adeiu.
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