Author has written 13 stories for General, War, and Love. Random Quotes
"People need your love the most when they appear to deserve it the least."
"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."
"You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
"The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
"Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together."
"Due to budget cuts, light at end of tunnel will be out."
"Don't drink to drown your sorrow. Sorrow knows how to swim."
"Do not rejoice at my grief, for when mine is old, yours will be new."
"Glutton: one who digs his grave with his teeth."
"If a man deceives me once, shame on him; if he deceives me twice, shame on me."
Book and Movie Quotes
"You may be a king, or a little street sweeper,
But sooner or later, you dance with the reaper."
° Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
"All of us are travelers lost
our tickets arranged at a cost
unknown but beyond our means.
This odd itinerary of scenes
- enigmatic, strange, unreal -
leaves us unsure how to feel.
No post-mortem journey is rife
with more mystery than life."
° The Book of Counted Sorrows - Dean Koontz
"Professor Plum, you were once a professor in Psychiatry, specializing in helping paranoid and homicidal lunatics suffering from delusions of grandeur."
"Yes, but now I work for the United Nations."
"So, your work has not changed.."
° Clue
"It can't rain all the time."
° The Crow
"Don't call me stupid."
"Oh, right. To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher IQs!"
° A Fish Called Wanda
"We all know God invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
° The Ghost and the Darkness
"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."
° The Hound of the Baskervilles - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"You ever met anyone you didn't kill?"
"Well I haven't killed you yet..."
° Lethal Weapon
"You know how to use that thing?" [pointing to the sword]
"Sure.. The pointy end goes into the other guy."
° The Mask of Zorro
"You can't trample infidels when you're a tortoise. I mean, all you could do is give them a meaningful look."
° Small Gods, Terry Pratchett
"Joseph, we do not shoot friends."
° Unbreakable
"Warren, look at what you took ...rap...metal...rap....metal....Whitney Houston." Lucas
"It's for my girlfriend, alright?" Warren
"Sure it is." Lucas
-Empire Records
Famous Last Words
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"It's fireproof."
"What does this button do?"
"So, you're a cannibal."
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
"Oops."
"Don't worry, it's not contagious."
"Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?"
"Trust me, I know what I'm doing."
"Let's split up, we'll cover more ground."
"Well, it can't get any worse!"
"Don't worry, they'll never find us in here"
"What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable."
"We can defeat anything!"
"I'm pushing open the sarcophagus."
"Ah, whatever. It doesn't matter."
"It's fine.. no traps.."
"So, you're sure this isn't loaded?"
"C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it!" |
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