Finally the Dark one has returned to FF.net
Don't pout, the important thing is I'm back. The main reason I left was due to the fact my stories were being taken off faster than Britney Spear's panties at Justins private birthday party.
Yes, that is right folks, while the owner of this site labels me corrupt 8 year old girls can buy thongs with "wink wink" printed on them. While my stories are deemed "unfit" for the reading public Eminem raps about 9 11. Yeah, life is unfair, but come on! Anyway, I've spent my time reposting lists at http://www.mixingsoup.com/storyline/index.php Also been writing high quality reviews for http://www.epinions.com/ under the name Jakobu. I've decided I should give this site another chance, after all it wasn't Xings fault Britney fans whined until the bot robot couldn't take any more. And I'll never ever let them win. So in so many words, Dark Mario is back alright!

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1. The Oxymoron Story reviews

The whole idea here is to find and count all the Oxymorons in this stupid story. Enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-31-02 - Published: 5-31-02

2. Life Doesn't Last reviews

I dunno ... this is kind of stupid, but I am stupid. Enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 43 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-15-02 - Published: 3-15-02

3. I Miss The Taco Dog reviews

I do ... I cry every night trying to remember the days he brighten up our TV screens. Please help my cause by reading. Enjoy!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-6-02 - Published: 3-6-02

4. True Freedom reviews

They'll rob you of your freedom if you fall into their ranks.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-4-02 - Published: 3-4-02

5. My Pet Squirrel reviews

A true life story about my pet squirrel. Enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-2-02 - Published: 2-2-02

6. He's back reviews

It's something to bring some joy back into a bad week. Sometimes we just need to laugh. :D

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-14-01 - Published: 9-14-01

7. A time for war reviews

I felt inspired of late. Do you even have to wonder why?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-12-01 - Published: 9-12-01

8. The day tranquillity ended reviews

This day through my eyes, basicly.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 150 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-11-01 - Published: 9-11-01

9. The One reviews

I was inspired to write this poem after reading a poem in titled "Mysterious Stranger", just popped into my head after reading that poem. Enjoy

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 115 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3-30-01 - Published: 3-30-01

10. The Finger reviews

Ever wonder were it came from ... well here is your answer. Enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-16-01 - Published: 2-16-01

11. The Adventures of Fatty Mcbutterpants reviews

Hmmmmm, butter... *drool* Anyway I did this story in less than 5:00 minutes, & I think it is pretty good. Enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-13-01 - Published: 2-13-01

12. The Lamb reviews

Like all my poerty this is from the heart. Enjoy!

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-11-01 - Published: 2-11-01

13. Loner reviews

I express myself in humor & poerty. My humor is a little out there. But my poerty is from my heart. I hope you enjoy this.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-10-01 - Published: 2-10-01

14. Hardcore reviews

I've had this idea for this poem for a while, well here it is. Enjoy! & being hardcore is the only way to get what you want from life & to get through life in general.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-9-01 - Published: 2-9-01

15. Eternal Struggle reviews

I wrote this because it has been on my mind a lot lately, review if you want, but I did this mainly for myself. And for solace from past times.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-30-01 - Published: 1-30-01

16. Freak reviews

I was called a Freak via review... I felt inspired to express why freak isn't the bad word it is made out to be, by others... *cough Rose Black cough*

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-30-01 - Published: 1-30-01

17. Test Of Time reviews

I can say this is my best fanfic on this site... I think it's pretty good, Enjoy! BTW the time line is around the 1940's.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-27-01 - Published: 1-27-01

18. The Unfinished Dream reviews

I had this dream last night, but couldn't post it for some odd reason... But now I'm able too. Hopefully I'll get the end via dream, or I'll just make up one later.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-24-01 - Published: 1-24-01