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Hi mojo here

i haf 2 tell u bit bout ma self so here r sum intresting facts (not!)

Name:Mariam Oraha

Nicknames: mojo, mimi, mimz, mimzy, miam, yum (don't ask), bilbo (you really don't wanna know!), mousey, moonface, munchkin, miree, Arwen and Pippin (cos i'm just as dumb as him)

Location: London

Age: 14

Height: 5ft 2inch (that's how i got the munchkin nickname!)

Gender: Female

Fave Artist: Red Hot Chille Peppers, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Pink, Avril Lavigne, The Calling, The Offspring etc. etc. blah blah blah

Fave Programme: Friends, The Simpsons, Will and Grace, Neighbours and loadsa other stuff.

Fave Person: Orlando Bloom *major drool*, Elijah Wood *drool* Spike

Friends: Clare N., Clare D., Christina, Tanya, Maria, Hannah, Carlie, Catherine, Helen T., Helen M., Juliet, Rebecca (or Bexy) Annalise, Laura, Maud and Ceara!

Football team: Arsenal (c'mon the Gunners!)

Bands I hate: Blue, a1, One True Voice, Girls Aloud.

Fave Films: LOTR: FOTR, LOTR: TTT, Matrix, Flipper, American Pie, The War.

Books: LOTR, Harry Potter (like the books not the film that much, please don't hate me!), The Dark Trilogy, A Series of Unfortunate Events.

Email adresses: spacegirlmojo@hotmail.com, mariam.oraha@email.com, mariam_oraha@yahoo.com

MSN Chat: mojo_17@hotmail.com

Quotes:

"The shoes!" (Me on Gandalf's shoes)

"He is not a gnome. He's just a 500 year old twisted Hobbit." (Me telling my friend about Gollum)

"I was not drunk.....i was just hyper." (Me explaining my weird behaviour in France)

"Blue suck. Duncan's gay. I love Orli!" (Me again)

"Elijah Wood and Dom Monaghan are NOT gay!" (Me)

"EEEEEEEWWWW!! How can you like JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE??" (Me expressing my disgust at my friend's choice of men!)

Fave quotes:

"Baggins? Of course I know a Baggins. FRRRRRRODO BAGGINS" (Pippin!)

"You need brains for this sort of mission, quest... thang." (Pippin)

"Right.... where are we goin?" (Pippin)

"George Lucas is gonna sue some major sh*t!" (Chris Rock in Jay and Silent Bob strike back)

"You play for KITTENS?" (Buffy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Don't worry. You'll get your kittens" (Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"I hate the English.....wait a second. I am English" (Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

"Amy. How've you been?"

"A rat. You?"

"Dead."

"Oh." (Buffy and Amy in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)

"Buffy! You're hair! It is adorable!" (Willow in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.)

"Spike...what are you doing?"

"Oh....I'm just exercising." (Xander and Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer- all you who have seen the episode where Buffy becomes invisible will get what I'm talking bout.)

A little bit more about me: Ok I have an imaginary friend called Eurasa (said Urasa) we argue alot but I always win ^_~ she thinks LOTR sucks but I know she loves it deep inside. I play the piano. uh i think that's all you need to know about me!

mojo



*STUFF*

Ok my story "A New Civilisation" is a whole loada sh*t and not a lot of people like it so I've decided to delete it. If you did like the story (very unlikely) it's on my website.