Hey everybody! I'm feeling kind of tired right now, but I've been wanting to do my bio for a while now, and it has been continuallly nagging at me. Since I am not feeling up to it, I have decided to let my muses do it for me. I hope that you do not hate me based solely on what you hear from them. In actuality, they are all a bit eccentric (but don't tell them I told you, because I'm not quite ready to be murdered). I haven't let them out to play or exercise recently, so I expect that they are a tad miffed at me, and extremely hyper. I am leaving now. I must forewarn you: I am not a normal person, who has one or two muses. I have seven. I shall list them for you,

1. Teddy (girl)
2. Lissen (girl)
3. Venn (boy)
4. Carriy (girl) (pronouced 'Carry' or 'Carri', as I sometimes spell it)
5. Zi (girl) (her real name is Ozia, but no one calls her that)
6. Ani (girl)
7. Asi (girl)


Name:

Teddy: Yo!
Zi: *Poking Teddy* are we supposed to say her name on-line?
Asi: *ignoring folly* Anyway, it's-
Ani:Hey, you're not supposed to tell!
Teddy: Fine then! NEXT QUESTION!!!

Age:

Zi: 14.
Teddy: 14!
Asi: 14!
Carri: Yeah, but wait, isn't she 15 in a month? 15.
Teddy: 15!
Ani: 15!
Venn: But that's next month, so she's actually 14 & 11 months.
Teddy: 14 and 11 months!
Me: *woken up, and irritated* You know what--next question. *grumpily returns to bed*

Birthday:

Lissen: July 21st, 1989
Teddy: Nooooo-
Venn: *clamps hand over Teddy's mouth and drags her away* Shut up, ~please~!

Height:

Carri: 5'11
Asi: And still growing!

Siblings:

Asi: She has none.
Carri: Yes she does...
Ani: Steve and Simone.
Asi: Those are BRATS. Not the fitting the clearly defined outline of what Kryst*'s siblings should be-
Venn: You're not supposed to give names on the Internet!!

Appearance:

Venn: Beautiful.
Me: *comes out of my room to huggle Venn* Awwww! You're so sweet! Thanks so much!
Zi: Eww... mush.
Teddy: *comes back into room* No fair! You're playing favorites! I wanna hug too!
Asi: You can't play favorites!
Lissen: Yeah, no favorites!
Me: I think we should get back to the question.

Appearance:

Ani: Chocolate colored, just more sweet!
Me: Awwww! You're so-
Teddy: *uses arm to bar the way* No more favoritizing! No more huggling!
Asi: Mahogany brown eyes. Brown, but kinda reddish, I saw a tree like that once.
Lissen: Mahogany is a tree. It's wood.
Asi: I know, but-
Zi: Next question!
Asi: *glares daggers at Zi* I never liked you.
Zi: *shrugs* You're not interesting enough for me to care what you think of me. *Two to get ready to fight*
Ani: INTERVENTION!!!! *Lissen and Venn jump up and pull them apart*
Teddy: Eww, messy!
Me: I didn't mean like that!

Weight:

Carri: *whispering* Hush! Secret!
Ani: *whispering* Secret!
Lissen: *whispering* Secret!
Asi: *loudly* Big!!
Venn: Hey, that's very rude and mean of you! And untrue!
Me: Yeah, and- wait, weren't you disassembled a moment ago?
Asi: Yep. The glory of being a muse.

Personality:

Ani: Good.
Asi: Bad.
Teddy: Happy.
Zi: Sad.
Carri: No, wait. She's all of us together!
Ani: Utter havoc?
Zi: In a manner of speaking-
Venn: No, she's not! Only the sophisticated ones! *Looks at Ani* Like Ani. *Looks at Teddy* *Looks at Carri* And like Carriy. *Looks at Zi* And Zi. *Looks at Asi* And like Lissen and myself.
The Ones NOT Picked: Hey, whattaboutus?!
Venn: You mean to say 'What about us?' Well, what about you?
Carry: *hurriedly, before Venn gets jumped* And you two are special!
Teddy & Asi: Oh, okay. *both go over into the corner to think about it, turning their backs to the group and I*
Venn: *whispering to the rest* Let's go, quickly!
*Everyone else sneaks out of the room quietly, and Venn picks up my sleeping form and carries me out with them. He gently closes and locks the door behind him.*

Asi & Teddy: *dawning realization* Wait, I don't care about being 'special'-
*Both are turning around*
Both: I wanna be soph- *stop talking when they see the closed door*
Teddy: *gets up to open it, but finds it locked* Damn them!!!
*Around the corner*
Venn: *snickering*
Carriy: OoO! Venn they're gonna kill-
Venn: Don't tell 'em it was me! 

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1. I Swear I Didn't Get the Teeth Off of Amazon! » reviews

Kryst is just your average teenage, newly turned vampire, with no clue as to how to be one. She's got to learn quickly... and also, apparently, with the 'guidance' of one odd male demon whose abrupt appearance just makes everything all the more difficult.

