So here you are. In my bio. Wrote that article on Intelligent Design, it'll be in the paper this Friday. Woot. I'm doing two plays, Dracula and The Tempest, in which I am Dracula and Caliban (respectively).

Thanks for reading my crappy stories, I appreciate it. And if you're reading this before you've been... exposed to any of them yet, it's not too late to turn back.

None of the old stuff is any good, but I like to keep them around so I can stroke my ego by reading the reviews. I'm always up for doing stories with people, so if you wanna get together for one, shoot me an e-mail and we'll work it out. Until then, look around. Let me know if you see something you like, and the bathroom's in the back and to the right. I think we're out of paper towels.

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What I'm reading right now: Everything is Illuminated, by Jonathan Safran Foer. It kicks your ass, and mine. At once.

What I'm writing right now:My current project is Silverfish, but that'll probably trail off soon, like most of my works. I like the perspective changes I've been doing, though, so I might fuck around with it for a while longer. I dunno. If you want to do a story with me, or something, hit me up via e-mail or AIM. Always looking for new ideas and people to work with.

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1. The Regulars reviews

A short story written in the film-noir narrative style.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 4-14-06

2. Between Heart Attack and Violin reviews

A short story which chronicles the rebirth of a man with an ambiguous past, and his attempts to find meaning in the flashes of memory he experiences.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-12-05 - Published: 10-12-05

3. Silverfish » reviews

The Underneath has regulated all manner of illegal activity in the city for centuries. However, a new power is coming into play, and for the first time, the thieves and assassins of the city have competition.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,096 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-29-05 - Published: 8-11-05

4. An Autobiographical Narrative

A Reflective Essay Gone Bad: I scrapped this because it had too much narrative, but decided it was worth tossing together and throwing online. Enjoy.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 11-8-04 - Published: 11-8-04

5. Nether » reviews

In a massive city-world composed of a tangle of portals, those who find themselves trapped there form a unique society and civilization. Rival gangs and corporations struggle for control, and one man, a simple guide, finds himself in the thick of it all.

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,055 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 7-25-04

6. A Day in the Life reviews

A shoddy attempt at free-verse poetry, which my Creative Writing teacher (and may she burn for doing this to me) has recently been getting me into.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 4-28-04

7. Seaward Rats reviews

The brief account of the Life and Adventures of Pepe la Souris, a French thief whose attempt to escape from the police brings him more adventure than he ever wanted...

Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,044 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-27-04 - Published: 4-27-04

8. Hotel California

Another little exercise from Creative Writing... The beginnings of a story?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-04

9. One reviews

A little exercise I did in Creative Writing recently... You're going to be seeing a lot of these, now.

General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-5-04 - Published: 4-5-04

10. Death's Violin » reviews

Our hero, a broken, once-human creature, wakes up on his back on the cold metal table of an operation room. He remembers nothing, and to recover his past, initiates a journey that will take him from the edges of sanity to the broken halls of memory.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 3-24-04 - Published: 3-6-04

11. Standard Gothic Fare reviews

I hate Goth Poetry... So I wrote a little of my own. Whee...

Love - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-04 - Published: 3-18-04

12. The Rat and I reviews

A pair of prisoners plan their escape from Steel Pines, a prison on the West Coast of the United States. Rated for excessive use of a certain naughty word, but for a legit reason.

General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-16-04 - Published: 3-16-04

13. Tarnished Glory » reviews

A well-loved hero is convicted of a crime he didn't commit, and thrown in jail to rot. Two years later, a young knight and admirer comes to his rescue, and together they attempt to prove his innocence...

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 1-9-04

14. Black Legacy » reviews

Ahazi, Lord and Ruler of the Dark Spires, is bored. He's terrorized the populace to his heart's content, and wants something... new. An unexpected visitor gives him just that, and more.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 1-2-04

15. The Blind Crusade » reviews

In a land shared by two completely opposite countries, one tied to the earth, the other technology-dependent, a long-dead evil is rising. The Princess of Vardia leaves on a mysterious mission with her Nimnorian bodyguard and a Shadow Hound...

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,688 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-10-03 - Published: 7-29-03

16. Steel Masquerade reviews

Kael follows his father into the depths of The Hive, the capital city of Ohm, only to see him murdered. The last few words give him a clue as to who to trust and who not to... But in a city of thieves, can you really trust anyone?

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-27-03 - Published: 9-24-03

17. Red as Blood » reviews

Closed.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,414 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 7-10-03 - Published: 10-10-02

18. Grifter and Snatch » reviews

Closed.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,483 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 5-18-03 - Published: 11-7-02

19. The Flame Hunters » reviews

Closed.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,980 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 5-18-03 - Published: 4-29-03

20. The Weakness of the Blind reviews

A short story inspired by a friend's in fourth grade... Just one chapter long. Practicing with 'old-style' writer's voice.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-7-03 - Published: 5-4-03

21. The King of Pawns » reviews

Closed.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,406 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 3-12-03 - Published: 9-2-02

22. DeathBlack Hold reviews

Closed.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-7-02 - Published: 11-7-02

23. A Wanderer's Guide to Ohm » reviews

A handbook to everything you'll ever need to know about Ohm. (And my stories.)

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-10-02 - Published: 10-10-02

24. A Black Scorpion AntiFan Fiction reviews

A story by Angelo Maceri. This is absolutely hilarious, I didn't write it (wish I did) but you should check it out! A parody of a crappy old show.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 9-9-02 - Published: 9-9-02