ROCK'n'ROLL!!

Sing with me people!

So, you've decided to read my bio. Good luck reader, who knows what you may find in this obscure rambling. Here goes-

Umm... Hi! I'm me. It's hard to tell with some people. I live in a little town in the middle of nowhere in a County (for all foreigners, its like a state but loads smaller) which is v. inbreed at the bottem of England. We are the English Hillbillies. 24 hours in complete isolation and we'd be playing banjos. Tony Blair hates us. Sigh...
A bit about me-
Alot of people say I have a split personality. Sometimes I agree with htat sometimes I don't. It depends on how many little voices are shouting in my head. (Hee hee, only joking. Probally.)
Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett and J.R Tolkien are all Gods.
Is there anything better than recieving a nice review? The first one i ever got sent me cheering through the house, leaving the new neighbors very confused as they had just come round for a cup of tea. So please, review! In the unlikely event anyone ever reads this take heed.

Here's my favourite quote-

I have had a most rare vision. i have had a dream, past the wit of man to say what dream it was. Man is but an ass if he go about to expound this dream. Methought I was - there is no man can tell what. Methought I was, and methought I had - but man is but a patched fool, if he will offer to say what methought I had. The eye of man hath not heard, the ear of man hath not seen, man's hand is not able to taste, his tongue to concieve, nor his heart to report what my dream was.
A Midsummer Night's Dream. Written by william Shakespere (If you couldn't guess) Bottom's speech.


I've got quite a few projects on the go, all
stories, I churn off poems all the time. For anyone who's interested-
'Monster' Sort of a werewolf story but written from the (good) werewolfs point of view. Gonna be mostley stream of consciousness. Bit weird this one.
And 'When I wake up' fifth CHAPTER NOW UP!!!!! The story formally known as 'Now' Another were-wolf story, but BETTER than 'Monster'. I hope. Umm...

Well i've completley veered off course but hey! who's reading?

Laura, if your reading this, Hi!

Oh Yeah, read my fav stories and writers, they're all good. 

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1. The Physical Effects reviews

Alot of bad things have been happening lately to me, so I've written something about deppresion. don't worry, no wrist-slittling! I'm not THAT far over the edge yet. Anyway, just about how I feel at the moment. hope you like it. Please R&R!

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-17-05 - Published: 2-17-05

2. Hydro Empathic reviews

Decidly strange. The thoughts of a man who believes he can listen to the water's feeling. The rain is angry, smashing at the windows, not trickling no more. Doesn't like our Margarat. Oh no. She doesn't believe me. Odd, but it's very good! Please R&R!

Horror - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-18-04 - Published: 8-18-04

3. Propaganda during the War reviews

An essay on how the British Goverment tried to kepp the effects of the bLitz from the British people during the war. It's really rather relavent, as when I was writing this I realised how similar all this stuff was today! Anyway, I'm sure you'll find it i

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-9-04 - Published: 6-9-04

4. Following the Sun reviews

A story about a Dark Lord who doesn't want to be Dark anymore and has some serious words with the Narrator. A bit sad, and is a one off. Read and enjoy! Go ooonnnn. this was written for a comp, so any feedback is much appreciated.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-10-04 - Published: 5-10-04

5. Running reviews

This is one of those poems that just appear after you've been a 'typing trance' for half an hour. Many ideas can be read into it, and it's written from the POV of someone who wants to quit the race. Please R&R! I hope you like it. Go on! Click the title.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-7-04 - Published: 3-7-04

6. The Well reviews

A short nonsense poem that just came to me. Completley different form most of my stuff and I need some reassurance! This makes no sense but I promise it's fab.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-5-04 - Published: 2-5-04

7. Effects of the Blitz reviews

As the title says, this is an essay on the effects the Blitz had on everyday life in Britain! For all you history fans out there. Please R&R.

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-13-04 - Published: 1-13-04

8. A True Story reviews

A true story that I heard a little while back. Could be taken as a summary of the relationship and differences between America and Russia. Very Funny. Please R&R!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-18-03 - Published: 12-18-03

9. Reasons for the Blitz reviews

Why were the major cities of Britian bombed by the Germans in 1940-41? My History coursework, any advice appreciated! Please R&R!

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-5-03 - Published: 11-5-03

10. Language reviews

Just a short musing on Language, will probally updtae soon as I keep geting annoying rambling thoughts on the subject. Anyway, R&R!

Essay - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-03 - Published: 5-7-03

11. A Dream » reviews

I don't knoe whether this should be spiratual, fantasy or supernatural. Just a very entertaining and angsty dream I had involving zombies and victorian scientists. suprisingly realistic. I've added another chapter because I wrote down another dream. R&R!

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - Spiritual/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,225 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-5-03 - Published: 3-16-03

12. No magic reviews

I was feeling depressed after reading this great fantasy book. There's no big hand looking after us. Life is boring. Sigh...

