Okay so I'm bored and totally procrastinating. I've got a lab in about 40 minutes and rather than prepare for it, I'm sitting here doing my stupid FP Bio. Pffft. Srsly. I need to get a life.
Anybob. Let's get this rolling. Hiiiii! I'm Nada and unlike so many other authors on here I, sadly enough, have no nicknames cos like come on, what would YOU distort a name like Nada into? I'm a girl (SHOCK! HORROR!), no really, I am. Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. I'm 20. By FP standards? I'm a fucking OLD HAG. Gosh, I feel like that all the time.
I am a Uni student studying Aerospace Engineering with Pilot Studies (betcha ANYTHING my course is soooo much cooler than yours. Yes, that's my 5-year-old like tendencies acting up. Sorry.) I want to fly even though the cost of it all is bleeding my soul dry, man. It's tragic really.
I'm British. Iraqi. So Iraqi-British? I wanna be the first female President of Iraq, don't ask me how that's gonna happen but it will dammit! I'm Muslim but NOT A TERRORIST! Fuck you Al-Qaeda if you're reading this for turning my religion into an anti-humanity cult! I'm asexual and no for fucks' sake I DO NOT have sex with myself. EW. I just don't. Period. Sex is gross and love is non-existent but hey don't let that deter you off my stories. There'll be plenty of sex and love (?) in them so if you're underage DON'T GET CAUGHT READING MY SHIT, SRSLY. Or just, you know, save us both trouble and wait until you're over the legal age in your place? I might even be finished with my stories by then. Or if you're a parent/guardian who stumbled across this Lord only knows how, then put up some damn filters!
I write about boys doing naughty stuff to other boys. Can't get any more clearer than that, folks, so if that ain't your thing, there's a cross button on the upper right hand corner of your screen. I suggest you put it to good use.
I beta read sometimes. Currently I beta read for Ryan aka Dirty-Angel-Toes's Stupid Post-It Notes (which if you haven't been living under a rock you MUST have read, if not then, what are you doing reading this?!) cos he's friggin awesome even if he does do my head in sometimes. So if you come anywhere near his awesomeness and need a beta, gimme a ping and I shall consider. I have limited time as it is.
Speaking of time, my updates are most of the time few and far in between. Again, don't read my stories if that sort of update-behaviour irks you. It certainly does me, but at the end of the day I need to get my degree and earn bucket loads. I reckon when I'm rich and successful, I'll have plenty of time to write hot boyxboy action.
If you feel the need to, for whatever reason, contact me, please don't hesitate to do so using the send message thingy above. I do love talking to people so add me on MSN, LJ, Facebook or whatevs else there is out there. Be warned though, if I don't have anything remotely in common with you or I just don't groove your way, I will delete you in about a week or however long it takes me to realise our thing just ain't happening. I'm not a bitch, I just have certain standards and I get bored very very easily.
Soooo that's me in... twelve minutes? Hope you have a good day, I know I certainly won't and if I slit my wrists before the next update then, thank you for your reviews and shit.
(That was a joke btw. Or was it...?)
I write when the fancy strikes me. I'm not the most interesting person. I want to fly.
Nada x
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