Liviania
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since: 08-12-02, id: 251520, Profile Updated: 05-26-10
country: USA
Author has written 51 stories for Essay, Friendship, Life, Love, Family, Nature, Humor, Fantasy, Fantasy, Thriller, General, Haiku, School, Romance, Manga, Young Adult, Mystery, Horror, Kids, and Humor.

Please call me Livi. If you insist on Liviania, the correct pronounciation is liv-E-AHN-yuh. But really, spare us all the pain and stick to Livi.

About me, personally? I'm female. I'm about to graduate with a BA in English. I'm from the United States. In truth, I've only been to Canada (for lunch) and the United Kingdom (to study). I hope to return to the UK for grad school. I love many books, but I say Watership Down by Richard Adams is my favorite because I've loved it the longest. I like inventive rock music, particularly with female vocals. I have been conducting a passionate love affair with the color green for over a decade. I have a thing for shoes, purses, and glitter. Lynne Truss deserves adoration from the masses and Nathaniel Hawthorne is a sexy, sexy man. I think you get the basic idea of me.

Most of the stuff I have on this archive is poetry. Sorry to say, most of it is pretty horrible due to the standard angsty, bratty pre-teen thing. My plans include cutting the pieces I decide aren't worth saving, editing the rest, and compiling the results in The Flowers Grew Alas. I advise reading it, Last Words, Flirting and/or Teen Angst before touching the free-floaters. The growth I've gone through as a writer shows. One day, perhaps, I'll be able to write poetry truly worth reading.

I have a few stories up. The short stories should entertain and be relatively free of typos. They do need some editing, but nothing dire. WARNING: My chapter stories are all currently being edited, and thus on hiatus. (Okay, they're somewhat dire.)

I lost most of my work in a computer crash, but I do have hard copies I may eventually retype. I may eventually post some of my college-era work.

Enjoy your stay! If you're looking for bigger, better things to read check out my Favorite Stories. It hasn't been updated in awhile, but that should be fixed soon. I try to pick diverse, high quality fictions. (Be warned, some have been discontinued. 'Tis sad-making.)

Closing Statements:

"The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones."-Keynes

Despite the fact English is my love, I tend to do better with math. Though calculus can sometimes be . . . frustrating.

(21:21:06) chosenvariation2: and i was like "there is no damn trig function that can pull that off"
(21:21:46) iamnotjabovl: yes there is
(21:21:53) iamnotjabovl: joe
(21:22:03) iamnotjabovl: and its inverse function: cojoe
(21:22:14) iamnotjabovl: reciprocal
(21:22:16) chosenvariation2: huh?
(21:22:48) iamnotjabovl: the graph looks like a little dude drinking coffee
(21:23:29) chosenvariation2:-/
(21:23:56) iamnotjabovl: and in the reciprocal function he's flipping you off

However, the frustration can be cured simply by laughing at my friends.

Thank you to all of those who have me on your favorite authors list: Addaline Marie Scio, owies, Miss Wood, nanima, blondtennischick900, Clever Fox Cub, oniwitch, SwitchVale, and medieval-rogue. Thanks to simpleplan13, SwitchVale, oniwitch, Mealine, and Medieval-Rogue who have me on author alert.

As of May 27, 2010:

You have submitted a total of 1363 signed reviews.

Total words archived : 20,267 words.

Avg. number of words per entry : 397.

Numbers of hits to your profile page : 1,038.

This thing is so unwieldy. However, I don't shorten it because I actually enjoy reading other author profiles and hope others enjoy reading mine.

