Once within a big black space

sat a girl so full of grace

Too much time she had on her hands

so she read fanfiction from many lands

Though this girl is a writer true

she's too lazy to post even a chapter or two

And until there comes such a day

where this laziness does fade away

Blank will remain this useless page

until her plot bunnies are freed from their cage

This intro has absoutely no use

for I have no fiction that I have let lose

For now, I am the Super Reviewer

because I am an obsessive fanfic persurer

But do not let this drive you to go far

for that would be a choice bizarre

Because soon, on this page you will find

crazy fiction, most divine

The concepts will be strange, and alien

but so is the mind of Azaelian!