DISCLAIMER: All information in this profile is mine and mine alone.
Obviously...considering it's my profile. However, I write this because
a lot of people copy and paste my profile and put it in their bio and
then neglect to change the information I have written. I don't mind if
you use this format...someone would have done it sooner or later...but
please change the information when you do so, okay? Okay. Thanks.
With that said...hello there! Welcome to my domain. Bathrooms are on
the right, and the cafeteria is on the left. Oh, and the dorms are
straight ahead. If you wanna read everything, you're going to be here a
while. But, while you're reading the profile...you might as well find
out some more about me. ^^
Celebrating gay marriage and liberal dogma...one essay at a time.
~All About Namir~
Name: My real name is...Cassie! YES! After two years on this
site you finally know. IT IS AN EVIL NAME! Plus it's not even my full
name...which is MORE evil! I HATE IT! Hate...HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!
I hate my last name too, which I'm not telling you! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And I hate my middle name...which is LYN! RAGH! How annoying. -_-; It's
the same as my MOM's! Mom is very creative. ::bites someone's head
off:: Ah well...stuck with it, I suppose.
Nicknames: Cassie (yes...my actual name is a nickname...), Cass,
Cass the Ass, Kenny's Goddess, KG, Kage, Namir, Nammy, Nami, Jade,
Swifty, Cheetah, Cricket, Kat, Pie Queen, "That South Park Girl",
Wooby, Goober, Lily, Squinty, Pineapple, Nintendo Girl, and some
others, lol.
Were Name: Namir Jade Swiftpaw. Yes, it's the same as my pen
name! Very GOOD...everyone can read! I took out the "Jade" in my pen
name, though...too long to type. ;P I'm inherently lazy. Anyways, Namir
means "swift cat" in some language that I'll probably never know.
Obviously, Jade is a semi-precious green rock. Swiftpaw just...accents
the swiftness, dammit! I'm fast. ;P For...short distances. Mwah! I
can't run far. But yeeeeeeeeah...there's that!
Were species: A DOMESTIC CAT! Mew. I'm so cool. :P Actually, I
don't know many other kitty weres who are domestic cats...just a few
off a message board I go to. And it's like...one other person, lol. And
I am black. With purple eyes. Well, I am not, perse, but my wereside is. That is just how I see myself. :)
Age: 21! Finally, a legal drinker I can be! ...too bad I almost never drink! What a waste! ;_;
Height: I'm a slightly above average 5'8". I'm not too tall, but
I am not short either. I really want to be short...I think it would be
sweet. I could hide...and no one would know I was there.
Weight: I am 125-130 lbs. It really depends. Wheee! I are not
the super skinny, but I are not the fat, either. I'm...average, I
guess. Maybe a little below. o_o Weight is stupid! I don't get why most
girls flip out about telling their weight...
Blood Type: This seems to be a favorite new category people are
adding. Interesting...hmm...well, my blood type is O+ (WOW! Aren't I
interesting! I'm recessive!), which is a universal donor to all the
other positive blood types. ^^ Yay me! I can only get blood from other
O people, though...
DOB: November 10, 1984. And ya know why there are so many
November birthdays? Because everyone does the nasty on Valentine's
Day...and guess how many months Feburary is from November...XP
Sexuality: I'm bisexual, and if you don't like it, DEAL! Even
though I have only dated men up to this point in my life, I can easily
see myself with a girl, as well. Women and men are equally
beautiful...and hey! The way I see it is that you have 50 more
selection if you are bi...so...yay! ;P
Occupation: I'm a grocery minion. At the fooooooood-stoooooooooooore!
Astrological Sign: Scorpio! Scorpio's are introverted, quiet,
and passionate. All of which I am. So I guess I am a pretty good
example of my sign. ^^; I'm right in the middle of Scorpio...I guess
that's probably why.
Rising Sign: Leo! I just found this out through the wonderful
thing called Yahoo Horoscopes the other day, lol. XD I was surprised,
since Leo's love the spotlight, are creative, and friendly and
sympathetic, which the other half of how I am...o_O So I fit together
with my two signs really well! It's creepy!
Chinese Year: The year of the RAT! 1984 is the year of the rat.
Isn't that exciting, kids? According to the Chinese, I should be a
small rodent with large teeth. XP I really like rats...they're cute!
