My epic movie masterpiece's script is up. I guarantee that you will laugh, cry, scratch your head, get an erection, and die of natural causes during a reading of the lengthy script that I posted. I spent about 4 1/2 months on the 116 page script that's up. It's the only epic thing I've ever managed to complete, which proves how incompetent I am. Please, please review it, unless it condemns you to a permanent, drooling stupor for the rest of your natural life. 

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1. Headwound Harry reviews

My morbid postmodernist nightmare comedy has been called "genius". Find out what's so good inside. Just one click will change your life forever. Ego trip over...now. Contains darkly humorous graphic descriptions of gruesome violence. Bring a towel.

Mystery - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,412 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 12-12-05 - Published: 12-12-05

2. THE STORY OF BOB reviews

A prequel to my epic (r-rated) movie script, MY SUPER DUPER UBER MEGA MOVIE OR FINAL FLATULENCE. It's pretty good. (update) WILL SOMEONE PLEASE REVIEW THIS SO I CAN AT LEAST KNOW SOMEONE HAS READ IT? ANYONE? In other words, R&R. (read and review, stupid)

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 11-13-03

3. MY SUPER DUPER UBER MEGA MOVIE: THE CLEAN ONE

This is a watered down (to a hilarious degree) version of my epic movie script that's really rated R. Expect lots of inventive ways to cover up profanity and innuendo. PG because it's still obvious what's being said, it's just been replaced with something

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 91,000 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-10-03 - Published: 11-10-03

4. MY SUPER DUPER UBER MEGA MOVIE OR FINAL FLATULENCE » reviews

This is a movie script I wrote. It's really long. It's the epic tale of 'Bob' battling his eggbeater-wielding arch-nemesis, Jimbob. Have fun. (update) THE SCRIPT CONTINUES ON IT'S QUEST TO RULE THE WORD WITH TWO WHOLE RAVE REVIEWS! AND A BAD ONE! WHOO!

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 93,417 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-6-03 - Published: 11-6-03