Author has written 1 story for Haiku. Guess who we are, and we will reward you greatly! We are dead set enemies of the Great Enemy, otherwise known as the Haiku Police. We will not flame you as they do, and we will give you the GHKP salute. Never fear, the Good Haiku Police are here, and they shall not flame or tell others to stuff their poems up their @$$e$, like the Great Enemy has done.
Flames welcome from lovers of our evil twin, but only if they include five good reasons that we should stop our cyber rebellion against the HKP, and only then if the HKP agree to stop waging war on our fellow haiku writers who made a mistake along the road or were taught to write haiku differently.
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UPDATE: We will post a list of members of the rebellion here. Just tell us in a review that you want to join!
Also, N of the GHKP would like to show you these two reviews of the Ice Mice's stories. These stories weren't even under haikus, and when they were writing them, they weren't counting the syllables of each line. Anyway, here we are, and if you would like a HKP flame posted here, just tell us in your review.
The HKP is disgusted with these so-called writers. If you are going to write a haiku, remember there are three lines. 5-7-5. We are extremely disappointed. It has taken four of you you idiots to create what you call haiku, although it is the worst one we have seen. We suggest you all return to kindergarten.
How dare you insult us when you were the ignorant idiots! This truly is insanity. And please remember this time, five seven five. You have already made the mistake of going nine-eight-eight. Learn to count.
Rebels: The Ice Mice
Spirit Mage
Nestrik
Xela Lupe
Sunkisses643
Sun Chime
SSJTOM a.k.a. THE LEAFSTER
Gemini Angel
americananime
And may we add, shall The Haiku Police be on that list soon???
Hell no, cuz then we wasted a lot of time over nothing. Thank you all who rebel with us!!! Your enimity goes deep.
9-13- More and more people are coming to the light! Unfortunatley we have no response yet from the Evil Twin, but I daresay once we flame them enough, they will bow down!
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12-17- To kealohikakahiaka- we respect your review and understand. There are people who do write haiku wrong. However, our mission is to stop the HKP from flaming these ignorant writers. The GHKP salute to you- your review is what its all about!
3-20-03 After a short time away, the Good Haiku police are back and better than ever! |
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