Name: Claudia.

Species: Potato of the Couch or, in the learned languages, "couchis potaum".

Occupation: Student of English, working part time at a bread store.

Age: Late mesozoic era.

Favorite Professional Authors: Terry Prarchett, J.R.R. Tolkien, Malcolm Gladwell, Phillip Pullman.

Authors I Would NOT Read more than I Absolutely Have to: Jane Austen, Stephen King.

Favorite Unpublished Authors: Kita Iqbal, Rozefire, Randall Ras.

Favorite Books: Discworld (all), The Shadow of the Wind, The Lord of the Rings, The Tipping Point, His Dark Materials.

Favorite Music: My brother's band.

Most Unhealthy Hobbies: Anime, Manga, RPGs and dating.

Stories

All of the stories available were written by me when I was around 16-17 years old. I keep them as a mere reminder of how bad a writer I am. I have no finished stories, not for lack of trying but because I get awfully annoyed at the inhumane amounts of fluff and clichés they start sprouting. I also get really annoyed at the fact that I'm too straight forward to make a good plot. Please, review as harshly as you want, as long as it's constructive I'll like it (thus, no senseless flames, please. I want to know WHY I'm sucking so badly).

One-Shots

-Words Like Kisses:

"A story based on real life. It's not a poem, it's not a story... it's just feelings. It's about missing someone who's now too far away."

-Revenge

"the results of venting frustrations on paper. I tried to turn a sick scenario into something romantic (in the literary sense of the word)."

Finished Stories

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Unfinished Stories

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