Bud: Valentine's Day is all about loooooooove!

Blake: You say ass, and I say royalty.

Andy: I brought the wrong notebook.
Peltz: I brought the wrong brain.

Me: Hey! Morgiane is looking for a knife in his pants!
Nikki: Is that a knife in your pants or are you just happy to see me?!

Nikki: Ali Baba's hitting on his son's boyfriend! ((We translated "Ali Baba and the 40 Thieves" in French class and deemed Ali's son to be gay with the Main Thief. And THEN due to some incorrect translations, we decided Ali Baba was also gay and trying to seduce said Main Thief.))

Ms. Clark: What kind of love is there besides romantic love?
Neil: Old people love.

Shannon: *belches*
Mme Cron: What do you say?
Shannon: Merci beaucoup!

Nikki: Ah, zut! Someone's at the jug!

Me: I need a good luck charm that's actually lucky.
Crystal: No, you don't! You have me!
Kimi: You're not lucky, you're just skanky.
Crystal: Well, I get lucky.

Blake: What about karate belts? I thought of that last night. I was like, PYAH! *karate kicks while sitting at desk*

James: We don't have any newspapers.
Mr. Witten: Go on the Internet.
Andy: We don't believe in that.

Ryan: Charles, I'm warning you. Zip it up, now.

Bud: I'm a train, I'm a train, I'm a chic-a-chic train!

Amie: **blah blah blah** dammit **blah blah...**
Nikki: Language!
Amie: Wait! What did I say?
Nikki: Didn't you say dammit?
Amie: I can't say that here?

Me: OW!
Kimi: **giggle**
Me: I ran into a tree!

Jane: Did you know that they found a bomb yesterday in Sacre Coeur?
Mme Cron: They found a bomb on the second floor? HERE?!
Class: ....

Crystal: Are you Simon?
Mme Cron: I hope not!
Shannon: If you get to be Simon, then I'm Alf!

Me: MIMI! **hugs Regor** I'm surprised! A bright and charming girl like you hangs out with these slackers...
Regor: *growl*

Fun French: Ah, suppot de Satan, execrable damnee!
Translation: Ah, henchman of Satan, hateful damned woman!

Mme Cron: What city is she in?
Me: BERLIN!
Mme Cron: ...Paris.

Neil: Andy's eyes are glazed over. Like donuts.

Craig: True or false? Osama bin Laden's beard... [caused by] depression?

Ericka: Mandy, what are you writing with? An egg?

Mme Cron: I pulled another Mrs. Cron.

Basses in choir: Plum.
Dave: Juice.

Dave: Oh, here comes my solo! *waits a minute, then sings at hyperspeed* PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM PLUM...

Lissa: Is it bad when my life revolves around one person?
Me: ME? Aw, Lissy, you're too kind!
Lissa: It would be better if it was you! Then I'd know you'd never leave me.
Me: This has become our saddest convo yet.

Wass: You don't need to know this to be a forest ranger!

Lea: translating Learn the advantages of the onion... I mean, union!

Crystal: If our school flower was the dandelion, our motto could be "we love our weed".

Lames: She's gonna get stoned! ...Like, with rocks!

Peltz: Why don't you love me?
Drew: Why do you grope me?

Nikki: How do we pick the Pope?
Mme Cron: Well, all the cardinals gather...
Sha': What's a cardinal?
Nikki: A bird.

**Answer: The Hall of Mirrors**
Mme Cron: I'm willing to bet you use one every day.
Kimi: I use the Sixteenth Chapel every day?

Brian: Okay. So the birds lay eggs, and bees make honey...

Kimi: I yell at him all the time, I swear!
Eric: By the moon and the stars in the sky?