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1. Hair Appointment » reviews
Such a simple action, really. How some people overreact. RR
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-26-10 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete
2. Do the Bustle! reviews
A sarcastic article based on either the October or November 2006 issue of Vogue. I don't remember what this was for . . . however, the instructions for making a bustle are accurate. Thank you theatre geeks! rr
Fiction: Humor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete
3. The Most Beautiful Shell reviews
Short mermaid tale for toddlers. If you want to tell it to a kid, I'd just oral tradition it because reading it straight isn't fun without the illustrations.
Fiction: Kids - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-16-07 - Complete
4. The Nightmare reviews
A room, a computer, a nightmare. Anna brought this upon herself. RR
Fiction: Horror - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete
5. The Cat and The Car » reviews
Things changed when Veronica hit the cat with her car. Three poems of a cycle. RR
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete
6. Dear Nathaniel Hawthorne reviews
A tribute to a fantastic author . . . and yes, I did turn this in for a grade. RR
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-14-07 - Complete
7. The Flowers Grew Alas » reviews
This is a collection of revised versions of my earlier poems. The originals will eventually be removed from my archive. Explore, enjoy, RR.
Poetry: General - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 3-31-06
8. Final Things
Warning: Slight surrealism. The formatting was changed slightly to work with the site. Leaving high school behind is an odd thing.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Published: 5-15-07 - Complete
9. Boy reviews
This sort of stuff gets said when you take a semiblind date to prom.
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-07 - Complete
10. An Immodest Proposal reviews
I couldn't resist the title. Satire. What better way to fund the Science Dept. than turning the high school into a strip club?
Fiction: Essay - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-15-06 - Complete
11. Stubble reviews
[Oneshot] There is only one suspect, but he has no motive and the victim's widow is certain that he didn't do it. RR
Fiction: Mystery - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-9-06 - Complete
12. Ending reviews
This is how it ends. RR
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 72 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-7-06 - Complete
13. Freeway reviews
The problem with going on a trip with friends is the fact you're going on a trip with friends. Just try getting them to shut up. [Oneshot] RR
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-2-06 - Complete
14. The Red Canister reviews
I'm really not sure. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-6-06
15. Beginning reviews
This is how it begins. I don't know how it will end, but for nowit's all good. RR
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-31-06 - Complete
16. Fear, a reflection
This is more of a writing exercise than an actual story. An abstract emotion greatly dramatized, drawing both on real and fake details.
Fiction: Young Adult - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Published: 1-31-06
17. The Five Senses »
A series of five short, odd, unconnected romantic or love stories. Sound. Sight.
Fiction: Romance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 938 - Updated: 1-25-06 - Published: 1-6-06
18. Bishoujo Kudamoro Senshi! » reviews
The Magical Girls are here to protect...but what happens when one dies? A lot of weird crap, that's what. Presented with the power of SAT-vocab and abundant annoying alliteration.
Fiction: Manga - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8-24-05 - Published: 4-6-05
19. Thirty Thrones » reviews
History has forgotten the truth of them. But their own words, and those of a young man tracing the past, can help bring reality to life. And reality is scarier, and more beautiful, than any expect. (Break in chapt 2 after 'reality'.)
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-20-05 - Published: 4-19-05
20. 7 o'clock Rumors » reviews
Hey, take a break from your day. Grab some coffee, some dessert, find a poem for your mood. Updated 2-5 poems at a time.
Poetry: General - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 839 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-31-05 - Published: 8-21-04
21. Last Words reviews
A short, simple poem. No, the formatting isn't random. RR
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-18-05
22. TruBasic reviews
Plot bunny drabble fic. Not really sure where it came from, as I cannot be described as anything other than a romantic. An interesting short read, overall. RR
Fiction: Romance - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-28-05
23. House of Cards reviews
You're like the first two little pigs...you just don't have the right building materials. It's okay. Life is re-buildable. RR
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-15-05
24. What Happened to You? reviews
Heard the commercial for High School Reunion, came up with this. more than likely messed up my formatting. R R
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-05
25. Flirting reviews
Truth is...that girl who's just one of the guys? Yeah, she's totally in love with ya.
Poetry: Love - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 76 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-04
