I'm an evil bastard. That's all you need to know.
Behold the fruits of my madness:
Heretis Project,The Retarded Adventures of skraag And Narl, & Hamster: The Horror...all works in progress. Put your hand inside the puppet head, don't let's start, alienation's for the rich, and the statue got me high. 

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1. Cronus » reviews

A adventure about a young sorceress and her rag-tag group of friends must battle to save thier home world of Cronus. An older work of mine but one of my favs! Enjoy!

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,130 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-03 - Published: 6-5-03

2. Hamster: The Horror reviews

A horror parody about a killer hamster who terrorizes a group of teens over spring break. I make fun of everything from "Alien" to "Resident Evil". Work in progress. BEWARE THE HAMSTER!!!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 1-17-03

3. The Retarded Adventures of Skraag & Narl » reviews

A pair of moronic gargoyles farting around New Jersey. Warning: reading this may cause your IQ to go down

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-30-02 - Published: 11-19-02

4. Heretic Project » reviews

The Mysterious city of Gothnell had puzzeled the people of New City for years. Now, an unfourtunate criminal and an elite police officer are about to find out its darkest secret (inspired by Resident Evil) It's a work in progress

Horror - Fiction Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-13-02 - Published: 11-13-02