I play football. That's all there is to say. Don't imagine me to be a dumb jock, though, because dumb jocks are (I'm told) good at sports. I'm not exceptionally good, I just play. So these are halfway intelligent pieces of writing. If you don't think so, I tell you I may be smart, but my manners are still very much like a football player's. Anyway, hope you enjoy my fics.