Hey, I'm a 17 year old female nutcase who's got a thing for Lord of the Rings, elves, hobbits...oh, and Spiderman-comics, but that's not the point...and I consider Orlando Bloom the hottest creature who have ever walked this planet!

Fave quotes:

All that is gold does not glitter
Not all those who wander are lost.
The old that is strong does not wither
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

From the ashes a fire shall be broken
A light from the shadows shall spring.
Renewed shall the blade that has broken
The crownless again shall be king.
-- J.R.R Tolkien

"To err is human and stupid."

"Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else!"

"Would you like to ride your own ass?"
-- Ad for donkey rides in Thailand

"Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation."
-- In a Hong Kong dress shop