Ok, hi everyone! *waves, then ducks as people throw tomatos* Oh, you're all so touch. Just because I killed Alanna....But I deleated that chapter anyway. I am going to write it again though....*more tomatos are thrown* anyway....

Well, my name is Alexandra. I lurve TP (Tamora Pierce, fools!) fanfic, though I probly will get around to writing some harry potter stories too. I love randomness, R rated humour and anything with Neal in it. mmmmm, Neal. Neal is what makes my life complete. Did you know Neal's favourite colour is green? And he likes.....*babbles for two hours about Neal* runny eggs!

My stories

Outcasts: my very first story. Like all my writings it's a little...different, and I'm re-writing it at the moment so it's more angsty and less fluffy. Quite depressing, especialy if you adore Kel, or Cleon, or Raoul, or Alanna, or Jon (coz he's goning to die eventually too) but it will be a K/N, so any lovers of those sorts of stories may like it.

The One Where Everyone Wants Kel: *hides under a rock* I really hate this story. I would deleate t, except it has had so many reviews from twisted people who think it's funny! Anyway, there is NO CHANCE of a sequel. I wrote this after eating far too much sugar and watching Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron all day, so I was a bit mad.

Answeing Machines of Tortal: At least this story is reletivly clean. Wait....no it isn't! Anyway, this is a strange little thing I wrote, but people seem to like it, and so do I, so it will continue. *beeeeeeeeeeeeep*

Peachblossem's Tale: Awwwww. In real life I'm quite a horse lover, so this story is really special to me *swoon* It's a nice little adition to my archives because it has a plot, and it has my interpritation about Peachblossem's past.

Lalasa's Store: I'm not sure where this came from, because I don't think it's ever been done before. i was originally going to do it all diary-style, but i got sick of that after the first chapter. storyline: Neal falls in love with Lalasa.

Well, that's my stories! Please review te