*firework* *firework* happy new year! *firework* she's back. i know i'm being incredibly slow at updating, but i have maine island quotes, AAAAND new french quotes! *grin* english class quotes mr. mueller *reading shakespeare*: oh dove feathered raven! oh wolf raving lamb! mr. mueller: so you see, juliet has been turned from this sweet, innocent little girl, to a...a... me: raving lamb? shade *reading mercutio*: no, 'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve: ask for me to-morrow, and you shall find me a grave man. I am peppered...
me: i don't know about peppered, but he sure was assaulted! *goes into fits of uncontrolabe laughter* alvin: why is he coming back to spend the night with juliet? why doesn't he just leave so he won't die? mr. mueller: because they haven't had sex yet. and why don't you have your text book? alvin: because you wouldn't let me go to my locker to get it! mr. mueller: alvin, it states clearly on page nyaaahm in your planner that all materials should be brought to class before the bell. mr. mueller: so romeo's at the friars. twist: what's the friar doing? me: frying. shade: hear me, john! nicky: to my chambers, ho! thomas (reading paris): i will rouse you early thursday morn. mr. mueller: oooh! he's going to arouse her thursday! me: *sweatdrop* mr. mueller: you'll love seeing the shakespeare play in oregon. shakespeare utilizes all of the senses. the sights, and the sounds, and the smells. *makes exaggerated sniffing noises* me: and the tastes? mr. mueller (chastising alvin on poking troy with a pencil): alvin! put that little stick away. emphasis on little. you have to understand mueller's dirty mind to translate that one. it's not hard. french class quotes conner *to himself*: you're so ugly, madame legge. why are you so ugly madame legge, why? conner: whoa! i lost my shoe! me: aren't you wearing your shoe? conner: yeah! madame legge: well, i was thinking about painting it pink, but they tell me that the engineer has to do that. conner: you don't play by the rules, madame legge! you're a rebel. madame legge: alright, i've printed two sheets for you to put in your binder. one, the writing is on the front, and the other, the writing is on the back, so when you put them in your binder, you can see both at the same time. maria: oh madame legge, you're such a trickster. madame legge: so if you want to make the verb feminine, you add a...maria, are you speaking german? maria: uh...yes... madame legge: if you are going to mangle the language, please do it outside of my classroom. maria: really madame legge, you quite insult me. i am very fluent in le jarmain... conner: oh madadme legge, why can't you teach us interesting things? maria: yeah, like mrs. glick? mme. legge: oh? what does mrs. glick teach you? conner: how to swallow your stash if you're busted by the cops. mrs. n: alright. mrs. legge is on a half year vacation, so i'm going to be your teacher for the rest of the year. class: *erupts into cheers* conner: we have the meanest english teacher! mrs. n: really? who's your english teacher? conner: mr. moor. mrs. n: mr. moor? conner: you should fight him. you'd win. mrs. n: does anyone have any questions about me? bo: do you believe in dragons? mrs. n: any other questions? bo: what's scarier, tigers or bears? mrs. n: any other questions? bo: have you ever been to disneyland? mrs. n: yes! yes, once or twice. i fell in love at disney land. class: tell us! mrs. n: his name was joe manly. conner: joe MANLY? class: *bursts out in laughter* bo: can you take us on feild trips? like to the aquarium? we could talk to the fish in french... mrs. n: one day i want to move to cambodia. conner: *matter of a fact* that's where the monkeys bite babies. nicky: je me presente jothom. the best thing about jothom's holiday was the sleeping in. the one thing you didn't know about jothom is that he regularily falls asleep in the shower. mrs. n: one of my cats looks as though he ran into a brick wall! he has a totally flat face! nicky: we used to have a cat like that! we called him mr. punched-in-nose. socials quotes mrs. vikner: gentlemen! excuse me! hello? quiet! nicky: she's getting ANGRY! mrs. vikner: well, you know, they are building a new tower in downtown vancouver. me: really? mrs. vikner: yes. and...