Yikes, looks like I've done literally NOTHING in the past two years. That sucks. I apologize. If you're looking for Emerson or The Rockstar Survival Guide, you can find them on my LiveJournal. It's friends-locked, so you'll have to comment asking for me to add you. Or if you're the shy, reclusive type, you can just add me and I'll eventually figure it out and add you back.

Meanwhile, I have to be a dork and plug my novella, How to Keep the Love of Your Life (After Mistaking Him for a Serial Killer). kthx.

If you're here reading this page, I just have to say THANKS for being awesome and supporting me all these years. You guys rock. I love you.