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Tar-Palantir
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since: 08-13-02, id: 251921
Author has written 11 stories for Haiku, Humor, War, Humor, General, Life, and Fantasy.
Thought it was about time i updated this.

Hello to all!

I'm seventeen yrs old, yes hurrah for birthdays, it's a marvel that i've survived this long really, without dying of malaria or something equally deadly.

I live in Australia. And no, we do not ride to school on kangaroos. I live in a community outside Canberra, which is, contrary to poular beleif, the capital of Australia.

I do not consider myself a 'writer', so therefore do not suffer from writer-related problems, such as writer's block, artistic writer's depression, writer's foot etc.

I am hardly ever satisfied with what i write. That's probably because most of it is a load of crap. Don't call it 'putting myself down', it's the truth, which i am accepting as true and constant at the moment.

I like Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy; LOTR, Two Tower's being my favourite; Harry Potter, the series, not the kid; Catch-22, except when it applies to me. I also like Gershwin, Saint-Saens, Tchaik, Bizet, basically anything people would put in the 'boring classical' catagory - by the way, the music i listen to is NEVER boring.

I HATE all out, no apologies slash, though implied is not too bad. For this reason I do not write all out no apologies slash. I basically don't write what i wouldn't like to read.

I like reading fics, but don't like sifting through 100s of them, so if you want me to read your fic, or know of an awesome fic, tell me.

Don't get distraught when i don't put up new chapters, they'll come eventually.

And feel free to email me.

That's about all i have to say.

Beware the one-legged man! 

Stories Authored: (11) . Favorite Authors: (4) . Favorite Stories: (0) . C2 Communities (0) .


1. Danse Macabre
A poem i wrote inspired, and really based on Danse Macabre by Saint-Seans. THe poem works if you haven't heard Danse Macabre, so don't stress, and tell me what you think.
Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-04
2. My Brother was a Country Hick
I haven't written anything in ages, but i think this one was worth waiting for. (tell me if you agree/disagree) the title basically sums it up, it's for all the farmers who have gone under in recent times for whatever reason.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 3-10-04
3. The NonConformist reviews
This is not my usual style, but tell me what you think. It's about breaking out of thhe conformity demaned by society. Yeah.
Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-10-04 - Published: 3-10-04
4. Beasts of the Night reviews
A short little poem i wrote while trying to get to sleep last night - i wrote the beginning ages ago
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 78 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-1-04 - Published: 2-1-04
5. Night reviews
A poem I had to write for English about the holocaust, and Elie Weisel's book Night
War - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-7-03 - Published: 9-7-03
6. If reviews
Basically a poem I wrote when I was getting annoyed at the idealism attached to the word 'if'. It's my third poem, and I don't know if I like it or not. Tell me what you think.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-19-03 - Published: 7-19-03
7. Death Notice » reviews
Written by me and my friend, Jane the Fair, when we had too muchtime on our hands, and way too much creative energy. One day Jane the Fair decided to hang me, Gail the Rogue, and this is how it came about. Please R & R
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-6-03 - Published: 4-9-03
8. The Ten Commandments reviews
How easy is it to break one of the Ten Commandments??? I was pondering this question, and this was the result of such ponderings. Please R & R
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-2-03 - Published: 5-2-03
9. We ride, we ride to war! reviews
Just a poem about riding off to war and coming back again. My first poem, ever... I changed one line, and i think it is all the better for it. please R&R.
War - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-26-03 - Published: 1-26-03
10. A Banquet scene reviews
I Was forced to write something for a school literary magazine, this was the result. I changed the formatting of it, so it should be easier to read, apologies for that. R&R
Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-21-02 - Published: 9-21-02
11. Haiku reviews
This is a Haiku, as implied by the title, category etc. Nothing much else to say.
Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 114 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-10-02 - Published: 9-10-02
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