I was born in France in 1804. I have eighty-one children. I have a beard.

My biggest masterpiece to date is a clay model I made in art class which I seriously wished had blown up in the kiln.

I love Jess, I love Luke, I love everyone (Yes, even you!). Mr. Vaughn ain't so bad either, no? Except Harry Potter (he freaks me out).

I also love reviews, people who review, long walks on the beach (with Jess), unicorns with fluffy manes, purple dogs that bark at Barbie...

Okay, I'm probably losing more of my friends as I type this. I'm a psycho, if any of you haven't noticed.

I'm a Literati, JavaJunkie

Ain't that... funky?

COLLECTOR
Hey! Wait! He jumped ME!
(exits)
You f*ing tracer!

BANKY
(to OC)
YOUR MOTHER'S A TRACER!

--Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith

"If someone hands me a camera, OF COURSE I'm gonna play with it."

--Bam Margera

DANIEL
(to Mark)
My, what a gripping life you do lead.
--Bridget Jones' Diary

I HAVE A WEBSITE! FINALLY!