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Author has written 92 stories for Humor, Biography, Action, General, Horror, Friendship, School, Love, Humor, General, Mythology, Life, Nature, Supernatural, Fable, Haiku, and Essay. "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUELING BAGPIPES!" - Randy Stonehill I'm a 20-year-old (in May) college student who needs to spend a lot more time writing, which sounds like a total lie when you see how many things I've submitted, until you realize they were uploaded over a span of several years. "She doesn't WRITE! Not like, you know, WRITERS WRITE!" - my dad ranting about me Links: a useful reference site (Wikipedia) things that are public domain...like music and movies on which the copyrights've run out. BY THE WAY! If you'd like to read the original version of the politically correct fairy tale, entitled "The Well of the World's End", here's the website! http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/eng/eft/eft42.htm For some reason FP won't let me put the link in the story. Upcoming projects: Quotes, remake of Joe Coyote, The Rimjaw Suicides (final draft), random poems, and more...when it comes. It's very difficult to write well with school sapping my creativity. I'd like to give a general shout out (or more of a thank you, really) to everyone who has reviewed my stuff. For those of you that aren't cowardly and/or lazy anonymous reviewers, I will eventually come look at some of YOUR stuff and try to give some constructive criticism. I would respond to each of you individually, but this isn't deviantART and one just can't do that. | |||||||||
1. The Return of the Uberquotes » reviewsQuotes. Again. These are a little less...you know...Patrickish.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-21-06 - Published: 7-23-052. one sweet thought reviewsOne sweet thought before you leave me here alone...Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-22-06 - Published: 3-22-063. let not your heart reviewsWhen I go on long walks, this is the sort of song, or poem, that comes to me.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 79 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-19-06 - Published: 3-19-064. musing by the creek reviewsThis is the kind of thing that comes out of my brain onto paper when I sit by the creek and let it happen.Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-12-06 - Published: 3-12-065. a musing on the heart of a thousand suns reviewsFor my friend Pat, who has long been obsessed over how I once referred to him as the heart of 1000 suns. Short-short on friendship.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-27-06 - Published: 2-27-066. Two Futures Converged On a Basketball CourtNo, this is NOT a sports story. I was trying to write an English paper, but this isn't long enough.Biography - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-29-06 - Published: 1-29-067. my friend the murderer reviewsArgh, I forgot the original title I had for this. Enjoy all the weirdness.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 1-23-068. doesn't mean we have to act like reviewsTitle stolen from a Superchic[k] song. Poem regarding a friend who wasn't.School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-22-06 - Published: 1-22-069. Halloween 1981A companion piece to Euchre and Lighting that will someday become a book. Lesper's POV.Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-20-0510. An Angel's SongJust like it was yesterday, I can still see the rose in the chair where she should have sat...General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-26-05 - Published: 7-26-0511. insert clever title here reviewsAnother musing on leaving school and how I'm not really sad about it. At all.School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-2-04 - Published: 6-2-0412. antes de reviewsThe title means "after". I ran into Mrs. Hawkins' family at a graduation open house, and somehow it shook me. I can't explain.Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-31-0413. where you begin reviewsMore dark crap, this time about Matt.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-31-0414. What A Pair We Make reviewsThe title is from the movie "A Knight's Tale". This is about my English teacher. You probably couldn't guess.Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-31-0415. Dark Alone reviewsAmazingly enough, I wrote this in the dark when I was alone.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-31-0416. cuts reviewsAbout several friends of mine who cut. More dark poetry nobody bothers reading.Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-31-0417. A Writer reviewsLet me die a writer's death...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 5-28-0418. Joe Coyote »My second novel. Please no one shoot me for the first one. This is about a totalitarian society where the individual's desires are most important (direct M.T. Anderson rip-off, anyone)...Obviously it's about a guy called Joe Coyote. I'll upAction - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 1-17-0419. Haikus » reviewsFor some reason, I decided to write some haikus. Here are several of the results.Haiku - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 11-27-0320. Meditation Upon Leaving reviewsAbout graduating.Essay - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,743 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-15-04 - Published: 5-15-0421. what a night reviewsMore Matt angst. Yay. This is about Club 2002. Now you can all know the truth. Read it and snort. Or weep. Or whatever.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-04 - Published: 4-11-0422. Your Tax Dollars At WorkMy thoughts the summer before freshman year on attending SHS. Poor old Richard. And no, I had NOT seen the movie "Looking for Richard" before I wrote this.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-11-04 - Published: 4-11-0423. The Faces: Version 1 reviewsYES! I was scrounging for old writing in my room the other day and found the original version of The Faces! Which is better? You be the judge. Enjoy!Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 245 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-11-04 - Published: 4-11-0424. Mavens reviewsMavens isn't a word that means exactly what I wish it means. And this poem probably isn't what anyone wants it to be, either. See if you can figure out what I'm talking about. There's only really a few words that you could use as clues. Don't ask why thisHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-0425. Inferus Pat reviewsThis will make a lot more sense if you replace "fork" with the f-word. I was attempting to sleep under Patrick's chair in Drama class and he was having a bad day. Therefore, so was I. It's pathetic how easily others' moods transfer to me.