This is a picture of "faek me," the cardboard Legolas cutout that was given to me by Bob at Waldenbooks (THANK YOU BOB!).

Legolas takes great delight in dressing "faek me" in various hats that he accumulates from his adventures around town. Here's the latest one he is torturing "faek me" with.

Hae everybuddie! Thaenkz fur all da kiend wurdz of lub u seand me en da reeveewz. I reed eberywon of dem! I saev dem all tu! I hav a hoel noetbuuk fuul of dem soe I kin luuk at dem eberydae. I lub u all vary muech! al iz maken me eet loetz of vaegetiblez an reast uep soe I kin rite tu u all agin suun! *huegz an keesez!*