Location: In a front of my computer, at a desk, in my apartment
in Claremont, New Hampsire, USA, North American, Nothern Hemisphere,
Earth, Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy, Virgo Supercluster, the
Universe. There! Don't ever tell me I was lazy about everything...:P
Natural Hair Color: Reddish brownish, with some blonde. BUT!
Since my friends were here from home and decided to dye my hair more
blonde...um...it's a lot more blonde than it was, lol. A lot more. But
it still looks natural...because I r0x0r. :P
Current Hair Color: Red. Like, really red. But it still looks
natural, since it's the color of my hair when it's exposed to the sun
naturally...now...it's just that color all the time. XP
Eye Color: Hazel! But they're steadily getting more green, now
that I look at them...and they get this weird grayish green color
sometimes! My eyes are screwed up! They look yellowish sometimes
too...my ex-boyfriend said they were like cat eyes, and Erin said they
were freaky. :P
Nationality: I am a caucasian American, with nearly 100 German
ancestory. :P Fear the bratwurst! And the saurkraut! And the Nazis!
::evil laughter::
Religous Affliation: NONE! I don't give a flying monkey about
religion, to be quite honest. And I am perfectly happy without it! So
many people seem baffled (especially if they're insanely Christian
zealots...grrr...) by this. YOU DON'T NEED RELIGION TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!
But, if someone is curious about my religous background...I'm a
Catholic dropout. :P
Political Affliation: Well, Steven Lawrence and I discussed
this, and we have decided that I am a moderate democrat. I'm
pro-choice, anti-Bush, anti-war, pro-gay marriage, pro-welfare,
and...yeah. I'm bad. And vocal about being liberal. ;P
Popularity: Well, on the internet it's rather high!
...And...it's all sorts of crazy good now! I'm scared by the fact that
so many people like me. o_o; I've had stalkers, man! Stalkers! It's
creepy! I need to go back to being a loser! XD
Love Interests: I've got someone. :) That's all you wankers need to know! XD
Likes: PIE! ^^ Snorkels, shiny objects, writing, singing,
acting, drawing, reading, hanging out with mah pals Cait and Erin,
hanging out with my buddies at college, my boy, talking to people OL
(both new and old!), movies, spies, James Bond, Pierce Brosnan,
cartoons, South Park, Kenny, Tails, video games, Pokémon ('specially
Butterfree!), the BARENAKED LADIES, cats, snakes, schnauzers,
Australia, cappichino, ice cream, The Fairly Oddparents, COSMO, Spree,
Fireballs, PEZ, and WINTERGREENS! :D ...And some more stuff I can't
think of, lol
Dislikes: Structure, regime, religion, uber right wing
conseratives, conformists, fakers, school spirit, mean people, most
bugs, vegetables, most fruit, Macs, Windows, math, history (who gives a
crap about old dead people?), confrontation, rejection, liars, people
who are afraid to express their emotions, boybands, Avril Lavinge, and
some other stuff...
Personality: I'm crazy! Being cooped up in the house all the
time leads to craziness...or so everyone tells me. I would just like to
think that I'm a fairly free-spirited person, but people like to
diagnose that nowadays, so I guess it really doesn't matter...:P I'm
also very nice. Overly nice, infact, and I am not saying that in a
bragging way. I hate it. I'm nice to people who have treated me like
crap and beyond...in fact, I am still friends with someone who said one
of the nastiest things anyone has said about me in my entire life. I
hate violence - I'm very much a non-confrontationalist (Christ, that
word is a mouthful). There is nothing I hate more than trying to/having
to fight with someone. So...I don't. ^^; Which is a bad thing, because
I end up getting walked all over in the end. Murrr. Ah well. I'm
immensely self-critical - of my writing, my looks, my
drawing...everything. I know it's good (I guess...based on the
responses of people here, at least) - but I can't bring myself to tell
people that (or myself, usually). That brings me to another thing - I'm
horribly modest. And insanely shy. I can't talk to males...especially
males I like. I end up muttering to myself and talking to a wall. :P
I'm a hopeless romantic...and...yeah. People have told me I'm an
idealist, and "naive about what is going on in the world". I'm
inexperienced when it comes to the realm of the BIG "s" word, and I
tend to be overly trusting, which is something I have been trying to
work on, and failing miserably. :P I also ramble too much. As if you
couldn't tell...
