Please call me Livi. If you insist on Liviania, the correct pronounciation is liv-E-AHN-yuh. But really, spare us all the pain and stick to Livi.
About me, personally? I'm female. I'm not in high school. I'm from the United States. In truth, I've never been outside the country. I love many books, but I say Watership Down by Richard Adams is my favorite because I've loved it the longest. I like inventive rock music, particularly with female vocals. I have been conducting a passionate love affair with the color green for over a decade. I have a thing for shoes, purses, and glitter. Lynne Truss deserves adoration from the masses and Nathaniel Hawthorne is a sexy, sexy man. I think you get the basic idea of me.
Most of the stuff I have on this archive is poetry. Sorry to say, most of it is pretty horrible due to the standard angsty, bratty pre-teen thing. My plans include cutting the pieces I decide aren't worth saving, editing the rest, and compiling the results in The Flowers Grew Alas. I advise reading it, Last Words, Flirting and/or Teen Angst before touching the free-floaters. The growth I've gone through as a writer shows. One day, perhaps, I'll be able to write poetry truly worth reading.
I have a few stories up. The short stories should entertain and be relatively free of typos. They do need some editing, but nothing dire. WARNING: My chapter stories are all currently being edited, and thus on hiatus.
HAPPY FIFTH ANNIVERSARY TO ME!
I have a folder full of my work at home that I'll slowly upload when I have the time. It's all short pieces, but whatever.
Enjoy your stay! If you're looking for bigger, better things to read check out my Favorite Stories. I try to pick diverse, high quality fictions. (Be warned, some have been discontinued. 'Tis sad-making.)
Closing Statements:
"The difficulty lies not so much in developing new ideas as in escaping from old ones."-Keynes
Despite the fact English is my love, I tend to do better with math. Though calculus can sometimes be . . . frustrating.
(21:21:06) chosenvariation2: and i was like "there is no damn trig function that can pull that off"
(21:21:46) iamnotjabovl: yes there is
(21:21:53) iamnotjabovl: joe
(21:22:03) iamnotjabovl: and its inverse function: cojoe
(21:22:14) iamnotjabovl: reciprocal
(21:22:16) chosenvariation2: huh?
(21:22:48) iamnotjabovl: the graph looks like a little dude drinking coffee
(21:23:29) chosenvariation2:-/
(21:23:56) iamnotjabovl: and in the reciprocal function he's flipping you off
However, the frustration can be cured simply by laughing at my friends.
Thank you to all of those who have me on your favorite authors list: Addaline Marie Scio, owies, Miss Wood, nanima, blondtennischick900, Clever Fox Cub, oniwitch, SwitchVale, and medieval-rogue. Thanks to simpleplan13, SwitchVale, oniwitch, and Medieval-Rogue who have me on author alert.
As of August 14, 2007:
You have submitted a total of 948 signed reviews.
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This thing is so unwieldy. However, I don't shorten it because I actually enjoy reading other author profiles and hope others enjoy reading mine.
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