Hello, in case your interested, some things about me:

A deeply insane, malevolent little 14 year old with a Phantom fixsation.

I read Susan Kay's Phantom by chance and have since become so obsessed it scares me, (and others). I am completely sadly and totally in love with Erik and I am a die-hard supporter of Erik and Christine romance. I loathe, abhor and otherwise HATE "other woman fics" so I don't read them, and I don't write them. I find Raoul bashing amusing but I don't hate him, he does do the honorable thing in the end no matter how much of a fop he somtimes seems to be.

Now things that are actually about ME:
Author of endless stories (I actually started a fic about Peter Pan... I really like it to tell the truth...Yeah...I NEEDED ROMANTIC CLOSER!)But I don't post originals
I am a high soprano singer
I love to draw and I'll give myself airs and say I'm rather good at it.
I got 5 of my friends as passionate about Phantom as I am.
My favourite authors are Mercedes Lacky and Susan Kay(GENIUS! Maybe Erik is alive and he helped her because he wanted to set the record staight, sorry I had a long conversation with my brother about that... Considering he looked between 25-30 when he was 50 it could be plausible.) Oh yes and Tolkien, duh!
Fav. Name(other then Erik); I'm torn between Jacob and Michael

Fav. Phantom Singer: (I've never been to the show *sniff* but I have heard MANY different recordings) Dave Willetts (the ONLY recording of Music of the Night in my opinion), second would be Kris Phillips
Fav. Kind of Singer: Deffinitely tenor, love 'em, I have a tenor thing.

HEY MICHAEL CRAWFORD FANS! I found out that his nee(the name he was given at birth or his REAl name) is Michael Dumble-Smith! *guffaw* Just thought I'd share *wink*.

I try not to flame anyone, because they spent their time working on something and they wouldn't put it on the internet for all to see if they didn't belive it was plausible and at a moderate writting level. (The exception to this law as I have had the misfourtune to discover is The Phantom of Manhatten
*shudder* I don't think I need to say any more.)

Favourite Characters: Erik, Mistoffelees, Peter Pan, Sir Percival Blakley; Baronet(The Scarlet Pimpernel), Edmund Blackadder(Blackadder), Cloud Strife(Final Fantasy 7), Bilbo(The Hobbit), Dr.Frankenfurter(RockyHorror), Christian(MoulinRouge), and Westley(ThePrincessBride)

Other things I love to a lesser extent, in order:
1.Cats!! (Mistoffelees is my absolute favourite and I wuv him to death! I am also a huge shipper of Misto/Victoria romance and the best actor ever to play Misto the amazingly multi-talented, incredibly hot; Jacob Brent(the video, London 2001 and Broadway CATS cast). I heard he had a foot injury and I wish he would be in Phantom while he recovers, he has the closest thing to an Erik voice I've ever heard, absolutely beautiful, it gives me shivers. I mean DAMN! If anyone that knows him reads this MAKE HIM RELEASE AN AUDIO CD! Please? Don't care what's on it *cough* AmazingGraceandMusicoftheNight*cough* Incedently, he's a tenor! *gasp* He's voice has really improved since the video, blowing my mind, but what really makes him Erikish is his spoken voice while he's acting, horrible spot he's so short! exactly the same hight as me actually...)
I really don't like Misto with anyone one but Vici (sadly biased) but I'm loose about the other couples I ship:
Tugger/Jemima(He REALLY likes her, watch them during Tuggers' number)
Jenny/Skimbles
Munku/Demeter
Cassandra/Tumbles (She licks him during Skimbles' song)
Cassie/Alonzo
Plato/Macavity (KIDDING!)
Plato/Etectera (Although Plato is the only character I don't like if he was with some one it would be Etectera they're always sitting together and stuff like that.)
Rumpels/Mungo (I don't think they're siblings...Watch them some times they don't ACT like siblings...)
Bomba/Pouci (I just noticed a part in Tuggers' number when Pounci rubs his butt against Bomba's leg and she grabs it and rubs it again. Maybe they're just making fun of Tugger I don't know.)
Old Deuteronomy/Grizabella *shrugs*
Jellylorum/Asparagus (the young one)
Tugger/Bomba (Everyone seems to think this *shrugs* I don't really care that much about Tugger, but he's very good comic relief.)