26. Teen Angst reviews
Yeah, yeah...the words say nothing.
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-15-04
27. Dark Day » reviews
Okay, so I'm going to take Annalise home, right? Unfortunately, she's dead in the back of my car and my life is turning into a Stephen King novel. Somedays, why bother?
Fiction: Thriller - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 8-13-04
28. The Seasons » reviews
Four seasons, eight poems. Spring, summer, fall, and winter. Haiku forming all.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-19-04 - Published: 8-29-04
29. I'm No Longer PreU reviews
Just random muse-thing on school. If it wasn't poetry I'd call it a vignette. R R
Poetry: School - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-19-04
30. Marching Band reviews
Just a little haiku about our uniforms.
Poetry: Haiku - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-11-04
31. A Nice Dinner reviews
An outing to the good ol' seafood joint. RR
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-28-04 - Complete
32. Finding the Prince
Fairy tales and reality...no real difference. This fic is a pretty odd thing either way. Mirna is searching for her prince in the urban world of plot-holes.
Fiction: Fantasy - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Published: 7-31-04
33. Blood Whore reviews
Ever wonder how it really is to be a vampire? RR
Poetry: Fantasy - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-04 - Complete
34. The Angel Herself On the Angel » reviews
The first is girl on her relationship's future with boy, the vice versa. Companion to the Queen poems, but a different couple.
Poetry: Love - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-27-04
35. On the Queen The Queen Herself » reviews
The first poem is the boy to the girl, the second the girl to the boy. Strange, especially without any backstory, but decent. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-27-04
36. Es Perezoso y Loco, Tambien Tiene No Inteligente reviews
Correction: Title should be: Es Perezoso y Loco, Tampoco Tiene Inteligencia thank you Psycho Sapphire. Translation: It is lazy and crazy, also it has no itelligence. A very surrealistic piece, featuring rice o roni and cabbage patch kidsEnglish.
Poetry: Humor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-23-04 - Complete
37. Because of My Contacts reviews
Tears can lead to such annoying and useless questions. rr
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-04 - Complete
38. Meaning? reviews
Just cause it means nothing to me, it means something to you...so, I guess it does mean something after all. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-15-04
39. Sleep Deprived reviews
I haven't slept in days. This is the result. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-1-04
40. I'm gone with sun and shade reviews
A normal paced poem with both capitals and punctuation...I'm afraid its rather obtuse for some reason. Blame the episode of Everwood I was watching. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-20-04
41. Answer No reviews
A strange poem, about a girl breaking up a bad and unequal relationship. I actually use capitals AND punctuation in one poem...reviewers, rejoice! RR
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-04 - Complete
42. Q & A reviews
Just a little girl, asking questions to the boyfriend she's devoted herself to. Kinda weird, no clue why I wrote it. R R
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-04
43. My Heart is Dirty So is my Face reviews
A girl walks through life on the broken glass inside her heart bleeding the crimson life of tears. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-31-04
44. Contrast
As light breaks through the window, a mother and daughter are caught for a small moment in a juxtaposition of opposites...I think. RR
Poetry: Family - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Published: 3-31-04 - Complete
45. Elegance reviews
Note: Human nature, not Mother Nature. Slightly morbid, the belle of the ball descends with all eyes watching hungrily, and devouring the sight before them. RR
Poetry: Nature - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-04 - Complete
46. First Date reviews
In which I morbidly use the occasion of my own first date in a poem that is choppy compared to my usual style. A bit strange, but I find it kind of a pretty little piece. Morbid, but pretty. R R
Poetry: Family - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-15-04
47. Wake reviews
A story poem, non-biographical, but very dark. Life as I know it sometimes. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-23-04
48. Biotine reviews
Biology Valentine: An Enzymatic Love Poem. Kind of weird, with one line that sounds slutty, despite the fact it isn't about anything sexual. Happy Vday, RR
Poetry: Love - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-04 - Complete
49. Stars Fade reviews
My shortest poem, and an odd piece of work. Kind of strange to follow, but it helps if you're physically exhausted when you read. R R
Poetry: Life - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-11-04
50. ONEchance reviews
Spitting down stair rails on people is fun...right?
Poetry: Friendship - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-04 - Complete
51. They Shattered My Window reviews
Me getting out my feelings on the Halloween theft of my sister's car stereo. It's a bit obtuse, but not really an English teacher "Look at the symbolism" R R
Fiction: Essay - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-1-03