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since: 04-30-02, id: 207080
country: United States
web: Homepage
Author has written 17 stories for General, Romance, General, Essay, Kids, Humor, Song, Nature, and Life.

Hello. My name's Eli (and I am a girl, not a boy), and I'm a freshman in college. I live in the perfect city of Boston, Mass. and to be perfectly honest, I don't really write that often anymore. I suggest you avoid reading my stories from 2002 and focus on the ones from 2006 and 2007. If you want to know why, look at the summaries of my two oldest stories and then look at the summaries of my most recent two. As embarrassing as some of my old ones are, I don't like to delete things that once came from my heart. I wish I was blessed with the ability to write down all my thoughts easily and eloquently, but alas, I was not. So like everyone else, I just do the best I can.

I am a big fan of tea, hot cider, music, photography, incense, guitars, poetry, abstract art, and living. I am serious in a funny way but am not funny in a serious way. I major in television production and minor in photography. When I get sick of college food, I usually eat Italian wedding soup. I like to take pictures of things people don't usually take pictures of. My favorite song in the world will always be Hey Jude by the Beatles, but my current favorite songs are The Purple Bottle by Animal Collective and three songs by Tegan and Sara called Walking With a Ghost, Living Room, and The Con. I don't really sleep very much, but it doesn't really bother me until I start falling asleep in class, and when that happens, I chew Cinnamint Orbit Gum. Because I am a night owl, my muse likes to visit me around 3 or 4 in the morning, and sometimes we have slumber parties and write poetry together.

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1. Screaming Whispers reviews
I lost a bunch of people in a car crash a few months ago, and this is pretty much an abstract description of how I feel when I think about it sometimes. Not explicit.
Complete - Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-24-07 - Published: 10-24-07
2. Paddy McKween » reviews
Everyone has common fears, such as height, the dark, or being alone. Paddy McKween has an usual one, and it's rapidly taking control of his life. [Satire]
Complete - General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-4-07 - Published: 1-4-07
3. Voices reviews
It's about realization, but I think it could be interpreted in many different ways. I don't know if this poem will make sense to anyone except me, but it would be cool if it does.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-24-05 - Published: 3-24-05
4. The World reviews
A short, metaphorical poem that tells about my view on people in the world through a head of hair.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 3-17-04
5. Wondrous Nature reviews
No one ever seems to notice the beauty of a leaf falling from a tree...
Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 3-17-04
6. Dedication reviews
A second grader in my town died on Wednesday. This is a short story about him, dedicated to him.
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-28-04 - Published: 2-28-04
7. The Broken Mirror reviews
Behind every chosen mirror, there are creatures ready to crack circles to kill every last person. Will anyone believe the surviving and retrospecting victims' stories, or will the mirrors in chosen households around the world continue to crack?
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-18-04 - Published: 2-18-04
8. The Rock 'n' Roll Murder Show » reviews
A band needs to deal with a member's death, but will the lead singer, his boyfriend, cope? Male/male [Chapter 2 up]
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,698 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-18-04 - Published: 1-8-04
9. Life as a Puddle reviews
"My hiking boots splash the dirty, opaque water of the small puddle beneath me. This is a metaphor of my life." Short one shot, please r/r.
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-18-04 - Published: 1-18-04
10. Mr Gangsta reviews
A song about a gang member who longs to play hopscotch with kids at the park. Please r/r!
Song - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-14-03 - Published: 12-14-03
11. Mr Gangsta reviews
PG for mention of weapons. Just about a gangster who wants to play hopscotch with some 4th graders... Please r/r!
Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-03
12. My Brother Was Stolen By an Alien! reviews
Collaborative story written in writing class. The title explains it all, but it's more interesting than it sounds. Trust me.
Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-03
13. Goals reviews
Oh, I bet everyone wants to read this essay, especially because of the title... (sarcasm) It's not horrible, but I had to make it somewhat cheesy for English class. Please review!
Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-13-03 - Published: 6-13-03
14. Depressed » reviews
PG because it's really sad!!! :( It's about my relationship with my ex-boyfriend, and the reason we were forced to break up. :( Please r/r! It really would mean a lot to me! Chapter 2 finally up!
Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-3-03 - Published: 8-14-02
15. Taking the Good With the Bad reviews
Another free verse I wrote to get my feelings out... a bit similar to "Damaged For Life".
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-13-02 - Published: 10-13-02
16. Damaged For Life reviews
Just a free verse I wrote to get out some of my feelings...
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-13-02 - Published: 10-13-02
17. The Stars of Darkness » reviews
Seven kids that are obsessed with space meet up on a spaceship, and before they know it, it blasts off. They meet a few creatures while on their journey, some good, some bad. Please r/r! *Characters are based on real people*
General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,407 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-12-02 - Published: 7-12-02
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