Generic School Label: In high school, the most famous label I
had was the "resident lesbian", which just makes me laugh now, thinking
about it...but back then, it was pretty hurtful. When I was at college, I
suppose the label people would put on me would be the overly-loving
insane one. Who never goes to sleep. A lot of people also know me as
the lazy one. ;P I am pretty lazy...but not as lazy as I could be!!
*shifty eyes*
Generic Online Label: LOL! A lot of people know me as a psycho
from THH, FSP, and KnK (if you know me well enough, lol, you will know
what those places are). On Werenation, I am the pie loving kitty who
everyone thinks is crazy. I guess it would typically be the psycho, but
on the SP messageboards I would go on, I was the peacemaker. On here,
I'm the poet. XP That's really it, though. But a lot of people tend to
think I'm a bit one dimensional on the internet (with the pie thing)
and that bothers me. So I always let other people know that there is
more to me than pastry. ;P And for some reason, I am also the one most
people come to if they are having a problem with a relationship, or
something else. Yeah...this, people, is why I wanted to be a
psychiatrist! It just comes naturally, I guess...o_o
Fears: Oh man. I have so many. First off, I'll be honest - I'm
afraid of the dark at 20 years old. Sad, isn't it? I just don't feel
safe in my basement where there is no one else...I used to be fine in
the dark. I'm petrified...and I mean petrified of ladders. I
can't even look at a ladder that's taller than me without starting to
shake. It's the ladders, man! They're out to get me... ::shifty eyes::
And heights. I used to think I wasn't afraid of them...but...oh boy, I
am! X_X I hate being in high places. Hate hate hate! I'm also afraid of
covered bridges. They're SCARY! I hate driving over bridges in general,
actually. I always think they are going to break. I'm afraid of flying.
I'm almost more scared of bees than I am of ladders...but not quite.
I'm afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of the woods at night if there is no
source of light for me to see by. I'm afraid of...yeah. Lots of
stuff...I'm a wuss. XP
~Ways To Contact Namir~
AIM: Shiny Spacesuit, Namir Swiftpaw, Moonpebble KG, Pie Queen
KG, Tails Goddess, Squeezykenny, KG Snorkel Queen, The Cassie 3000. I
just switched my screen name to Shiny Spacesuit, so that's the one I
will be on the most now...the others are either old screen names or
backups just incase I get warned into oblivion. Or secret SNs for when
I don't want anyone to find me. ;P Plus I'm on AIM all the time.
Seriously...chances are if you want to talk to me, I'm availible. Oh,
and I have my uber-secret screen name that only special people can get.
;P If you want to be a special person...get to know me and maybe one
day you will get the pleasure of knowing my uber-secret screen name. ^^
MSN: squeezykenny@hotmail.com. I believe my username on there at
the moment is "Namir, champion of pie". I'm rarely ever on MSN anymore,
though...
Yahoo: the_gamecube_girl. I'm almost never on Yahoo either,
though...unless I feel like heading into a chat room and harrassing
people...but I have been on there more lately, and I usually chat with
my webcam on...so...YEAH! ^^
ICQ: 83321099. I am hardly ever on ICQ, either. I really only
got the stupid thing so I could talk to one of my past ex-boyfriends on
it. But, if you REALLY wanna talk to me, and you only have ICQ, let me
know and I'll get on it just for you. :P *I have deleted ICQ from
my computer, (except for on Trillian) lol...but I still have the
number, so you can leave a message there...or something.*
Alternate Email Addresses: kennysgoddess@gmail.com, the_gamecube_girl@yahoo.com. Due to the
amount of email I recieve from this site, I have changed my email
address to the one I that I recieved when I bought support services.
Send all emails to that address, please. ^_^
Phone Number and Address: I would only ever give this out to
people who wanted to give me money (lol) or if someone got to know me
so well that they wanted to send me things. ^^ Er...I mean...get things
from me! Yeah...that's the ticket...XP
~Namir's Hobbies~
Writing: Obviously I like to write or else I would not be on
Fanfiction/Fictionpress.net. Durrr. :P I write a lot! I've been writing
ever since I can remember. My first fanfic was back when I was 7...I
wrote a play about Mario and his friends. XP I used to be uber-obsessed
with Nintendo. I still am, lol. But not to the writing extent I was.
I've been writing poems since...er...my first one was in 4th grade. But
I didn't really revisit poetry again after that until 8th grade, and
even then, I didn't REALLY start writing them until 10th. Most of the
poems on here are from 10th grade on. I'm trying to work on the very
slow and agonizing process of getting published. And I will be someday.
