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since: 11-15-00, id: 25664
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Author has written 11 stories for General, and Sci-Fi.
Once upon a time
A year ago, you see
There was a naive young girl
By the false name of Mandy

She searched the net for info
On the book she loved so much
She found fanfiction.net,
And wrote fanfics, and such.

But normal fanfics were not enough
She had to be unique
So she thought, what would the car say?
And wrote two fics a week.

One reader soon proposed,
"A group you should create!"
So she sat down and did it
It had to have been fate.

"I'll call it METMA!"
She said, and did the deed
But little did she know
That a huge organization would she lead.

Well, a year's gone by
And over four hundred
Members have joined up
"METMA rocks!" they said.

Well METMA's been through bunches
Through times thick and thin
But I think you will agree
Good times, it has been!

So now this silly founder
Who runs this crazy breed
Will bid you all adieu;
She's got 30 messages to read!

JOIN METMA!! I currently have 300+ members! E-mail me at Leven5@aol.com to join! I love love love getting e-mail! *hint hint*

If you didn't get all the facts from that silly poem *grin* I'm Mandy. I'm 15 years old, and I write HP fanfiction and original stuff. Oh, and I'm a rabid R/Hr shipper! *grins at Sarah* Well...come to think of it...I'm just plain rabid. FOAMY! Er...don't mind me. ^-^

If you are new to my work and you don't know where to start... I'd suggest reading "Behind the Checkered Apron," winner of the Golden Quill Award for drama, and "Can Anyone Point Me to the Nearest Bookburner" for humor. Those seem to be my most famous ones. :)

Check out the METMA mailing list at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/METMA_members. :)

Fave Quote: "They say absense makes the heart grow fungus..." -BNL 
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1. Why I Write reviews
"This is why I sit here, hiding from the party, writing. Writing. I cannot turn away." I bring you a nonfiction stream of consciousness essay.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-4-02 - Published: 1-4-02
2. And the Rain Poured Down reviews
I know in this troublesome time we will all have stories and thoughts to share. These are just mine -- abstract thoughts about my own rainy day at softball practice.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-13-01 - Published: 9-13-01
3. Oasis of Suburbia reviews
We all have a place to get away... I guess you could call it an Oasis of Suburbia...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-25-01 - Published: 8-25-01
4. The Silent Witness reviews
Sometimes, the seemingly powerless one can put the rest to shame. A silent moon is the only witness to a disaster waiting to happen...
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 8-25-01 - Published: 8-25-01
5. The Unfinished Masterpiece reviews
You don't need to be a Picasso to create a masterpiece. All you need is a canvas, and your heart.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-12-01 - Published: 7-12-01
6. A Natural Disaster reviews
For Barbara Fett's challenge. An earthquake totally destroys a city... but what happens next will "shock" and "terrify" you! This has a very "Mandy-esque" ending.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 6-4-01 - Published: 6-4-01
7. Rustling Gently in the Cool Breeze reviews
Whether you realize it or not, trees are a lot like humans. This story is about two trees; but really it is about the trees in all of us.
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 5-7-01 - Published: 5-7-01
8. The Eternal Struggle: Catsup vs. Ketchup reviews
Mr. Tortyoor of AP News interviews four lucky volunteers to determine the truth: Catsup vs. Ketchup. No animals were harmed in the making of this fic. [Only four humans had their eyes gouged out.]
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 3-18-01 - Published: 3-17-01
9. A Garage Sale Gem reviews
What happens when an obsessive person goes to a garage sale? Believe me, this fic is seriously FUNNY! I don't want to say much now, because that would spoil the plot. R/R!
General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-7-01 - Published: 2-7-01
10. Orthodontic Woes reviews
This is actually a monologue, but ff.n doesn't seem to have a section for that. Anyway, this is a funny monologue depicting everyone's hate for the evil, terrible, orthodontist! R/R! :)
General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-11-01 - Published: 1-11-01
11. The Dust reviews
What if the US was bombed? How would people live? Would the human race survive? I bring you my view. *New and improved*
Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 1-11-01 - Published: 1-11-01
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