I'm 20 years old, a high school dropout (despite being a total genius) and I live in New Zealand - the best country in the world. I'm far too cynical for my own good and I worship procrastination and insanity. I don't give a damn if people don't like or understand what I write, but if you do, more power to ya.

P.S. The motorways of New Zealand are not overrun with sheep - but, alas, the government is.

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1. An Atypical Day In Purple Nothingness

[Status - Complete] This is a terrible story that has been written by an extremely cynical atheist, and it makes no sense at all. However, I have been told it's quite good, by people as insane as I am. I advise you not to trust them.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 1-12-04 - Published: 1-12-04

2. My Little Peacock Tail reviews

[Status - Complete] ... About a Princess; a Prince; a Dragon; a Pair of Flying Shoes; a Really, Really Hot Young Ragamuffin... And a Fat Ant. PG-13 for sex and drugs. There's not much of that, though - it's a Peacock Tail after all! =P

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-23-03 - Published: 10-23-03

3. The Smiley Face reviews

[Status - Complete] O shock horror! A smiley face almost loses his smile!

Kids - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-29-03 - Published: 7-29-03

4. The Grinch reviews

La-di-dah I wrote this when I was 13. I haven't seen the movie by the way...

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-6-03 - Published: 6-6-03