You foolish mortals want a bio? Fine, but first I must have my potato! Fetch it, lest I dispatch ye to the burning pits from which ye spawned!

I am perfectly sane. It's the rest of the world that's gone nuts.

Yeah. Me. I'm a guy, which I hope you had already figured out. My favorite games (in no particular order) are Legend of Dragoon, Final Fantasy 6, Final Fantasy 7, Chrono Trigger, Super Smash Brothers Melee, Tactics Ogre: Knight of Lodis (MUST GET THAT GAME ITS OWN CATEGORY ON FF.net!), and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Majora's Mask was too easy). My favorite animes are Gundam Wing, Yu Yu Hakusho, Inuyasha (even though I've seen a grand total of four episodes), and Cowboy Bebop (sort of). I have my own special brand of insanity, because even though I'm a nut, all of my ravings are logical in some twisted sense.

Fics currently completed:

The Frog Knight

Fics in progress:

Rebirth of a Legend (top priority)

And the Meek Shall Inherit the Earth

Valley of Corrupted Sanity

It's a Small World After All (don't ask, just read)

When Hobbits Attack (even the title is a spoof)

Crimson Wings

The Sun Must Set

Pyro Trigger (parody of Chrono Trigger, for all you slow people)

Espers, Airships, and Insane Clowns (Yes, another parody. Getting used it by now?)

Fics still on the Drawing Board:

Untitled TO:KoL fic (Angst)

These are all fics I am actually going to make at one time or another. I am considering making others, but if they aren't up on this list, I don't know for sure.

We must all petition the FF.net New Categories (newcategory@fanfiction.net, for all you lazy people who don't want to look it up) and get Tactics Ogre: Knight of Lodis its own category, or at least a category for the Ogre Battle Series! If you've never heard of it, Tactics Ogre: Knight of Lodis is currently the best game out on GBA, in my not-so-humble opinion (I loved Golden Sun, it was just way too SHORT!), and one of the ONLY RPG/Strategy games for said system. If you have a GBA, go buy it! I command you!

Current Quote of the Still Undetermined Period of Time: "Quickly! To the Update Mobile!" ~Freefall Insanity

Current Bane of My Existance: Because I whipped the Patriots 30-15 in the Super Bowl, I therefore have switched this prestigous title back to Lloyd Noril from LoD (yes, he does have a last name). Words cannot truly describe how much I hate him. I would still hate him even if he hadn't killed Lavitz, but because he did he is now my most hated RPG character of all time, which is quite an achivement, considering I've played quite a few...