Name: Amber
Sex: Female
Fav Color: blue
Age: 13
Birthday: Feb. 8th, 1989
IQ: Last time I checked 162...hey, that's not bad for an eighth grader!!!
Hometown: Troutman, NC
Hair color: Black w/ blond streaks
Eye color: green-gray
Skin color: pale tan
Race: Mexican-Indian-a little bit of Irish
Fave Video Game: Tekken!!
Fave show: DBZ, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, Bernie Mac, Ya know, things like that!!
Fav Movie: Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers!!
Fav Anime character: Vejita!!!
Fav Actor: Orlando Bloom
Fav Movie Character: Legolas! *sighs*
Fav Hobby: Collecting things, writing Vejita & Legolas-doting fanfics, and my personal favorite, Yamcha, Gandalf, and Frodo bashing!!

OK PEOPLE, I AM OFFICIALLY PISSED OFF!!!! FANFICTION.NET REMOVED MY STORY '50 DISTURBING SCENES', BECAUSE IT VIOLATED SOME STUPID CRAPPY LAW! I'M SO PISSED, I HAVE TO WRITE IN CAPS LOCK!! 180 REVIEWS DOWN THE FUCKING DRAIN!! SCREW YOU FANFICTION.NET!!

Of course, this also means I cannot upload anything for a little while, so bear with me, and cuss Fanfiction out!!! DAMN YOU FF.NET!!!

As most of you good readers have probably already guessed, I'm pretty much totally obsessed with Vejita!! He's like, the hottest anime guy anyone could have ever hoped to create!! ^_^ And oh God, Legolas! I think he beats Vejita! I'm more so obsessed with Legolas than with Vejita. I've only got a few LOTR fics posted so far, but that's ok!!

DEATH TO FRODO!!!! DIE YOU FEEBLE MINDED FREAK!!! WOOHOO!! GO LEGOLAS!!!! *clears throat* Now, on a lighter note, have I told you reviewers lately...that I love you?

Well, I must say that you people, for the most part, aren't really very talkative are you? Oh, sure, you leave reviews, but you NEVER write me!! I want e-mails every once in a while!! Dammit, pretty much the only people who write me are my buddies Fishie and Arlion Wolf!! Oh, and Chibi-Vegeta!! You people have serious problems! WHY WON'T YOU WRITE ME??!?!?!? HELLO?!?!? I mean, my email address IS right up there!!! Am I not good enough?! Dear Kami!! *sighs* Ok, I'm calm. NE Wayz, you people better read my stories! I didn't get cramps in my hands for nothing!! ^_^ Have a nice day!!

Please email me if you want to be on my alert list for any of my fics. All you gotta do is tell me what story you want to be on alert for, and I'll email you when I update that particular story.
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My mottos:

No boy is worth crying over, and when you find one that is, he won't make you cry...

I see dumb people...all the time...they're everywhere...

I hear voices in my head, and they don't like you...

You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!

I frighten my family.

I frighten your family.

Try not to let your mind wander. It's much to small to be outside by itself.

Well, here I am. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

I'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch.

Don't worry. I'm no longer a danger to society.

One time at band camp...

Jokes* (Unfortunatly, I'm not the best with jokes, so I only have two.)

First, find a really flat-chested girl. Then say, "Hey, I just heard this cool joke! It's so funny, it'll make your tits fall off! There was this...oh...wait... somebody already told you.

A little girl comes out of her room late one night, and sees her parents 'doing it' on the kitchen counter. Thinking nothing of it, she goes back into her room and goes to sleep.
The next day, she goes to the park with her mom. They see two squirrels 'doing it'. The little girl turns to her mom and says,"Mommy, what are they doing?"
The mom says 'Oh, they're making cookies, honey. Don't worry about it."
They keep walking, and see two dogs 'doing it'.
"Mommy, what are they doing?"
"They're making cupcakes, honey. Forget about it."
They keep walking, and see two cats.
"Mommy, what are they doing?"
"They're making icecream honey, don't worry."
They keep walking. Suddenly the little girl stops. "Mommy," she says.
"Yes?"
"I think I know what you and daddy were doing last night."
"What?"
"You were making cake."
"How do you know that?"
"I ate the icing off the counter."

My Favorite Couples:

Vejita & Juuhachi
Legolas & Arwen
Legolas & Eowyn
Legolas & Galadriel

Favorite Yaoi couple:
(I'll read any yaoi/slash fic if it's a really good story and NOT a lemon (that's just wrong)then I'll read it, review it, and enjoy it!!)

Vejita & Goku
Legolas & Aragorn
Legolas & Glorfindel
Legolas & Haldir

Favorite Father/Son couple:

Vejita & Goten
Legolas & Thranduil
Elrond & Elohir/Elladan

Favorite Mother/Daughter:

Juuhachi & Marron

Favorite Father/Daughter:

Vejita & Bura
Elrond & Arwen

Favorite Mother/Son:

Bulma & Trunks
Legolas & OC

Things I Hate:

School
Yamcha
Chibi Moon (Rini)
Usagi (sometimes)
Tuxedo Mask
Frodo
Gandalf
Gimli
Anything Pokemon
Darien
Digimon
Yu-gi-oh
Harry PotHead
He-Man
BatMan
SuperMan
Yamcha Lovers
Vejita Haters
Legolas Haters
Frodo Worshipers
People who think Gandalf and Gimli are hot