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,185 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-26-07 - Published: 8-24-07

2. Games » reviews

Alexxa is a normal 17year old female with a gift for empathy that is, at most times, not exactly rewarding. Cynical, antisocial, and a little weird, but basically just a normal chick. So then, why is she being stalked by a vampire?

Romance - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,922 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 10-24-03

3. Dream Shatter

I told him yes, but I really meant 'No, get away from me'...Right? That's what "Don't touch me" means... Right?

Love - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-14-05 - Published: 10-14-05

4. Muse Issues » reviews

Everyday problems pop up in life: huge & menial. This is the window for me to let my conflicting muses get their opinions out for issues that come up. Please suggest problems to go over and R&R! Featuring the muses that did my bio.

Manga - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-3-04 - Published: 8-10-04

5. Religion reviews

My spin on the hundreds of different religions in the world, and how truly ignorant we are of what happens after we die...

Religion - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-29-04

6. Time reviews

Summer musings. Hit some pretty interesting things here. Free-Verse. Please, check it out.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-15-04 - Published: 9-15-04

7. No, I Am Not Suicidal reviews

I'm tired of everyone in my family thinking I'm depressed and on the verge of suicide. It gets really irritating, and my family are the only ones who continually ask me about it! They refuse to understand. I kind of ranted off here.

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-30-04 - Published: 7-30-04

8. Let Me Know reviews

Hmm... Another dismissal poem. How I keep churning these out is starting to annoy me. I try to write a nicee poem and all that comes out is 'dismiss...dismiss...dismiss'. It's half about my parents though, half about my ex.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-19-04 - Published: 7-19-04

9. I Don't Like Diaries reviews

Please, do not be offended by this. It wass written in humor, on a hot day, just so you understand. I'm not commenting on the poem, but, forgive me...[o' 'o]

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-18-04 - Published: 7-18-04

10. Laine

Laine's a guy who has everything: money, looks, and possibly the most unique job ever. All he's missing is a real life. But the world around him is changing rapidly, and throws a very 'special' girl into his life. Maybe he'll get that life afterall?

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-16-04 - Published: 7-16-04

11. No More 'Sorry's

This is a song that I wrote during one of my 'lull' days. Or, at least I thought it was a lull day. I thought up these lines as a sort of dismissal. It turned out pretty good, if I do say so myself.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-1-04 - Published: 7-1-04

12. Many Days I Sit reviews

I looked outside, and described what I saw. It was one of those lonely, lazy days.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-17-04 - Published: 5-17-04

13. Beautiful reviews

I took a break from writing sorrows, when I found out that I loved. I... just couldn't write about hate anymore that day. Because I was loved.

Song - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 248 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-04 - Published: 5-1-04

14. DJ

I feel lost, now more often than before. I looked around me one day, and wrote what I saw. The title has more than its immediate meaning.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-04 - Published: 5-1-04

15. Inferno reviews

He looked at me for that last time, then left, apparently seeing the flames in my eyes, knowing the last of my life was being consumed. But first, he laughed at my torture. I was feeling in explicably angry and hurt writing this, so don't be surprised.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 5-1-04 - Published: 5-1-04

16. Mom, I Miss You

My Mom moved down South to Atlanta, GA. I'd lived with her my entire life. Until now...

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 5-1-04 - Published: 5-1-04

17. Open Your Wings reviews

There's a time when everyone just has to let everything go, including themselves.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-6-03 - Published: 12-6-03

18. Scream Out reviews

I told him to let it go. He said he could'nt. I told him that he could. Maybe I was wrong...

Friendship - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-20-03 - Published: 11-20-03

19. Not Exceptable reviews

Have you ever felt unexceptable? I have. Now I couldn't care less.

Life - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-4-03 - Published: 10-4-03

20. Define Peace reviews

Have you ever tried to define peace? I don't think that the dictionary coverd it all...

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 9-17-03

21. Rain reviews

The rain was keeping me inside. It wasn't my fault I felt cheated... but I did write about it. That right there, that was all me. Nobody's fault but mine.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-03 - Published: 9-17-03

22. Touch me again reviews

I wrote this about how my boyfriend made me feel.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-03 - Published: 7-5-03

23. Father reviews

This was written to express feelings about, a certain someone, that I cannot say aloud.

Family - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-4-03 - Published: 7-4-03

24. Night Child reviews

I felt free and really in touch with the nature of the night.

Nature - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-4-03 - Published: 7-4-03

25. Truth reviews

I wrote this when I felt... hated. So, if you have never felt like this... please excuse me. You are so lucky.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-2-03 - Published: 7-2-03

26. Not Allowed

I'm trying to explain myself and how I see things.

Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 7-2-03 - Published: 7-2-03

27. Go Away reviews

Something I wrote for one of my 'friends' that I now see as an overcontrolling b*. His real self.

Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-2-03 - Published: 7-2-03