It's my goal to have at least one book before the day I die.
Drawing: I draw, kinda...I like to do it, but I really sux0rs. I
really like to draw anime, but I'm trying to do some animals now. I
ONLY draw cartoons! I CANNOT draw realistically to save my life. I like
to art trade with people and stuff, and if I am REALLY bored, I'll do
requests...but...meh! I would never make anyone pay for my work - it's
definitely NOT that good. Some of my friends, though...O_O; The one
thing I can draw is South Park style! Whee! :P
Singing: I sing! ...Crappily. :P I've only been singing since
8th grade...I never thought I had any talent until then, lol. My entire
family is musically inept - none of them can carry a tune. So,
naturally, I thought I was the same...but I joined chorus and they were
like..."Wow, you're good, and blah blah blah..." They're liars. :P I
was in Advanced Chorus throughout high school and I made the state
regional choir and the Vermont All-State Chorus...so...yay! I sing
mainly alto, but recently I've been singing tenor (that's what I got
into the other chorus as), but I sing anything from Bass 1 to Soprano
1. Fwee!
Acting: I LOVE ACTING! I love doing the plays at school! I've
only been in five plays in my entire life, lol...I was a deaf-mute in
"The Madwoman of Chaillot", Puck in "A Midsummer's Night's Dream" and a
pirate in "Pirates of Penzance". I had a role as Anybodys in "West Side
Story" but the play and school proved to be too much that year. Also, I
played Jonathon in "Arsenic and Old Lace", which the play we just did,
and I was Margie in "Bye Bye Birdie", which is the musical we did. It's
something I hope to continue doing later. =)
Sleeping: What? Sleeping can be a hobby...at least I consider it
one. XP I can sleep anywhere at anytime if I want to. I have an erratic
sleeping pattern anyway. Stay up really late, get up as late as
possible, stay awake for days at a time...so, considering how little
time I spend sleeping...it is a hobby! :P
Reading: I love to read...especially poetry! I like reading
other people's work on this site. I make a point of going out and
finding about ten or so poems a day to read, review, and critique (if I
am not too busy, that is). It makes me a happy panda. I like to read
for pleasure out of books, too. My favorite book categories are
suspense, mystery, and horror/sci-fi. :P Not much of a romance buff -
even though I love to write it. ^^;
Internet: Yes, the Internet is a hobby. I enjoy making webpages.
XP I used to have a domain name that I shared with Cait, but
unfortunately it got stolen from us and turned into porn. O_O So...that
was the end of that, lol. I know HTML, a little bit of Java Script, a
little DHTML, a little SQL, and some other stuff. Nothing special,
though. I'm trying to learn how to make more things and use it better.
I also have an obsession with online message boards. I run my own
messageboard (along with Squeezystan) and post at a few more...and I
also really like chatting online. And reading lovely stories on this
site, of course. ^^;
Message boards: Even though I said I was obsessed with message
boards in the internet section, it really does deserve it's own
category. ^^; Everytime I see a message board, I join it, and then half
the time I don't stick around to post very long. I've been/are a member
of THH, FSP, SSP/KnK (the one Cait and I run), Werenation, Oakpaw's
Forum, GAIA, Coffee House Poetry, and probably some more that I can't
remember now. My favorite message board is Werenation...again. :P http://www.werenation.com/board/phpBB2
Eating: "This is my dog...Eat. He eats...HEADS!" LMAO. Eating is
definitely a hobby! ^^ I like to try different foods, but I usually end
up hating them, lol, so I come off as really picky. The weirdest food I
ever ate was snails. ::shudder:: Ugh...those and fish eggs. And sushi.
O_O; My favorite food is red meat, but if it weren't for red meat, I
could probably be a vegetarian...only because TOFU IS SO GOOD! *drool*
...Okay, lol.
Video Games: This is definitely a hobby. I will play video games
until my fingers fall off or my brain rots out...whichever comes first.
I used to play when I was younger for like, eight hours a day...:P But
I've seriously cut back on the video gameage. But I still play. A lot.
Especially if it's Mario Party. I am addicted to that video game.
