You have entered a realm of pure genius, a place where the Masters of the Universe have chosen to express themselves.

This is the page of Estella Havisham (the girlfriend of Raoul, the dashing Vicomte de Chagny) and Fordgirl (Erik's one true love, and Mistress of the Rainbow Ducks), two truly brilliant minds, indeed.

Editing services on our works are occasionally provided by Rosefyre, Mistress of the Tiara. Moral support is sometimes provided by Jose who, unfortunately, was too drunk to keep his hands at the level of his eyes. (He never had a chance really...)

We have given the Persian away and since Erik is Fordgirl's and Raoul is Estella's, that leaves only the managers to be officially up for sale.

We will be accepting bids via review, so if interested, let us know.

"The kilts make the man" ~ Fordgirl (very long story)

"PARK IT YOURSELF! I HAVE TO GET IN THERE!" ~ Estella, on getting to Phantom 1 minute late...to her mother

"The whole drive home I was like 'I can't wait to tell my friend Amy I got my picture taken with Raoul and Erik!' And my mom was like 'take that CD out of the cd player, I can't take it anymore!'" ~ Estella

"Haverford College. Woo." ~ RoseFyre

"Nothing shows the infinite potential of mankind quite like Pastabilities. The possibilities are mind-boggling; but I really want to know what that pasta has that I don't!" ~ Fordgirl, on pastabilities, the Friday night pasta bar in the dining center.

"He looks like the Rock had sex with a muppet." ~ Derek Jeter on Derek Jeter, on SNL

"Can we proceed our moment of silence with a moment of loudness?" ~some kid on our hall

"That elf is freaking hot!" ~Fordgirl, on Legolas from LOTR

"Shh! It's imagination time!" ~ us, and remember that it's always imagination time-either that, or happy hour-no, seriously, it's always imagination time...

"Starbucks, I shake my fist at thee!" ~Estella