Sup yall! Okay, I can't really remember registering to this site, but apparently, I had an account on here already, from who knows when. I just heard about this site recently, so I descided to start posting my stuff. Mainly because, I'm also on FanFic.net, but I can only post fanfictions there. I can't post original stuff. Hense, here I be.

I'm the Lord of the Words. Cool name huh? You bet it is! My real name I must keep under lock and key, what with me being a paranoid freak. But, you...yes...you, my reader, may call me...Horse. It's my nickname. And honestly, I and everyone else I know calls me by that more than my real name. Go figure on that.

A few words before I put a sock in it. I tend to have a habit of writing a lot, stories, poems, and the like that all strech on and on. My fingers don't know when to shut up, they have minds of their own. I'm just along for the ride. Anyhow, I've got a ton of stuff to stick up here, so, I won't hold your attention with this nonesense any longer. In the words of a truly great man...

"Laugh and grow fat"

Signed,

The Lord of the Words (aka. The Horse)

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1. The Case of the Murder at Madhouse Manor

Meet the greatest mystery-solver of all time, with his counterpart, and watch as they risk all to solve the most baffling of cases!

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-11-06 - Published: 10-11-06

2. The Adventure of a Lifetime »

The start of a grand journey, for the intrepid and ambitous rookie adventurer Sophonus. He must take the plunge, and step forth into the world, to begin his story.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,847 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-7-06 - Published: 9-24-06

3. The Origins of JR

A poem about a friend of many, Mr. J.R. What's his real name, and how could you...yes YOU know him? Take a look, and find out.

Humor - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-5-06 - Published: 10-5-06

4. Driving Up to Hell reviews

Who ever said that Hell is down? What if there were more than one way to reach it? Could it be at all possible to find it, accessable by a car?

Horror - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-2-06 - Published: 10-2-06

5. The Wrong Place & The Wrong Time

A look at something in the world that has been vanishing, a thing that shouldn't go. And how there are cetain people that belong in a certain place and time.

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-06 - Published: 10-1-06

6. No Power

Written during a power outage, now who saw that coming? Short, to the point, and with a somewhat lucrative twist. Enjoy.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-30-06 - Published: 9-30-06

7. The Evilest Paper in the World reviews

A word of warning, this is a real essay, the content of which is rather sinister. Read and judge as you will, but this WAS something I wrote without any hesitation

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06

8. Insanity is One Man's Opinion reviews

Is insanity what it is called? Or is is it what we make of it? A rather pointless rambling about the mental instability of people

Essay - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06

9. Captain

In order to be captain of a ship in the Confederation of Planets, you need to be calm, level-headed, and laugh in the face of danger. Laugh I say! Laugh!

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06

10. The Guy in the Coat reviews

Sometimes, the strangest of people can be the most important. And those that you think are nice turn out to have another most sinister side. Case in point...this story.

General - Fiction Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,519 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-29-06 - Published: 9-29-06

11. The Extraordinary Gappa! » reviews

The history of a war torn country, brought together by one man. All is well. But apparently, someone out there doesn't like him too much.

Action - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-28-06 - Published: 9-24-06

12. The Greatest Words of Fear reviews

They will frighten, they will terrify, they will make you grind your teeth in a gut-wrenching feeling. But most of all, they will make you think hard...

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-06 - Published: 9-26-06

13. Evil Limericks R' Us

Some are unsettling, some are scary, some are just plain creepy, and for all the wrong reasons. But at least they make you smile! With evil!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-26-06 - Published: 9-26-06

14. Who Stole My Cherry Cobbler? reviews

Who stole the cobbler from the fridge? Who indeed? Following a man in his quest to locate his missing pastry.

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-26-06 - Published: 9-26-06

15. He Shows the Way

Being stranded on a desert island can do some pretty strange things to a man. Makes him see things. Hear things. See other sides to themselves. Sides better left not known about.

Supernatural - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,972 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06

16. The Tower of Doom reviews

The imposing Tower of Doom, a big super scary place. Lurking within is the horrible Cliche monster! Aieee!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06

17. The Way of the Sword reviews

The code a warrior lives by. To live and die by. A short little story of two dedicated warriors, who honor and uphold this code.

Historical - Fiction Rated: T - English - Spiritual/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06

18. Nightmares Have I Fought reviews

Strange, how nightmares can stray from ones unconsious mind, only to pursue you relentlessly in real life. And in real life...you can't wake up.

Horror - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06

19. The Man and the Beast

A blademaster is a great warrior. Drake happens to be one. A short account of his trip through the Forest of Iron Trees.

Fantasy - Fiction Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-25-06 - Published: 9-25-06

20. Planets and Ugly Guys

It's a dirty business, dealing with ugly guys. It's also hard traveling around to different planets. But to haul in scumbags for money? Now we're talking!

Sci-Fi - Fiction Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,988 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-24-06

21. Classical Genius reviews

Writing is hard work, and for this man, it's something that is haunting him. How does a tortured writer and classical music come together? Good Question.

General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-24-06 - Published: 9-24-06

22. Simply Ludicrous reviews

On an seemingly average day, a seemingly average man finds himself pulled from his normal world. What happenes? What is so strange? What horrible thing happened to him in the elevator? Read on!

Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,273 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-23-06 - Published: 9-23-06