*sly grin*...they're thinking about building an identical one next to it. shade: so it could be called the... me: identical buildings? thomas: similiar structures? john: alike skyscrapers? nicky: YES! and they'll get hit by busses. mrs. vikner: the habius corpus act was also a great step in achieving a constitutional monarchy. the act included...yes nicky? nicky: how was paper invented? mrs. vikner: i'll draw it for you, i'm not that great of an artist. *draws a triangle on the board* this is canada. nicky: nice box. nicky: the americans think we say aboot! mrs. vikner: oh, that's just a myth! canadians don't say aboot! nicky: of course we do! what are you talking aboot? john: tell me aboot it. rehearsal quotes carmen *in character*: stuart! peace man...uh...heh...which one's stuart? carmem *looking at the set pieces we got from X-men*: look at those cords! i bet ian mckellen touched those cords... thea: you think so? carmen: oh, i bet one night, late on the set, he got naked and rolled around in the cords and was like "yes! i am magnito! these are my cords!" me: ... me *reading off script*: sky's a name. i like it. thanks. *glances up at zack* get your ass over here, i need to kiss you. spencer *lying on the floor and pushing himself forwards with his toes*: nyeh. nyaah. whuua. me: what the hell are you doing? spencer *motioning to the open door with his head*: i'm inching my way to freedom. *lee appears in door* nooo! noooo! must turn...nyeeh...nuah...huuh...nyeeh... lee *looks amused and places boots in front of spencer's face* spencer: noo! nyeaah! noo! *starts trying to blow them over* spencer: greetings, super hero number one. lee: howdy, super hero number two. spencer: kill any good villains lately. lunch quotes kai: phillip has nuts. phillip: yes. a whole bunch of nuts. right here in this little container. kai: yessiree, lotsa nuts. shade: oh? how many nuts is a lotta nuts? kai: maybe fifteen? phillip: no, more like twenty. twenty nuts. kai: yes, phil has twenty nuts. me: it must be very hard for you to walk. maine island quotes leiland: i was on the ferry right? and i saw these dolphins. lee: *pause* dolphins leiland: dolphins, man! lee: *cough*therearenodolphinsinbc*cough* leiland: they were migrating! me: migrating? lee: dolphins don't migrate through bc leiland: then they escaped from the vancouver aquarium. lee: there are no dolphins at the vancouver aquarium. leiland: what's on that sticker? lee: nothing. leiland: i think you're lying cause give it to me. shade: oh yeah, well you're britney spears. me: oh yeah, well YOU'RE christina aguilara. shade: oh yeah, well YOU'RE o-town. me: oh yeah, well YOU'RE b44. shade: hey, i like b44. *long pause* lia: get out. ((note from Shade herself: I liked B44. It was scary and tramatizing time)) *on the ferry* courtney g, courtney and lia with the help of Me and Shade:You bettah love me bitch random old man that has snuck up behind us: excuse me. us: *jump* random old man: i don't think you should be using that kind of language. me: um... random old man: even i don't like it. *nods righteously and hobbles off* courntey g: *puts her head down on the table and fakes sobs* courntey: oh my god...you realise that we're the kind of people that when old people see us they go back to their cars and lock their doors? courtney g: we're the reason society holds a grudge against teenagers. leiland: oh my god, if anything jumps out at me, i'm gonna have to knock 'em out. shade: you know they call him wow. william of wales. leiland: okay, i want to go knock him out now, just for that. leiland: aw, hell no, this is blair witch shit. if anyone comes at me i'm gonna have ta knock 'em out. leiland: i'm a shopaholic and oooh! can i wear your scarf?

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1. Bouncing Amazon reviews

a short scene between cola and miranda, "embracing the beauties of middle english".

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-18-03 - Published: 7-18-03

2. The Eerie Canal reviews

two monologues that intercept each other. sam and dwight reminiscing.

Play - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-18-03 - Published: 7-18-03