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Author has written 64 stories for General. the best jokes anything else i could concieveably say about myself up here would be based at least somewhat on lies and/or self delusion I think I'm going to post up what I have left of my old stuffhere | |||||||
1. why do all the women poets reviewsrawrPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-1-082. They have no answersmeowPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Published: 11-1-083. words that are not my own reviewsi express myself maybe, or someone elsePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-084. now is my time for contemplationthinking hard, o yesPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Published: 10-2-085. ive becomethis one is bad shhhhhhPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 55 - Published: 10-2-086. i am sick of this flamemehPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Published: 10-2-087. grey daysdun dun dunPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Published: 10-2-088. and they say we're whoresboop boop de doopPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete9. there is only death reviewsInsert summary here. Just read if so inclined. I love watermelon.Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-15-0710. fainting only happens for prince charmings arms reviewshi ho hi ho it is off to work we go, doo doo doo dooPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-15-0711. silverFrom december but never postedPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Published: 10-15-0712. Forget Me Not reviewsi will stay away from alcohol forevermore...ooooooo, liar liar liar...it's so flipping useless to summarize poetry, btw, im a water whore in real life, mayhapsPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-23-0613. Halloween Zombie Game reviewsI messed the end of this so badly but i kinda quit for the time being on that end but if anybody has anything to say...ill at least pretend to consider itPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-0614. Books reviewsLa la la la, o oh ohooh ooooooooooh...wooohoooPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-06 - Complete15. The Nihilist Lover reviewssomethingthat actually resembles a true poemPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-0616. Science Doll reviewsstill annoyed but much more eloquently putPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-2-0617. Good Girl reviewsbasically, i got a touched annoyed...and threw it on the paperPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-0618. The Phantom reviewspfft, it diedPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-2-0619. LIberated Ladies and Gentlemen reviewsthis is not at all angryPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 185 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-0620. Love for the Wanderlusted Girl reviewsthink breakfast at tiffany's for the second stanza, heh, that is all folksPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-10-0621. Cold Air reviewsa study on abusePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-10-0622. Daydream Lovers reviewshickory dickORy dock, the mouse did not run up the clockPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-9-0623. Arisen for the End reviewsi dunt like this one much sometimes but there are the few lines i love that i postetd it and kept my name to itPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-9-0624. O Honeybear reviewsdont play in the mud children, it can give you arthritisPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-9-0625. Clumsy, But Honest reviewso the boys!Poetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-0626. Rant reviewsyes, it's truly a rant, so stfu youPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-24-0627. What I've Learned From Late Night Horror Films reviewsonce again fictionpress wont let me have my format...thank you that is allPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-10-0628. A Physicist? Does That Mean You Make Bombs? reviewsyes yes yes yes yes, what?Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-0629. Country Rock reviewso my pretty, o my prettyPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-0630. Im Not Funny reviewsall the more proof i must have smoked cracked by accident at some point in my lifePoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-0631. Amsterdam Dreams reviewsoooooo la laPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-2-0632. Baby, We're Going Down in the Name of Love reviewshuh? what? this is inenglish? wowPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-2-0633. Once reviewsda dumPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-2-0634. Plum Eyes reviewslaaaaaaaaaaaaPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-0635. Birthday Cake reviewsla a la, stupidPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-0636. Where I Grew Out of You reviewsbugsPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-2-0637. Can You Hear My Monkey Girl?oink rawr oinkPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Published: 3-2-0638. The Great LizardMan's People reviewsfor this one, evil men just evil in general...whether guy, girl, or action...that is allllllllllll, and goodnightPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-9-0639. Wee Girlies Again reviewstsk tsk tsk, tis always the unsaid things i like the bestPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-10-0640. Lover, We Fail Like Christmas Colors reviewsjingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rockPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-0641. Revolution Children Start in Childhood reviewsthis isnt really angst, and i dont think i write angst anymore really, but every poem i write i keep on putting it under there, i wonder whyPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-4-0642. The Last Inch for an Old Friend reviewspretty lightsPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-28-0543. Leaves reviewsbadPoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-0544. Betraying Beethoven reviewsshe's a lOsErPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-20-0545. Mary&me reviewsmary & me came to play in a school of technology...Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-31-0546. A Fair World for a Fairy Girl reviewsliquid strawberry lip smacker is really addictingPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-15-0547. When I Stand in for God reviewssmilely faces all the wayPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-4-0548. The Laws of Thermodynamics reviewsdamn thing wont let me use the equal or plus signs, and if anybody understands this, i will be highly impressedPoetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-0549. An Incredulous Look for An Absurd Request reviewso me o myPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-0550. Grade School Rhymes for Best Friends reviewsheh, heh,heh, i make fun of myself too much lately in my own poetryPoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-0551. Windy Season reviewsrahPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-4-0552. When Good Girls Are Naturally Sick reviewstsk tsk tskPoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-0553. The Common Cold reviewsfire!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-0554. Sleeping for Pain Relief reviewsle sigh, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-0555. Useless Shiny Gift reviewsim such a liar, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-20-0556. I Think I Love My Mommy reviewsALRIGHT, yes, it's the most shitty title ever and has pretty much absolutely nothing to do with the poem, so dont avoid it cause my title's retarded, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-20-0557. Modern Art reviewsi am a bitch, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-0558. I Eat The Dirt From My Own Grave reviewswho knows, who knows, who knows, who knows, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-13-0559. Ka Boom Ka Boom reviewsstarts off bad, heh, R&R please, peanut butter cupcakes!Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-13-0560. I've Got a Dirty Little Secret reviewsi dont even know anymore, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-10-0561. In The Rumbling Ocean A Plea to Love reviewssimple enough, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-29-0562. Betrayal, When the Sun Can't Burn Down Statues reviewsit's all smiles from here, i swear R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-29-0563. When Lovers Die, And We Can't Feel reviewsla de da, la de da, la de da, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-19-0564. A Poem for the Daya somewhat bad one to start me off posting stuff again annnnnnnd another shitty title!, R&R pleasePoetry: General - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Published: 8-19-05
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