NovaKayne
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since: 07-19-02, id: 236947
Author has written 45 stories for General, Fantasy, School, Nature, Life, Biography, Mythology, Love, Humor, and Family.
OOOOOOOOKAY!! Hi all you fiction/poetry loving peoples! I'm BACK!! And now I've FINALLY uploaded some FICTION!! *happy dance, twirly-twirl, power bounce...* I hope you'll all take the time to read it...them...whatever.
I have two current obsessions: Slam Poetry, and Francesca Lia Block books (mainly the Weetzie Bat series). Thus my new nickname. I'm sure some people will understand, if you've read it. Well, sadly, I'll be going back to school August 11. But I will be in a Creative Writing Class this year, so I hope to be producing more upload-worthy poetry and prose for all the lovely peeps out there. Anywho, ciao for now!
Your favorite psychopath,
Alicia

Funky chunky personal quotie-things

Hide your ears!! ~Sebastian
What kind of idiot throws tea at people??! ~also Sebastian
I..am the twin of God. ~Jamesy
I now present you with the fairy stick. ~Me to Becbet
Fuck brain cells I got BOOBIES! ~Me mocking my ex-friend Alli
Noona Noona! Nani Nani! ~Me and Bec
Aaah! Severed feet! Aaah! Shredded legs!! ~Bec
Don't kill myyyyy beeeeeeeeear!!! ~Jamers *the odd one*
Who are you and why are you wearing my underwear? ~Randomness from moi
Say no to Twood. ~Becky
I'm gonna put it in my pants!! I'm gonna put it in my pants!! ~Jamers...again...big surprise
Loogie on the bear!! He's a marijuana brownie!! He looks like a poop with fuzz! ~Becbet...big surprise again...
*In a distinguished voice* He's not a homo and neither am I. ~James
I'm not saying you'd be gay, I'm just saying you'd have to live in a bed with three other men and speak queerly. ~Becbet
She held it ransom so I put her memory card in my pants. ~James
I wish I had a flying pig. I'd throw it at people... ~Bec

Everything from "don't kill my bear" to "i wish i had a flying pig" happened in one day at the ever-amusing Becky and James house. I just love my family...the bring out the freakiness in me. :-D

Additional quotey things:
"You can't ride two horses with one ass, butterbean."~Father from SWEET HOME ALABAMA
--"Unless you have reeeeeaaallly big butt cheeks."~Lorena (a friend of mine)
"Get away from my house, crazy man!!"~my GEO teacher
"Maybe YOUR dreams are not as significant as the clown's, for who are YOU to laugh at a clown's dreams?" ~Elizabeth (not Betzi) (another friend of mine)
"Macaroni Kitchen-shoe and Toe slide!" ~Me making fun of Ruroni Kenchen (sp?) and some man-slayer on there.

That's all fer now but I'll be adding more soon. Enjoy..

I luv darkness yes I do...hehehe...ok no cuz that's just wrong but I felt like letting my inner gothic freakazoid dance in the limelight for just a bit. Please review stttuuuuuuuuuuuuuufffffffffff...