~Namir's Favorites~
Cartoons: South Park is really awesome, yah? I LOVE IT! I love
it almost more than anything. My entire room is a South Park shrine,
LOL...I scare people who come to my house! ^^ And I LOVE THE FAIRLY
ODDPARENTS! That's my favorite, favorite show! I think I might like it
even more than South Park now...::shrugs:: Cosmo ROCKS! XD And I really
like Spongebob Squarepants and Invader Zim...And the Family Guy! Man,
that show r0x0rs my b0x0rs.
Characters: My favorite character is Cosmo, from the Fairly
Oddparents, followed extremely closely by Kenny McCormick, from South
Park, and Miles "Tails" Prower, from Sonic the Hedgehog. I LOVE COSMO!
I love any character that's stupid. XP
Food: I love pie! But my favorite food is...STEAK! I LOVE STEAK!
I especially love steak when it is covered in A1 sauce. XP Mmmmmmm...
Soda: DR. PEPPER!!!11 Holy crap...I love it so much! And
Pepsi Blue...BUT THEY DON'T MAKE IT ANYMORE! *sobs* And I really like
Dr. Pepper Red Fusion, too, which is another one of those really weird
sodas...along with Sprite Remix, Mountain Dew Livewire...yeah. I love
all those messed up sodas. I am not a big fan of cola, but I prefer
Pepsi over Coke. ;P
Color: G-gee...I wonder...::opens her closet and a mountain of blue clothes falls out:: Hmm...XD
Number: 5. Isn't that a nice, simple number? My best memory of
the number 5 was when I was playing soccer and some coach yelled "WATCH
THAT NUMBER 5, DAMMIT!" I was insane on the field. XP It was the
coolest thing I have ever heard in my entire life. The number 5 rocks!
VIVA LA 5!!
Sport: I LOVE HOCKEY!! GO FLYERS!! I love to play hockey, too. I
swear, if we had a team around here I would so play. I would beyond
play. I would dominate. XP The sport I am the best at though
it...BADMINTON! ::cheers:: I LOVE IT! I know it seems like a lame sport
to like, but I seriously love it so much!
Video Games: FWEE! There are so many video games that I love! Mario Party, Mario Party 2,
Mario Party 3, Mario Party 4, Mario Party 5, Mario Party 6, Super Mario
RPG, Paper Mario, Paer Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door, Waverace
64, Mario 64, Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Legend of Zelda:
Majora's Mask, Legend of Zelda: Windwaker, Legend of Zelda: A Link To
The Past, Final Fantasy II, III, VII, and X, Super Smash Brothers,
Super Mario World, Super Mario Brothers 2, Super Mario Brothers 3,
Donkey Kong 1, 2, 3, and 64, Sonic 2, Sonic Adventure, Sonic Adventure
2, Mario Kart, Mario Kart 64, Super Mario World Two: Yoshi's Story,
Conker's Bad Fur Day, South Park Rally, Starfox 64, Grand Theft Auto 3,
Seaman, Sypro the Dragon, Perfect Dark, DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION, Mario
Kart: Double Dash!!, Viewtiful Joe, Ikaruga, Karaoke Revolution,
Earthbound, Super Mario Sunshine, Dr. Mario, Tetris, Psi-Ops, Halo,
Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time, Beyond Good And Evil, Starfox
Adventures, Wario Ware, Ice Climber, Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga,
Pikmin, Harvest Moon, SSX 3, Luigi's Mansion, Sword of Mana, Kingdom
Hearts, Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories, Ratchet and Clank, Jak and
Daxter, Taiko Drum Master, Metroid Zero Mission, Metroid Prime, Metroid
Prime 2, and...and...eee! So
many...I am the video game champion! XD But I love no game more than FINAL FANTASY IX.
That game is GOD. ...Well, except for maybe Mario Party 2. Which the
video store did finally give me. XD Oh, and Donkey Konga, which I rock
at. Because it's awesome. Because I want to have its babies.
Computer Games: ZOMG WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS THE WIN. Period. My name is Raziya on the Bloodhoof server (level 57 hunter) if anyone plays.
Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Monty Python's Life of
Brian, Monty Python's Meaning Of Life, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, Mr.
