Me: Hey! Figured I'd update this seeing as all the Music Fics were deleted. Grr. Now there's no reason for me to state my love of BSB here. Damn!

Raph: Quit your damn complaining.

Me: Look whose talking.

Raph: Damn I hate that movie! I hated the second one even more and the third one more than the other two.

Me: Now who's complaining?

Raph: Shut-up before I beat you to a pulp.

Me: Master Splinter would kill you for that. Not to mention the other guys.

Raph: We'll just see about that then, won't we?

Me: We sure as hell will.

*both get into fighting stances*

*Leo enters room*

Leo: Please don't tell me you two are at it AGAIN!

Raph: Stay out of it Leo.

Leo: Who started it this time?

*Raph & I point at one another*

Me: He did.

Raph: She did.

Leo: Will you two just grow up already?

Both: NO!

*Donnie enters den & eyes the scene before him*

Donnie: Let me guess, they're at it again.

Me: Gee. How'd ya know? You mean your brain is actually working on lamen terms for once?

*Donnie glares at me*

Donnie: I wouldn't talk if I were you. At least I know and always remember the definition of egotistical. Plus, I'm no hypocrite.

Me: He did NOT just call me a hypocrite!

*Mikey enters with pizza*

Mikey: Hey dudes and dudette. Hungry?

All: NO!

Mikey: Okay, okay. I was just asking. Don't bite my head off. More pizza for me, I guess.

Raph: Now, back to what we were originally doing.

Me: Which would be what? Yelling at me for no good reason?

Raph: I had every reason to yell. You were acting like a spoiled brat.

Me: Excuse me? Whose the spoiled brat?

Raph: Sure as hell ain't me.

Me: Go to hell!

Raph: Make me!

Me: With pleasure!

*Leo steps between us*

Leo: Break it up you two. We don't need Master Splinter breaking you guys up again.

Me: Guy? Did he jsut call me a GUY?

*Mikey grins like a chesire cat*

Mikey: Yep.

Me: I am NOT a guy Leo! Jeez! I ain't even a damn turtle!

Leo: So what? Because you're human and we're not, you're suddenly better than us?

*I open mouth to speak but get cut off*

Leo: And after we brought you into our home and took care of you! How damn ungrateful can you be?

Donnie: Leo, she never meant it like that. You know how much she hates to be called a guy when it's just the five of us.

Me & Leo: BUTT OUT DONNIE!

*Master Splinter enters room*

Splinter: What is going on in here? I can hear you yelling from the next tunnel over.

Leo: She thinks she's too good for us!

Me: Leo called me a guy and put words into my mouth!

*Raph points at me*

Raph: She was complaining about something stupid!

Me: It's not stupid Raphael!

Donnie: Actually, I heard what you said. It kinda was stupid. You know you can find Backstreet Boys fan fiction anywhere on the Net.

Me: Donnie, do you EVER butt out of people's lives? Jeez. Between you and Leo, I don't know whose worse!

Raph: Sensei! Mikey's hogging the pizza!

Mikey: I AM NOT!

*Full blown argument begins*

*Master Splinter puts his fingers in his mouth & lets out a loud whistle*

Splinter: Enough of your fighting. All of you, go do ten flips. NOW!

*We all glare at him, then one another before going to the practice room to do our ten flips*

Me: Damn you Raph.

Raph: Me? You started it!

Me: I did not!

Raph: Did too!

Me: Did not!

Raph: Did too!

Me: DID NOT!

*Splinter yells from den*

Splinter: ENOUGH! THERE WILL BE NO TALKING OR I WILL TAKE MORE DRASTIC MEASURES! YOU HEAR ME?

Me & Raph: Hai, Sensei!

Me: You see what I HAVE to put up with? Jeez! Raph's ALWAYS getting me into trouble SOMEhow!

Raph: Shut-up Bird Brain.

Me: Donnie's the Bird Brain, not me.

Donnie: Hey! I resent that!

Mikey: Don't you mean resemble?

*Donnie looks to Leo for help*

Leo: Sorry. They're your problem now. I'd suggest you just do your ten flips before Splinter has a cow.

*I gasp*

Me: Leo called Splinter a COW!

*Leo stammers*

Leo: I...I did not.

*Raph smirks*

Raph: You came close enough pal.

*Leo pales, then hurriedly does his ten flips*

Me: Sorry you had to join me in my constant suffering. Well, adios!

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