1. Vandalized DollBabies reviews
I think this is funny anyway. It's a true story. I wrote it after staring at a picture of the incident. Like it if you wish, hate it if you must.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-03
2. Orange Orange reviews
Written after the close inspection of the act of peeling an orange. Shut up. I'm not insane.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-03
3. Midnight Madness reviews
Another Rocky Horror poem. This one, thanks in large part, to the effects the Farley Flavors 5 cast has on me. Go to . You won't regret it.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-03
4. 5 Seconds Too Late reviews
I was remembering a "spanking" I got when I was younger. Thus, this poem emerged.
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-12-03
5. Ode to Rocky reviews
This is also on . It is my, thus the name, Ode to the Rocky Horror Picture Show. My summary of the twisted tale.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-03
6. Granddaughter for Lunch reviews
At the beginning, you think it's gonna be so sad; ya know the poor old guy wasting away in a nursing home. But it has a humorous twist, I think.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-12-03
7. The Beautiful Things reviews
Some of the truly beautiful things in the world, are the things people really hate. WUIS.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-03
8. What I Want reviews
There are things a girl who's never had a boyfriend dreams of. If you're one of those chicks who's always hopping from guy to guy, here's a look at the other side of the tracks. WUIS.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-18-03
9. My Dream reviews
This is my dream. This will all happen someday. WUIS.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-03
10. FreaksofNature reviews
You just can't make fun of people. God made all of us diff. WUIS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-03
11. The Other Opinion reviews
A normal girl; a guy who thinks he has the right to belittle a person. Crushes suck. WUIS
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-03
12. PostVacation reviews
I wrote this on the way back from Myrtle Beach. Everything really happened. It just seemed like a happy time. WUIS
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-03
13. Night Walker reviews
She walks alone, unaware of the world around her. WUIS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-18-03
14. I Am reviews
I am a lot of things. In this poem I compare myself to various earthly beings. WUIS
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-03
15. Fly reviews
An odd lil piece...could be taken as the loss of innocence. Could be taken as leaving home after high school, setting out in the world. Take it how you will. I know; cliche title. I sorry. WUIS.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-18-03
16. Same Difference reviews
The world is a twisted place. Though all people are the same species, with the same feelings and thoughts, there is much diversity. *WUIS* (written under influence of slam)
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 70 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-03
17. He reviews
Written under the influence of SLAM poetry. Laugh not at the dreams of an unloved-by-boys girl.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-16-03
18. Greed and Envy reviews
This was a school assignment; to write a myth of how a feeling or moral was created or learned. Two sisters, one beautiful, one slightly less so, face off.
Fiction: Mythology - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-16-03
19. Yellow Aliens and a Chinese Water Garden reviews
We went to Disney World for New Years one year. This was my experience. All events mentioned are 100% true.
Fiction: Biography - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-16-03
20. Paranoia reviews
Insanity has so many amusing quirks to the onlooker; but for the victim, the effect is quite strange...
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-03
21. Cry Me a River reviews
No, not in relation to the Justin Timberlake song, I promise. *GAG* This was something randomly scribbled on a doodle paper in Geography class that I kinda liked so I added to it and...here it is.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-11-03
22. Sleeping Angels reviews
My mom was going through a very depressing time and I just sat up and watched her sleep. Some of you may have been through this; some of you probably haven't. But those that have have learned something very special about life.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-03
23. The Night Only Knows reviews
Written one particularly horrible night. I was crying and no one knew it; I sat up in bed and thought of the first few stanzas, then went into the bathroom and wrote the whole thing. It may not be one of my more expressive pieces but it's probably the on
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-03
24. There Are No Rainbows Here reviews
Not really a nature poem. In a drab world, there is no color.
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-6-03
25. Porcelain Guardians reviews
Rated because it might scare children to think that their trusted playthings are stalking them.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 63 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-6-03
26. Intercom reviews
Rated for the brainwashing references. Yeah...just read the stupid thing.
Poetry: School - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-6-03
27. Fire and Ice reviews
Somewhat of a broken heart poem. But it can be taken as heart pains of other kinds too.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-6-03
28. Daydream reviews
Written in Spanish class. The most boring class in the world.
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-6-03
29. The Birds reviews
Written after September 11. Inspired by the title "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-03
30. Shine reviews
An older woman gives advice to a spry young woman.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-03
31. Roadtrip Rain reviews
Written as I was waiting for my mother to come back into the car when she had gone inside to get us drinks from a gas station.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 58 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-03
32. Punishment reviews
There is so much to do in life; so much to accomplish. However, all is lost in suicide. *A rather short poem.*
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 39 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-7-03
33. Facade reviews
This was actually written before "Rage is a Disease" and I thought I lost this one, so I wrote "Rage is a Disease" with what I could remember of this one. Forgive me if they are somewhat similar. I, personally, like this one better.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-7-03
34. Loss of Innocence reviews
A very confused poem about the contradictions you're fed when you're growing up and how much it sucks when you don't follow the one the "adults" are obsessing over at the moment.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-31-03
35. A Wounded Soldier Am I reviews
"'neath an uncaring sky...a wounded soldier am I."
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-30-03
36. Masochist Holiday reviews
Yet another picture frame leading to my dark demented mind. I'm not really a sadist, but...it's fun to pretend, aint it?
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 54 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-16-02
37. Blood on the Highway reviews
A loveless man seeks release on a "deserted" highway which leads his hands to be stained by an innocent man's blood.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Drama/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-16-02
38. Nightlife reviews
A rather dark work done from a disturbed mind. A thinker. Rated only for if you understand its meaning.
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-02
39. Live Thoughts reviews
Ya know that saying: Shut up brain or I'll stab u with a Q-tip? This is what it feels like; when u just can't get your brain to shut the hell up.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-19-02
40. Teenage Girl reviews
The person in the mirror isn't always the person you're trying to project from the inside; the story of one girl's journey to accept herself.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-17-02
41. My Walls reviews
The metaphor of the walls around your soul and tearing them down.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-02
42. Somedays reviews
Somedays, you just wanna cry. :'(
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-12-02
43. Raining reviews
A dramatic take on the world and life as compared to nursery rhymes.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-12-02
44. Rage is a Disease reviews
The frustration encircling hiding half of your true identity from the world.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-12-02
45. Alone reviews
A 13-year-old girl's explanation of love in high school: it SUCKS!
Poetry: General - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-12-02