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Name: RaKayla "the Soup" Campbell
Alias: Noodle Thief
Age: undetermined, i failed math
Nationality: African-American, Creole, German, Cocasian, Cherokee
Medical (mental) issues: Kleptomaniac, Masochist, Sadist, Noodlemaniac
Occupation: Harsh, yet helpful, critic... when she wants to be
Author Class: First Class (+Elite)
Writing Style: Advanced, detailed
Exploits in fanfictions: Fanservice-ness, Gore, Shounen-Ai, Shoujo-Ai, Yuri, Yaoi, Vulgarity, NC-17-ness, naughty-ness, nudity-ness, intense fight scenes, "sailor talk", Angst-y, scrupulance, "hot steaming Foreign intercourse", etceteras etceteras
Wanted by: The Overprotective Mommies of America (OMoA) and the beefcakey men with the pretty, white binding jackets
Partner(s) in Crime: S.U.G.A.R. letakato, The Underprotective Daddies of America (UDoA) **they give in to anything...
Convictions: Public displays of being Psychotic; Being a harsh critic; Making too many fanfictions without finishing other sagas; Too many unique ideas for one mind; Extortion by any means possible; Theft of noodles
Appearence: Powdered cinamonish skin that will turn emerald when enraged. Wears 80s stuff/plaid stuff
Weapon: known to use noodle bowls, chopsticks, and honky tonky mushrooms
Trademark: Giving the currency of dried up noodle bits
If encountered: If you run, she will chase. If you stay, she will kill. If you attack, she will somehow "deflower" you.
Distract her with: Sex Pistols stuff, Rancid, Sid Vicious, The Viruses, The Unseen, Sublime, other Punk'd Bands. Noodles work too, especially roast chicken flavored noodles.
"Stealing one noodle at a time."-me
"Look, I'm one Noodle richer."-me
"No fanfiction is ever perfect, it is the improvement of the author that makes it perfect. That and determination."-believe it or not, me
"The desire to do better than what you (and others) know you are capable of is the first step to becoming a great novelist."-again, believe it or shove it, me
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