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Author has written 53 stories for General, Humor, Sci-Fi, Horror, Fable, Love, Play, Supernatural, and Fantasy. The Shady Crew is an online writing group. To join, send us an e-mail. We may have been laying low for the last little while, but don't worry - we're coming back with a barrage of stories. MEMBERS: Master Elf, SamuraiPlatypus, IaMSaTanSBriDe417, Irish Guy, and Juraki. CONTACTS: Master Elf - AOL: YodaAndAchilles; MSN: masterelf121@hotmail.com Irish Guy - (in his exact words) 'if anyone wants to talk, yell, or insult the IrishGuy, this is my sn'... AOL: RykoIrishGuy Samurai Platypus - (in HIS exact words, too!) You wanna talk to ME? You wanna talk to ME? I KNOW I haven't updated in a long time! I have my reasons! Mainly...writers block. But ANYWAY, you can IM me at SamuraiPlatypus, or email me at SamuraiPlatypus@aol.com. If you want to IM me to insult me, please send your insults to...Canada. I don't live there. | |||||
1. Shady Crew BBQ reviewsWell folks, The Irish Guy is here (though I don't know how many of you still come here). I've been really busy lately but I'm working on a few stories that'll be posted up here, so stay tuned and uh...read this, It'll keep you occupied.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-5-04 - Published: 8-5-042. Damage reviewsOk, so I was listening to Brain Damage off of Dark Side of the moon, and I just made this connection. If you don't get my message, just go on AIM and I'll tell you. It was 2 in the morning, i was wasted and tired as hell...Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-13-04 - Published: 4-13-043. Hermit reviewsA very short story I just started writing...enjoy :Irish GuySci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 3-10-044. The known Universe reviewsHey, this was cool the first time I thought about it, but then I was like, "Whoa...COOL" so it's all very philosophical. BY: IRISH GUYSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-13-03 - Published: 12-13-035. Squeaky The Great » reviewsAlright people, this is the end of the series, hence the "To be concluded" at the end of the 6th chapter...uh...READ! Series by: Irish GuyHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 11-28-036. Freeloader reviewsHi folks, how is everyone? Yes I know, it's Thanksgiving, so happy Thanksgiving...I know, you only celebrate it because of the food. But anyway, here's a story of Taco bell plus at the end, a little surprise (Not a turkey). BY: Irish GuyHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-27-03 - Published: 11-27-037. Wheel of Destiny! reviewsOk, so I have this friend who likes to draw very wierd shit (mainly while he's stoned) and one thing he drew was a wheel with all sorts of crazy shit on it. So naturally, I had to write this. P.S. sorry for all the typos, I was really wasted...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-25-03 - Published: 11-25-038. A Job For Samurai reviewsSamurai tries to get a job. How must THAT go? By SamuraiPlatypus (rated...for...cute bunnies. wearing pink things.yYeah. right.)Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-24-03 - Published: 11-24-039. Best Buy SUCKS reviewsWhat's worse than a crazy lady at In & Out? Best Buy Retards. By Samurai (rated for mild language. again.)Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-23-03 - Published: 11-23-0310. I'm A Dog Killer reviewsApparently, I'm a dog killer...or so says the Crazy Woman at In & Out. By Samurai. (rated for mild profanity)Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,393 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-23-03 - Published: 11-23-0311. Random Dialouge reviewsThis is something I wrote for class, bet you can't guess which class, three to one odds! Er-herm, anyway, i decided to post this to let you all know that we are all still alive (except maybe samurai...). That's it...read...NOW!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-20-03 - Published: 11-20-0312. Valley Dweller reviewsToday is the Irish Guy's birthday everyone! So, in honor of that, I wrote a story of true events that happened quite sometime ago. This is all true. On the day of my birthday I post a story about my near deaths...great huh?Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-8-03 - Published: 10-8-0313. The FiveHorsemen reviewsJust a little peice I wrote while thinking of the earths destruction by the Four-horsemen of the apocalypse...Yes, the title is correct. BY:Irish GuyHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-7-03 - Published: 10-7-0314. Love Hertz » reviewsTeenager Lyle Hertz and his best friends look for love in this romantic comedy series. On Temporary Hiatus ... Please Vote In ReviewsGeneral - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 29,592 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-5-03 - Published: 1-17-0315. The Science Fiction Thingy With No Other Title Tha reviewsJust something I wrote for a class...I'm probably going to fail the assignment. Anyway, I liked it and some other people liked it...so...i hope you like it too. Oh yeah, I wrote this after reading one of Samurai's stories so I was influenced by monkeys...Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-30-03 - Published: 9-30-0316. Evil PhoneOf DOOM! reviewsA guy I met at night school got a boost mobile phone and didn't know how to work it...i naturally decided to exagerate a bit.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 9-7-0317. Ducks and stuff reviewsBased on a one-liner by someone who is strong and bad BY: IRISH GUYHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-23-03 - Published: 7-23-0318. Boredom Hurts reviewsJust a story I wrote while I was bored By: IrishGuyHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-11-03 - Published: 7-11-0319. Donny's Demons reviewsA boy plagued with severe night terrors when he was younger, finds himself face to face with a portal to a demon world in his room. Now he must overcome his fears to find a way to close it before its too late. By JurakiSupernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-5-03 - Published: 7-5-0320. Paperclips reviewsUm...this is...a weird story written late at night for a friend who gave VERY liberal guidelines. Read it...if you DARE! Bwahahaha! Rated PG for utter stupidity, and brought to you by...BOREDOM!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-29-03 - Published: 6-29-0321. Onion Rings reviewsThere's an entire summary inside. Read that. Rated PG-13 for slight profanity, a little Ian McKellan related violence (not random inane hero worship, honest) and ninja-vampire-zombie-monkeys. Of doom.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-29-03 - Published: 6-29-0322. THE ADVENTURES OF GREG AND BERTHA reviewsI guess this would be a parody because one of my friends was digging a hole with a stick to strike oil...I hope to God she was kidding (By: IrishGuy)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-27-03 - Published: 6-27-0323. The Return reviewsTHIS is the story that marks the return of Samurai Platypus. Yep. Has a moral, too. A GOOD one, even! Yep. By me. SamuraiPlatypus. Duh.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-26-0324. Poke reviewsNot exactly a wonderfully spectacular piece to mark my grand return, but...eh. I like it. It's funny, and made with 100% REAL boredom! By...SAMURAI PLATYPUS!Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 6-26-03 - Published: 6-26-0325. Him and HerA couple realizes something important about their relationship.Play - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-20-03 - Published: 6-20-0326. Insomniac » reviewsSomewhat true. I have sleeping problems and well...most of the things in here are true.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-1-03 - Published: 4-3-0327. What is Love? reviewsJust thoughts about love. Contains some mild language.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-2-03 - Published: 4-2-0328. Paranoia reviewsWritters block...damn it. There shouldn't be such a thing! Oh well. BY: Irish GuyHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-0329. Out Again » reviewsThis story is about one of my days at school. It's rated R for very naughty language. (second chapter finally added!) BY: The Irish GuyHumor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 11-20-0230. LilBar reviewsJust Something I made up while I was in Vegas...wasted. By:Irish GuyHumor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 3-1-0331. Kaejihan and the Talking Fish reviewsAn Egyptian farmer encounters talking fish, who question him about his actions.Fable - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-25-03 - Published: 2-25-0332. Body Count reviewsA teen and his friend decide to kill the family of the man who killed the one's sister.Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-19-03 - Published: 1-19-0333. Untitled For Now reviewsThis is a parody of the people from the haunted house that I've come to know and love. Yay. And that really is the permanent title, so deal with it. Also, it's not finished. Yeah.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 1-17-0334. Once Upon A Time » reviewsUm...heh...I was a T.A. I needed something to do. Sooo...heh. Don't ask. Really. I'm...I'm just crazy.