|Dance of Evil|
Author has written 2 stories for Fantasy, and Action.
I'm so cool, too bad I'm a loser
I'm so smart, too bad I can't get anything figured out
I'm so brave, too bad I'm a baby
I'm so fly, that's probably why it
Feels just like I'm falling for the first time
I'm so green, it's really amazing
Anyone perfect must be lying, anything easy has its cost
I'm so chill, no wonder it's freezing
Anything plain can be lovely, anything loved can be lost
Hey, what's shakin', bacon? What? What do you mean you aren't bacon? You...you betrayed me? I feel so...so...hurt! *sniffle*
OK, I'm over it.
Here's a little overveiw of my little stories, which will hopefully soon become big stories, and then stories so big that they can SMOOSH you. Heh heh, only kidding!
Not Quite Princess : Princess Maddy is fed up with being a princess and everything that comes with that, pink, satin package, so she runs away to become a knight. The only hitch is her father is kidnapped (kingnapped, if you will), and she and her friend Meron are the only two brave enough to go off on a hunt for him.
Trust : At only six years old, both of Kaylen's parents are dead. The peppery cat demon and her companion and lover, Drek, are roaming freely through the realm. Sadly, the realm does not wish for demons to roam so freely. They are captured. How will they free themselves? To do so, they must learn the meaning of trust...but with trust, comes betrayal.
"I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming." -Homer (The Simpsons)
"You're unique. Just like everybody else."
Rosencrantz opens his fists, revealing that there is a coin in both.
"What would Jesus do...for a Kondike bar?"
"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore, that was the happiest day of my life." -Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons)
"Just remember, Jesus loves you..ever body else thinks you're an ass."
Review or die. Well, if you do review, you'll still die. Everybody dies. Sorry about that, mate.
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