There are some couples that piss me off so badly I will stop reading a story because of them;
Misto/Electra and Plato/Vici; if you watch any of these characters they are NEVER together, yes they dance at the Ball but I see that as some sort of ceremony for which Vici was chosen and not a choice on her account. And in many versions it is actually Misto who dances with Vici! Also, not meaning to offend anyone, but how could ANYONE think they're siblings? Watch Misto's face in "The Song of the Jellicles" just before he sings the invitation, that's NOT his sister! If you think they are you are of course entitled to your opinion but I feel very strongly about it and I'm not going to change. (People who admit Misto likes her but think she doesn't like him, watch them while the tire is levitating; they're almost cheek to cheek. She also brings Griz over to him first and they practicaly hug when Deuteronomy first enters and sits down to spout at them. Actually...Every still I have of Misto dancing, singing or performing magic Vici is right there watching intently with a happy sort of look on her face. Someone besides me is enjoying the show!)
2.The Lord of the Rings (THE BOOK)
3.Shakespear, my fav play is Much Ado About Nothing or Macbeth...
4.The Scarlet Pimpernel ('20s movie)
5.Errol Flynn movies (particularly The Sea Hawk and the best Robin Hood movie ever made!)
5. Disney movies (Aladdin is my all time favourite movie!!!!)
6. A story I wrote called Insolent and Rude, yes I am my own fan, shut up! My friend and I are the only members of the fan club, it's sad, we need lives...
7. Pretty much all black and white movies, they tend to have things like plots and acting that many of our generation's films lack.
Damn that was cynical...I shouldn't do this after school...
8.Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat! (Made the year after Cats...but was a MUCH bigger production. Does anyone else think "Close Every Door" is really Phantomy? I changed three lines and it became ssssooooo Erikish!)
9.The Princess Bride
10.The Matrix (I would like to thank Keanu Reeves, as I use him for a model when I draw Erik...That's what I think he looks like!)
11.Blackadder(Hilarious Brit-com, Rowan Atkinson is the KING of sarcasm! About a gazillion times funnier than Bean.)
12. Monty Python

The Insane Ramblings of Myself and Friends

That's the funniest thing since cheese. CHHEEEEESSSEEEEEE! ~me

Walk up to strangers and ask if you can smell them, when they say no offer them a stick of deoderent and say "It's okay." ~Elspeth

It makes me so damn mad! Erik: Christine I love you. Christine: *Walks off with Rafop* ~Me

I'm not shizophrenic, I have muses! ~Me

But I WANT to rip his head off!~Cashew of Mr.Griffith(LA teacher from Hell)

Since when do you give a fop about cordiality? ~Me

Erik the big tall teddy bear!~Elspeth
Erik's not a teddy bear, he's too hard, too many muscles you see. Not that I'm complaining.~Me

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! ~Ti'ana

Macbeth isn't a shakesphere play! ~Lexi
OH MY GOD! YOU DUMBASS! I've only read it six times, for pleasure! *proceeds to quote Macbeth*~Me

Dude my shadow is SO cool!~Me dressed up as Erik for halloween

IT MAKES MY BRAIN SADDNESS! ~Jkatha Talia

Why hasn't David Sasuki fixed this? ~Cashew

You're just a Cats addict strung out on Misto~Thomas
No, I'm a Phantom addict strung out on Erik. ~Me

Poor widdle Er-wik ~Me

Silly Erik-boo!
Erik-boo? ~Me and Thomas

Everlasting Cat Erik is HOT! ...Did I just say that out loud? ~Ti'ana

The Phantom's inside my mind and I like it! ~Me

Find out what you love to do and get someone to pay you for doing it.~School Agenda
But that would make me a whore...~Elspeth

I'm not evil, I'm mischevious. Quite a difference you know. ~Me

Blessed Fornicating Excrament! That's unfathomable! ~Me

Fathom ya moron; F-a-t-h-U-m! ~Lexi to some guy at school
No you moron it's O! ~Me

Remember he'll always be with you, never forget. And try not to cry; too hard! ~Ti'ana of Erik on a card. (The present was a pair of rose earrings.)

Now, now, don't go blaming God for her stupidity. It can't be His fault.~Elspeth of Lexi

Creativity; (aj) applied insanity ~Thomas

Genuis; (n) a highly intelligent nutbar with self control ~Thomas

These days any schmuck with a computer can churn out a book and have it look professional...until you read it. ~Thomas

Awwww, Da pooda! ~Me

Don't knock ducks! Ducks are cool!~Elspeth (Her order of things that are cool; Robin Hood, God and Ducks...Yes, Robin Hood is before God...)

Refering to oneself in the third person is a sign of insanity, not the first in my case... ~Me

I farted, can't you see the bubbles?~Shannyn

Don't be such a brown!~Me

Mahogany!!!!!~Angelique

Sarcasm is for the those too intelligent to laugh at the folly of the weak-minded bodybuilder, but witty enough to make a comment he does not comprehend.~Me

Jacob Brent's ass is a work of art that should rightfully be put on a pedestal for all to see.~Angelique

The more I find out about people the more I love my furby.~Me

HOLY SNIKKIES!!!~Shannyn

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Abstract art; a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered. ~Al Capp

I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. ~Groucho Marx

I like children, so long as they are properly cooked. ~W.C. Fields

It is said that swimming develops poise and grace; have you seen how a duck walks? ~Woody Allen

You are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.~Time Bandits

No that's what I think, that's what I think! Please try to have a thought of your own thinking is so important!~Blackadder

I will discover this very afternoon the secret of alchemy!
And the fact that this secret has eluded the most intelligent people since the dawn of time doesn't dampen your spirits?
Oh no! I like a challenge!~Blackadder

Ooo, that's alot, I'll shut up now and dance around in my brand-spanking-new kick-your-ass-up-and-down-the-street great ballet slippers!