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-0426. Almost Spring Sidewalk Waiting Song reviewsYuh. This is the coolest summary I've ever written. Wow.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-0427. you live forever reviewsYou live forever in our hearts...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0428. why her? reviewsMore angstness.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0429. Reaching reviewsMore Peter angst. Yay. ducks the flying pop bottlesFriendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0430. My HeroesDedicated to J.R. Cramer and Brian Baber. Well, um, we had this girls' sleepover at our church, and. Yeah. Though I don't think they had weapons.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0431. BesmirchedJust some thoughts about the world. With some blatantly ripped off lines from Don Marquis and George Orwell.School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0432. BACK THEN reviewsThere's an obvious Owen Meany influence here. These were my thoughts during and after my last pep band ever. Band is the only thing I'll mourn. And maybe a few teachers.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0433. 1000 Cold Days And NightsYep. Another angsty "without you" poem.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 81 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0434. Always We'll Be TwoDedicated to Jared Warren. Just a friendship poem thingy.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 3-27-04 - Published: 3-27-0435. The OpenEnded Ultimatum of The Furby King reviewsWow. I do NOT remember what inspired this. It's probably J.R.'s fault somehow.Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-14-04 - Published: 3-14-0436. Sketches » reviewsRated for language. These are brief descriptions of my friends and I. Maybe this will help those of you that read my quotes collection to envision our little psychodramas. And I DO mean psycho.Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-16-04 - Published: 2-16-0437. ultimate pain? reviewsThis is kind of disturbing. Once I dove sideways into a swimming pool. That's what messed up my left ear so bad. I learned a word for "ultimate pain" and wrote it down, but the paper "mysteriously" vanished...Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 1-9-0438. Angry Music reviewsI was really, REALLY mad at Peter when I wrote this. He said he wished I was a lesbian so I wouldn't hit on him. And no, I don't actually slash my wrists.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 1-9-0439. I've Been Missing You Again reviewsSigh...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-1-04 - Published: 1-1-0440. Come To Me reviewsI am quite happy with this. I think it's my best piece of writing since "Infinity Is". This was written to commemorate the 1-year anniversary of the day that destroyed so many of our lives...It's from Her POV for something a little different...Friendship - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 12-23-0341. Scratch! reviewsThis is a very disturbing dream I had the other day.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-6-03 - Published: 12-6-0342. Values ClarificationInspired by Steve Taylor's song "Lifeboat". An angsty musing (oxymoron) on our throwaway society...School - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-6-03 - Published: 12-6-0343. The Choice"Is it words of approval or the truth that you want" - Steve Taylor... Would you rather have everyone's approval, or your honor?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-27-03 - Published: 11-27-0344. Joe and the Dentures reviewsThis is quite disturbing and is based on a story my dad told me about a guy he worked with named Pete. He was known as RePete among the guys...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-27-03 - Published: 11-27-0345. The Point reviewsLife...what's the point?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-7-03 - Published: 11-7-0346. knowing reviewsum...right...please just read it...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 53 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-03 - Published: 11-7-0347. The Paperclip Mission reviewsThe moral of the story is this: imaginary friends don't make good accomplices. Accompli. Whatever.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0348. The Fingernails reviewsPoor George. This is very disturbing.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0349. Facing It reviewsIt's inside all of us, and sooner or later, we all have to face it.Supernatural - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0350. Who You Were reviewsYeah. More crappy poetries! Another one about him...sigh. This is quite old.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0351. The Cult reviewsThe truth about cheerleaders. And no, I'm not serious.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0352. TAINTED reviewsI'm tainted by your hate...School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0353. Limericks reviews*groan*...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0354. Bridges BurnI thought we were friends, but I guess I thought wrong...General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-2-03 - Published: 11-2-0355. All I Had To Do Was WishThis is a sort of sequel to the poem "A Bit of Hope". He gave me a ride home the other night after our play performance, and we talked...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-26-03 - Published: 10-26-0356. Confession of Cowardice reviewsThese jocks grabbed a cheerleader and were running down the hall with her to throw her in the trash. I did nothing. I hate myself.School - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-0357. I Just DoDid you ever hate someone, but then something bad happened to them, and you felt sorry for them?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-0358. I Wonder at YouSo, do you actually have a reason to hate me?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-0359. Infinity Is reviewsIt's hard to believe it's been almost a year...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-24-03 - Published: 10-24-0360. The Well of the End of the World reviewsThis is a politically correct fairy tale. Be afraid. Be very afraid.Fable - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-17-03 - Published: 10-17-0361. I Know reviewsUmm...(insert abstruse comment here)Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-17-03 - Published: 10-17-0362. A Bit of Hope reviewsMore ravings about my former friendship. This rhymes...be frightened!Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-17-03 - Published: 10-17-0363. The Ones Who Know Too Much"Many suffer from the incurable disease of writing, and it becomes chronic in their sick minds." - JuvenalSupernatural - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0364. The Sean Astin OrdealThis is more of a rant than anything else, and it isn't very fictional...but it's amusing. I've exaggerated enough details for it to at least seem fictional...forgive me.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0365. An Interior Dialogue reviewsThis is a rather dark piece, so if you don't like pessimistic humor, run. This is just an example of the inner battle I face on an average day.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0366. Glory Hound reviewsThis is the rough English translation of "Sabueso de Fama", for the convenience of non-Spanish-speakers.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0367. Sabueso de FamaEste es una poema que escribio' sobre mi "amigo"...Life - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0368. any given halftimeMaybe this should be on fanfic under marching band, but oh well. I was feeling rather sentimental when I wrote this...we tend to romanticize such memories.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0369. A AlguienI miss my friend, but I'm not sorry for what I said to him. I wouldn't have posted this, but a friend of mine really liked it and insisted.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-27-0370. Challenging the Storm reviews*SHRIEK* *GASP* I wrote a nature poem! Weird as it sounds, this was inspired by my first DI competition. The beginning of the infamous blizzard had just come, and I ran out into the wild wind and the freezing cold...Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-15-03 - Published: 8-15-0371. ScrewedI was really, really mad that day...School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0372. dandelions reviewsWe look on children as foolish (for being so innocent), but they're so much wiser in some ways.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0373. Endurance For NateHolland Tulip Festival Parade 2003. Rightfully it is called the H* of Parades.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0374. Scene From The GymThey say I'm crazy. Usually I don't concur...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 65 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0375. Amo Amas AMat reviewsInterpersonal stuff. If he ever actually read this...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-20-03 - Published: 7-20-0376. Apollo reviewsThe "Crappy Speech" format was left alone. Also from Stanaquack's class...RUN!Mythology - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 6-12-03 - Published: 6-12-0377. The Dangers of Walking In The Woods At NightUm, yeah...WHEN JEFFREY ATTACKS! This is more than mildly disturbing. Put on your stupid-sensitive sunglasses...oh, and the inside jokes behind this? you don't wanna know...Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-12-03 - Published: 6-12-0378. The Adventures of Whale ManWARNING! CONTAINS SKINNY PEOPLE! Um, yeah...This started out as an answer to one of Stanaquack's essay questions, and I wrote it my freshman year. I take no responsibility for any casualties.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-12-03 - Published: 6-12-0379. For Phillip reviewsWheee, what a title! This is actually a song.Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-9-03 - Published: 6-9-0380. Ghost Theatre reviewsThis is about the old Cinemas near where I live whose sign out front now inexplicably bears the legend "TH NK YOU FOR 18 W NDERFUL Y ARS"General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-23-03 - Published: 5-23-0381. Love Sonnet By An Unfortunate Young Man reviewsYeah...Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 5-10-0382. In A Yearbook reviewsI wrote this in summer 2002 at my dad's house. I was bored, and there was a poetry anthology I had from the library, so....yeah....it's a parody of Lowell's In An Album...School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-10-03 - Published: 5-10-0383. Sin reviewsno tengo nada para decir...Love - Fiction Rated: K - Spanish - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-03 - Published: 4-5-0384. The Window or Ambitions reviewsRead carefully. There's more than what you see here. I was tempted to label the speakers, but that would make it too simple. You're welcome to guess. This is dedicated to Phil (who giggled maniacally...okay, SNORTED maniacally...on reading it)School - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-12-03 - Published: 3-12-0385. The Wrath Of Grapes reviewsRating because of violence and weirdness. Yeah. If enough people like it, I may post a sequel.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-12-03 - Published: 3-12-0386. Lucky reviewsJustified because the other day, we were running laps in P.E. and The B., whose class shares the gym with us, yelled "I think it's pathetic that you can only run for two laps!" next lap? "I just don't understand!" It's called athsma, GENIUS! I'll report..Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-12-03 - Published: 3-12-0387. Asunder reviewsUm, yes. Not an example of my better work, but hopefully the subject matter will assist me in avoiding flames...Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 3-2-03 - Published: 3-2-0388. The Golden Futures of Sarah Johnson reviewsMy thanks to the makers of the movie Split Infinity and of Adventures in Odyssey for the basic concept, to William Sleator for the title (lifted from The Green Futures of Tycho), and to whoever wrote The Lady and The Tiger for the open-endednessHorror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 2-22-03 - Published: 2-22-0389. Golden reviewsWell, there's a lot behind this you could never really understand...But it's me being SERIOUS, so be very afraid. Expect to see more on this topic in the near future...and yes, it won the poetry contest...it was a better, polished version I'll post laterGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-19-03 - Published: 2-19-0390. The KnifeThis goes with Euchre and Lightning. Um...yeah....*COUGH*Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 2-19-03 - Published: 2-19-0391. The Faces reviewsThe rating is because it's scary. I wrote this freshman year, then lost the paper. I recently re-wrote it (junior year) (I'm finally a senior). Obviously it's allegorical.Biography - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-19-03 - Published: 2-19-0392. Do You Know Where Your Furbies Are? reviewsUm....yeah....I'll try and put the sequel up when it's finished....Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-27-03 - Published: 1-27-03