Deeds, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Big Daddy, Robin Hood: Men In
Tights, Spaceballs, The History Of The World: Part 1, Blazing Saddles,
Young Franknstein, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Star Wars: A
New Hope, Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars: Return Of The
Jedi, Ten Things I Hate About You, My Big, Fat, Greek Wedding, Miss
Congeniality, GoldenEye, Tomorrow Never Dies, Goldfinger, The World Is
Not Enough, Die Another Day, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Yellow Submarine,
Full Metal Jacket, Platoon, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, The Lion
King, The Lion King Two: Simba's Pride, The Tenth Kingdom, Silence Of
The Lambs, Moulin Rouge, Chicago, Abracastrophe: The Fairly Oddparents
Movie, The Last Unicorn, Princess Mononoke, Grave Of The Fireflies,
Ninja Scroll, Escaflowne, My Neighbor Totoro, and others I can't think
of right now.
Books: The Lovely Bones, The Devil's Teardrop, Crow Lake, The
Stand, Rose Madder, Carrie, Pet Semetary, IT, Eddie's Bastard, Mariel
of Redwall, Mossflower, Cannery Row, Of Mice and Men, The Red Tent, and
others...LOL, I like anything by Stephen King, Jeffery Deaver, Patrica
Cornwell, and Brain Jacques. XP
TV Shows: The Fairly Oddparents is my favorite TV show, followed
closely by South Park, Spongebob Squarepants, and Invader Zim. I also
like the Powerpuff Girls, Dexter's Laboratory, The Kids In The Hall,
Family Guy, Futurama, Who's Line Is It Anyway, Friday Night Stand Up on
Comedy Central, Crank Yankers, The Man Show, and...yeah. I don't really
watch a lot of TV. ^^;;
Music: The Barenaked Ladies are my favorite band, followed
closely by Enya and the Beatles ( I can't choose between them...so it's
a tie!) I also like Matchbox 20, Third Eye Blind, Goo Goo Dolls,
Aerosmith, DDR music (Japanese techno! XP), Sarah McLaughlin, Jewel,
Alanis Morisette, No Doubt (their older stuff more than their new
stuff), Styx, Pearl Jam, Sublime, Savage Garden, The Dixie Chicks,
Collective Soul, Simple Plan, Evanesence, All-American Rejects,
Metallica, Smashmouth, Counting Crows, Styx, Aphex Twin, The Postal
Service, NOFX, and some others. I think I have a pretty broad music
taste. ^^
~Namir's Video Game Information~
Number Of Consoles Owned: 13...because I have no life. :P I own
an NES, a SNES, a Sega Genesis, a Dreamcast, a (purple!) N64, an
original Game Boy, a Game Boy Advance, the NES Classic Game Boy Advance
SP, an Xbox, a Gamecube, a Nintendo DS, a PSP, and a PS2. I am looking
to try to get a Game Gear and to get my Sega Master system
back...*tear* I miss that thing. Also I'd like to snag an Atari 2600
and a Virtual Boy (the only Nintendo system I don't own! *cries*).
Favorite Video Game: I think it would have to be Mario Kart, in
some way shape or form. I have done a lot of playing of video games,
and Mario Kart (especially the N64 and Gamecube versions) has been the
one game to keep me playing for hours and hours and hours...along with
Mario Party 2 and Super Smash Brothers.
Favorite Console: I would say my Gamecube. ^____^ I also love
the N64 (that thing gets no love!) and the SNES...but I have more games
for the 'Cube than for anything else...except maybe the N64. I'm such a
Nintendo nerd! XD And the DS...because the touch screen rocks. A lot.
~Namir's Writing Information~
Biggest Writing Accomplishment: Um, even if poetry.com is a
scam, I've been asked by them about 3580398645 times to publish a poem
or put one on CD. And they said something about a nomination for
"International Amatuer Poet of the Year" four years in a row (the last
four years, lol. I am the man! XP). ^^; But my biggest real writing
accomplishment would probably be that my English teacher for 11th grade
said that my essay was the best he had ever read in his entire teaching
career. ^____^ That made me feel special.
Most Famous Works: On Fictionpress, my most popular work by far
is my essay, "Gay is Okay". It's over 200 reviews, now...o_o My most
popular poems are my Silly Haiku Collection, "I Could", "I Thought I
Knew You", "Silent Guardians" and my nature haikus. My personal
favorites, however, are "A Child's Plea", "Parting At Midnight", "Savor
Me", and "Love Me Gently".
Most Embarrassing Pieces: There are far too many poems for me to
even get started on here right now. I hate a lot of my works because
I'm immensely self critical and stupid...and yet I don't take them
down...o_o I guess I don't take them down because I like people to see
a broad spectrum of what I can do and how I can fail. And maybe some
other people like that style of poem. All I know is that probably more
than half of these poems on this page I wish would combust.