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 1-17-0335. A Day with Doctor Fraud reviewsA class thingy I wrote making fun of Sigmund Freud, that miserable quack. (By [boo-ya!!!] Samurai Platypus)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-6-02 - Published: 11-6-0236. The Cheese Wiz® Man reviewsRated R for strong addictive substance abuse. (By a non-member of The Shady Crew who sat next to Samurai in fourth period and made something that made him laugh. Read to find out more.)General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-1-02 - Published: 10-1-0237. Samurai Platypus: The Fourth Period Experience reviewsIt was fourth period. I was bored. Really bored, and a crazy drunken Irish dude was next to me. What to do? Write a story. Duh...General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-1-02 - Published: 10-1-0238. Step in the Right Direction reviewsUm...I was in the influence of Light at the End of the Tunnel when I wrote this. It's serious, and kinda longish again, so...yeah.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,862 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-18-02 - Published: 9-18-0239. The War of the Woodshop reviewsThe on going story of the eternal battle between Matt Nicolai and Samurai Platypus (yours truly), set in the most desolate, unforgiving battlegrounds of them all: high-school woodshop. (Rated for slight language and flying body parts in a comical manner.)General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-10-02 - Published: 9-10-0240. The Funtastically Fun Fun Misadventure of Rahul » reviewsA super exaggerated look at a day in the life of one of Samurai's good friends, Rahul. The parody comes in because it makes all of me and my friends quirks really stupid and silly and...just read the !@#$%&* story.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-3-02 - Published: 8-13-0241. Corporate Wars reviewsSort of a stupid little ditty about a future where corporations and companies rule the galaxy. By (you know and love him!) SamuraiPlatypusSci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-13-02 - Published: 8-13-0242. The Meaning of Life...Explained reviewsWell...yeah. (by...bum bum bum...SamuraiPlatypus!)Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-11-02 - Published: 8-11-0243. The Meaning of Life reviewsUm...rather self explainatory, no? Anyway, it's by...bum bum...SAMURAIPLATYPUS!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-11-02 - Published: 8-11-0244. The Fudge Packer reviewsUm...heh heh... ^_^; Well, I said I'd post everything, and I wrote this on a dare. It's not how it sounds...aw, I'm going to hell...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-02 - Published: 7-15-0245. A Tale of True Events reviewsThis is a completely true tale that happened to my friends. (Note: Many of the situations were drastically changed or added to entertain readers, especially the vampire bit.) ^_^General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-15-02 - Published: 7-15-0246. What...the...??? reviewsA series of bizarre happenings that make no logical sense is beginning to occur...wooly mammoths with English accents and steamrollers materializing out of thin air...can it be some sort of spatial phenomenon? Sounds like another SamuraiPlatypus story toGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-13-02 - Published: 7-13-0247. A Day in the "Life" reviewsA parody on a popular theme of writing nowadays.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-20-02 - Published: 5-20-0248. Butterfly Wars reviews"... the real reason I had swatted them with an egg turner and crushed them to pieces was unconscious--I hated plastic imitation wicker mail-order butterflies."General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-20-02 - Published: 5-20-0249. Ye Olde Bookshoppe reviewsA slightly predictable little tale about a man, a woman...and a dictionary.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-18-02 - Published: 5-18-0250. Light at the End of the Tunnel by SamuraiPlatypus reviewsAbout a guy who's trying to change who he is because he's unhappy, and wants to be accepted by another. Rater R for slight language...General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-25-02 - Published: 4-25-0251. Literary Scribblings reviewsA little something to come off the top of my head (other than dandruff, which I DO NOT have, thank you very much...).General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-23-02 - Published: 4-23-0252. Obsolete Future reviewsNot all visions of the future are happy.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-23-02 - Published: 4-23-02
