Wow, y’all must be bored.

*lifts glass of Dew in salute* I am the She Who Fears Tartar Sauce and Speaks with No Accent. I write substandard fanfiction.

Few quick notes (serious and not serious) –


- I am a Goldfish. I do not have a accent. So there.
- I am a master of Randomness. Do not think to defeat me in stupidity.
- You people are smarter than me- so don’t rub it in.
- I am irrationally attracted to the color ‘jade’
- Criticize, constructive. ^_^ God only knows I need it

-- I kick people who drink Coke
-- I will rule the world one day…and you’ll never know it
-- Alternately, I DO rule the world, and you don’t know it

-- ^.~ I really hate it when I have nothing to -say...

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Substandard Works – in progress...

Stuff planned- nothing happening.