Original Work: Poetry, poetry, poetry! Most of the stuff on this
page is original poetry, written by yours truly over the past...5 years
or so. And there are...::thinks:: 4 or 5 original stories floating
about out in there too, I think. I'm not sure.
~News In Namir's Life~
My news (9.22.2005): Busy, busy, busy! Plus I play too much World of Warcraft. Maybe soon I'll write something new...
FP.net news: I've been on this site since...uh...2.16.2003, when
it started! XD Yay for me! :P AND I'VE ALSO REACHED 2000 REVIEWS!
::little girl scream:: AND I HAVE REACHED 200 FAVORITE'S LISTS! o_O
Something I thought would never happen...I can't thank you all enough
for the support and continued enjoyment of my writing! Thank you! And,
I changed my pen name from "Kenny's Goddess" to "Namir Swiftpaw".
PLEASE DON'T BE STUPID AND THINK KG DIED. She didn't...she's still
here, but with a new name. And as of this day (2.21.2005) I have 2700
reviews on all of my things and I am on the favorite's list of 200
members! You have no idea how much I am grateful for your time
reviewing and critiquing my writing! I really appreciate the
support...I can't thank you all enough! Oh, and here's an important
thing about me on this site...If you review me, I will review you!
No exceptions, unless you have not written anything or you're not a
member of this site...or if I am really busy, which I have been lately.
Recent Uploads: Just one poem, entitled "Metamorphosis".
Random Rant: You know what I really hate? Anonymous reviewers. I
don't want to make it so people who don't have an account can't review,
since that's childish, but I really wish people would provide an email
address with their review, if they are not logged in/don't have an
account, regardless if the review is good or bad. I like to thank
people for reviews, and if they don't have a Fictionpress account I can
go to to review in return, I like to drop them an email. I also like to
do this if I get some criticsm, which I appreciate, or if I get flamed,
so I can ask why (thankfully, I do not get flamed that often!). Anyway,
I know this won't do anything, but I would appreciate it if you read
this and you're an anonymous reviewer, please leave me an email
address, an AIM name, or SOMETHING to get in touch with you if you
don't have a Fictionpress account!
~Namir's Special Thanks~
There are so many, but first and foremost I would like to thank the 200
people that have me on their favorite authors list. You guys have
reviewed my work and let me know, in a rather kind way, how much you
appreciate my writing and everything I do on this site. I would list
you all here and say something to each of you, but my profile would
just get even longer (and it's already bordering on the annoyingly
long), so I just want to extend my deepest, most sincere thanks to
everyone who has me on their favorite's list (And the many more who
have pieces of mine on their favorite stories list). Thank you!
There are a few other people I would like to thank seperately, however
- as there are others who have touched me in different ways.
Squeezystan: Ah, my friend...I miss you! You need to write more
so I can leave you some reviews. Thanks for your continued support on
my writing and your nice compliments (even if you only give them to me
when you need my help on an English essay! :P).
Seras Nova: You are such a great friend! I am so glad I was able
to meet you. I really apprecaite your consistent reviews and support.
You're an angel! (And a great writer!)
lady-of-the-wind: Another great friend. ^_^ You've supported a
lot of my online endeavors, including my messageboard and my
Deadjournal...you're just an awesome person, an even more awesome
writer, but most of all...and incredible friend. THANK YOU!
Asher Chorrain: THANK YOU!!! You have left me so many
reviews...I just can't thank you enough! You're a wonderful person
and...gah! You're great! ^_^
...And I lost the rest of my profile! WTF. Ah well. I'll just add
something I bummed of Animagess - I think it's a good idea to have in
your profile!
~Namir's Fictionpress Stats~
As of September 22, 2005
Number of stories archived: 220
Highest review count for one story: 243 (Gay Is Okay!)
Lowest review count for one story: 1 (Various pieces)
Total number of reviews: 3000 (ish...I don't really feel like counting).
Reviews submitted: 1555 signed, probably about 150 more unsigned.
Number of people who have me on their Favorite Authors list: 200!!!! I can't thank you all enough!
Thanks for reading! I know it's long, but I appreciate if you actually spent the time reading everything about me. ^^
~Namir Swiftpaw~
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