Dunno what to really say about myself... just a Filipino kid living right outside New York City, kicking ass, taking names, gulping down Sisig and Beer, making me some "Pr00t Salud", and haunting the uninhabited corners of Hunter College like a Master Tonberry. Especially when my mind's too clouded for writing.

I have an affinity for the martial arts and wish I could bust caps like Emelianenko, Vunak, or LeBell. That said, I have no formal training, am not as in shape as I wish I were, lack discipline, and would hang next to a street light like a pair of unwanted Uptowns if I walked around the wrong places in the city.

Even all that considered, I like to persist in thinking I'm sexy and invincible, swinging around two sticks of wood and trying to look like I know something, screaming out loud that I'm the reincarnation of Lapu Lapu and ye all will perish. (I'm lookin' at you, Nasu! Don't be a racist and screw me with crappy stats!)

This also applies to my love for fighting games. As much as I'd love to think I am teh w00t with Zasamuel L. Jackson, Blackheart's Cuzzin', Futaba The Cat, Sensei Blue, and That Guy From That James Bond Movie, I am not. But I sure would like to be. And I love being inspired by tourney players. I'm also a semi-regular at Chinatown Fair, if that means anything. Oh yeah, and I actually AM teh w00t with Fiona Mayfield. Been playin DAT ARCANU HAET since it came out.

Well, speaking of cute maids, I am in fact sexist and will go to hell for it. =3 Or am I really? Well, I'm undeniably a visual connoisseur of good looking girls, but I do try and respect them as much as I can... which may not be much, but hey I try, right? Cuz a man can't live without his sandwiches, don't you nyo? ~w~

Note that I obviously do like anime. I do like manga. And I do like giant robots. And Japanese culture. However, I hate my fandom, and most likely that means all of you...! With your Man-Fayes, and your "noo, ur rong, goku can beat sperman!!11!1!!" and your "GL and Haruhi will steal your sliced bread and eat it," and your brainless, socially awkard "Hajimemashedpotatoeskawaiidesuyohohomyhomies!" Otakuisms. Flippin' shame on all you M-F'ers. -_-;;

DISCLAIMER: In the case of an arrest, what you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. In contrast, what Fatal K.O has just said althroughout this piece must be taken with a grain of salt; cuz nothing is true, and everything is permitted.