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-5-03 - Published: 3-5-03

13. As the dream quilt suffocates you reviews

Undouptly the BEST POEM i'VE EVER WRITTEN! shameless self-promation. About life,science, humanity, philosphy,childhood, 42, civilization, just about everything!! It's a bit hard to understand you have to really think about some of the allusions but tons o

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-4-03 - Published: 3-4-03

14. I am reviews

Corny title I know, but I was just gonna call it poem otherwise! Weird and short. R&R! Or else. I'm sitting right behind you.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-03

15. We laughed at the time reviews

Once again I have tryyed my hand at some conceptual stuff. YOU NEVER KNOW, I COULD SELL THIS TO TATE MODERN FOR ££££! Read it now before it goes!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-10-03 - Published: 2-10-03

16. Howl to your God reviews

Oh am I gonna get flamed. Sort of,vaguely, slightly about Religion and Christianity. I actually think it's more about being alone in the universe. But Read!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-7-03 - Published: 2-7-03

17. I tried to write a love poem reviews

NOT a failed attempt at a love poem, more of an explaination. PLEASE PLEASE R&R!!! -Guin gets on knees and starts begging-

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 50 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-2-03 - Published: 2-2-03

18. Wonderful Things reviews

You are feeling sleepy. So so sleepy. Your eyes are like lead. You are completey under my spell. When I finish this sentence, you WILL read this list of wonderful things that I wrote for your own good! Read!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-27-03 - Published: 1-27-03

19. Let them Carry You reviews

I'm terrible at summaries. How coan you summarise a poem without giving the whole thing away. This came to me after I heard the phrase 'golden halls' somewhere. I like it, read it please.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-18-03 - Published: 1-18-03

20. The Dark of not Knowing reviews

I thought this up when I felt rejected. I don't feel so bad now and I don't why it came up really big. Please read it anyway! Summary's are so hard.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-17-03 - Published: 1-17-03

21. The rythm of the Soul reviews

A little poem I wrote when I had a great peice of music in my head, and I saw someone else nodding in time with it. Please R&R.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-14-03 - Published: 1-14-03

22. Do you dream maskboy? reviews

Ever looked at a friend's face and wondered if you really know them?

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-12-03 - Published: 1-12-03

23. I wear a Mask reviews

For all the people who wear a mask.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-5-03 - Published: 1-5-03

24. Hear the little voices whisper reviews

A poem about the mind. Please R&R!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-2-03 - Published: 1-2-03

25. Opposite reviews

Meant to be a conceptual art thingymabob. Looked better as word document. But read it! And tell me your answer to the question.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-28-02 - Published: 12-28-02

26. The Runaway reviews

A short fic on, guess what! A runaway. Wrote this a while ago, you might like it so please read and enjoy. R&R's are greeted with shouts of joy and little dances round the house.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-02 - Published: 12-27-02

27. The Narrator reviews

After I wrote this I had no idea where to put this so I put it here. A very short fic about someone who meets there maker (litarally) Please read it! It's good, honestly!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-26-02 - Published: 12-26-02

28. You do not know my name reviews

A poem on how annoying it is to be average..Ever sat there when everyone is getting awards except you? This came into my head when that was happening, I don't feel like this most of the time. I spelt 'wonder' wrong. It's 'wander'

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 62 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-23-02 - Published: 12-23-02

29. We go to fight reviews

War is evil. A bit depressing, but still only a G because we shouldn't hide the evil of war from the little ones.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-16-02 - Published: 12-16-02

30. When inspiration isn't there reviews

Umm... Well, this is a poem about... inspiration, and it's appaling lack (most of the time). Read and enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-15-02 - Published: 12-15-02

31. The Quay reviews

A poem written by my little sister, please read it! She'll cry if you don't. (Ha Ha, emotional blackmail always works) only joking she probally won't. Read it anyway!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-11-02 - Published: 12-11-02

32. The Best Poems are Written at Night reviews

An observation. Read it anyway, you might agree with it. Please R&R!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-2-02 - Published: 12-2-02

33. What happens when I try to write a poem reviews

As the title says. Sigh. You might like it though. Basically it's just a bunch of short poems that completly fail to be the long beutiful sagas that they're meant to be.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 88 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-1-02 - Published: 12-1-02

34. Dreams reviews

I can't explain. just read it, and yes these are all real dreams.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-30-02 - Published: 11-30-02

35. If reviews

A strange little poem that just flowed from my fingertips.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-30-02 - Published: 11-30-02

36. Plea to my Examiner reviews

Yes, I am actually giving in this poem as part of my coursework. The title says it al really.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-8-02 - Published: 11-8-02

37. Gutter child reviews

Short poem I'm entering for my coursework. Please review before I hand it in!

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 45 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-15-02 - Published: 10-15-02