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Aftertaste of a Razorblade likes...
Weasleycest
Short, choppy descriptions
Originality
Dragons
Integrity
Rock 'n roll
Being right
People with cool bios
Talking about oneself in the third person.
Drugs
Black-and-white movies
Indiana Jones
James Bond
Girls in bowties
RP-ing
Anything directed by Stanley Kubrick
Or Alfred Hitchcock
Open-mindedness
Opera
"Casablanca"
Democrats

Aftertaste of a Razorblade doesn't like...
Purple prose
Homophobes
Anonymous flamers
Glurge
Pathological liars
Rap
Emo kids
Too much bitching
Mary Sues
Computers that crash when you're in the middle of something
"House of 1,000 Corpses"
Good Charlotte
Anything by Anne Rice
Or Anne McCaffery
THAT SIRIUS BLACK IS DEAD! WAAAAAAH! SI-RI-US!

Femme/boyslash extraordinaire, (because everything is better gay.)

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1. As Cigarettes are to Healthy » reviews

M/m slash. Damien, motivated mostly by boredom, takes on the disgruntled, bitter Vic as a challenge.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,940 - Reviews: 323 - Updated: 1-29-04 - Published: 8-8-02

2. Words reviews

This is the only way I know how to say it...

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-3-03 - Published: 6-3-03

3. I AM reviews

Hey, if you don't like me, you can kiss it.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 4-18-03

4. The Ideal Woman reviews

It doesn't matter, as long as she's...

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 4-18-03

5. Kiddo reviews

She smiles, and I melt. Honestly, could I possibly BE any cornier?

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 4-18-03

6. China Doll reviews

Even when my friends are smiling, I can't help but wonder what they're really thinking.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-17-03 - Published: 3-17-03

7. The Artist in the Moment of Composition reviews

You're never as good as you think you are.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 44 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-13-03 - Published: 3-13-03

8. Three Little Words reviews

Sometimes I get to rambling, and you have to read between the lines.

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-8-03 - Published: 3-8-03

9. Listen reviews

"I'm not indifferent;/Just utterly confused." My mixed feelings on the approaching war with Iraq.

War - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-8-03 - Published: 3-8-03

10. A Poem for St Valentine's Day reviews

Let's face it: Valentine's Day just isn't as romantic as we like to pretend!

Humor - Fiction Rated: M - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-12-03 - Published: 2-12-03

11. To reviews

Playing in the snow is fun. (More disturbing than that summary makes it sound.)

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-26-02 - Published: 12-26-02

12. Uncommon Misconceptions reviews

Hermie doesn't like Scarlett. Scarlett doesn't know Hermie exists. Somehow, this results in f/f slash.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-26-02 - Published: 12-26-02

13. Too Much Information reviews

Don't ask a question unless you really want to hear the answer.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-17-02 - Published: 12-17-02

14. The Old Man reviews

I always like the crazy ones.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-7-02 - Published: 12-7-02

15. Thinking reviews

Just a poem I wrote on a whim.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-1-02 - Published: 11-1-02

16. Conspiracy Theory reviews

An...interesting...outlook on life. F/f slash.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 10-26-02 - Published: 10-26-02

17. Force of Habit reviews

Out of all the things I've written, I think this is by far my favorite.

Politics - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-29-02 - Published: 9-29-02

18. Perfection reviews

What is that which we call perfection?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 8-10-02 - Published: 8-10-02

19. Purple Eyes reviews

A depiction of a classroom as it may be a century from now. An attempt at dystopian satire.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 8-5-02 - Published: 8-5-02