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1. gertrude reviewsare you the ghost of gertrude may parker? welcome to your elementary school!General - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-06 - Published: 4-28-062. the carnal sting of joyous overusewriting folder #1 - response to: what do you miss about childhood?Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 10-1-053. Ball Gowns and Booty Shorts reviewsthe inner workings of the mind of a v. troubled and well-dressed young lady.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 9-10-05 - Published: 12-21-044. the parameters of perfection reviewsi wrote this lovely thinger at work. my mommy likes it. :)Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-25-05 - Published: 7-25-055. laura is my sneaky queen reviewsms. laura/pinka IS my sneaky queen and that's all there is to it.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-5-05 - Published: 7-5-056. TellTale Bones reviewsi found + fixed this guy up today, and i'm pretty pleased with him.. uh.. it. :)Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 92 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-7-057. She Was Lazy, and Now She's Dead reviewsfor english, inspired by my pool when the water was green from wintery non-use.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-5-05 - Published: 6-5-058. An Unfortunately Stressy Ballad reviewsfor english class. a true (embellished) storyHumor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-31-05 - Published: 5-31-059. close the window! reviewsthis is old stuffs i just found, but i v. much remember the night i wrote it. go me.Life - Fiction Rated: T - English - Tragedy/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-4-05 - Published: 4-4-0510. the urgent napkin office poem reviewsfeaturing: my mamabean, steven romain's desk and sheepy (in that order)General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 71 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-20-05 - Published: 3-20-0511. you picture it crossed out in your mind reviewsi wanted it, "you picture it as the wonderful thing you didn't want to do" but i didn't have space.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-8-05 - Published: 3-8-0512. skating in sexland reviewspinka gave me a title, so i gave her a poem. we are productive girls. wheeeee!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-0513. the sofa knows what you don't reviewsoh, the red lust sofa :) yep.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-25-05 - Published: 1-25-0514. pain vs pinka reviewsalthough we like boys and are not lovers, i do love the pinka vair vair much!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-20-05 - Published: 1-20-0515. the cherry tree is watching reviewswell, yes. here it is. yay, for snow days.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-0516. fruit punchless sorrow reviewspinka asked for it a while ago, and.. here it is!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-17-05 - Published: 1-17-0517. my attractive owlfriendly friend, jillian q reviewseveryone else in the library was writing a poem and i'm just a little sheepy :)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-11-05 - Published: 1-11-0518. an xmus poem for the lovely paulessa reviewsmy mama asked me to write a clue for paulessa so's she could find her coat! it was a lovely time.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 56 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-04 - Published: 12-24-0419. outré reviewsoutré: a : odd, extravagant, or eccentric in style or mode b : involving sensational contrasts or incongruitiesGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 147 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-19-04 - Published: 12-19-0420. death, indeed reviewsinspired by an unfortunate event chez the institution today. word up to pinka, and yer mama.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 64 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-13-04 - Published: 12-13-0421. if i had a record player reviewsoh, the wonderful things you will find strewn across my bedroom floor.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-12-04 - Published: 12-12-0422. surfacing reviewsinspired by pinka, named by sheepy. guess who wrote it?General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-5-04 - Published: 10-5-0423. ducks unlimited reviewsit's for pinka, because that's who i write this kinda thing for! yay!Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-4-04 - Published: 10-4-0424. glowstick epicenter reviewsi'm v. sleepy, and at the moment i really dig this beast.. we'll see what i think in the morning. gooodnightLove - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-17-04 - Published: 9-17-0425. word of mouth reviewsit's a painting. i like it. sigh.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-10-04 - Published: 8-10-0426. wonderdrugold old old. found it in my room when i was cleaning. old.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 6-7-0427. nightlights are for daytimes in dark rooms reviewsimagery poem for english. it's quite silly, and i love it. r&r because my hair is curly.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-29-04 - Published: 4-29-0428. dial tone lies reviewsi'm not sure what this is about yet. i'll figure it out eventually.Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 4-28-0429. folkin' you up since 1990a poem about the lovely ani difranco. i love her.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 4-28-0430. the ever sexy bagtown poem reviewsa poem i was FORCED to write for school.. it's kinda silly.. but r&r anyway, just becauseLife - Fiction Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4-26-04 - Published: 4-26-0431. pseudogirl reviewsclm class sillyness.. ya know? crunchy sky and all that. (march 9th)Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 4-17-04 - Published: 4-17-0432. eclipse reviewseclipse: 1 a : the total or partial obscuring of one celestial body by another b : the passing into the shadow of a celestial body. 2 : a falling into obscurity.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-21-04 - Published: 3-21-0433. in the aftermath of the blizzard of 2004 reviewspinka asks, pinka receives. it's only 'cause i luuuuurve her.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 146 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-25-04 - Published: 2-25-0434. A Letter From Clay Aiken reviewsa letter that i wrote to my friend gill.. for secret santa. because i'm cool.Romance - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-24-04 - Published: 1-24-0435. muffin in the wind reviewsi was really hungry and i fell in love with a fruit-explosion muffin and started to sing.. in the wind.Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-5-04 - Published: 1-5-0436. partygirl reviewsgaaahh.. yeah. i don't do this often. don't make fun > .Love - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-24-03 - Published: 12-24-0337. stroppy chicken dilemmapour ma grand amie pinka, who asked me for a stroppy chicken poem. (i know.)Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-9-03 - Published: 12-9-0338. The Revenge Of The Grapes reviewsi was eating these grapes in science class... this is sort of the follow up for the Cancerous Grapes thang.Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-5-03 - Published: 12-5-0339. The Cancerous Grape reviewsyeah.. well The Clinically Insane says her poetry is way better, but she's An Old Cat Lady soo..Humor - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-5-03 - Published: 12-5-0340. I Accomplished Something In PAL Class reviewsbored out of my mind in pal class.. decided to tune out and do something productive.General - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-03 - Published: 11-15-0341. saturday night, saturday night reviewsholy life changing experience for jessie. dr phil, please write back!General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-3-03 - Published: 11-3-0342. When Love Bites reviewsooooooh my, i'm tired.and my hands are cold. i dropped my sparkly lipstick on the floor. i'm going to bed.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-26-03 - Published: 10-26-0343. i don't know it's not finished reviewsmutti says: oh my god jessie.. that's my marriage.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-10-03 - Published: 9-10-0344. Joe: The Secret Deliverer Of Funky Chemistry Tubeslife in chemistry class.. i don't know anything about it. ask kiki. pinka asked me to write about this joe guy.. i've never met him, but i'm sure he's great. (oh fo' sho' joe! go joe, go)Life - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 66 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 9-8-03 - Published: 9-8-0345. The Story of My Eggs reviewsa heartwarming story, starring me and my over-informed little brother.Humor - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-24-03 - Published: 8-24-0346. pocket story reviewsa story.. i like to keep in my pocket. r&r s'il te plaitGeneral - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 7-24-0347. Fuzzy Biscuit Suicide reviewspinka asked, pinka recieved. i know it doesn't make any sense, and i've come to terms with it.General - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 61 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-24-03 - Published: 7-24-0348. Words of the Mutant reviewsrollin' rollin' rollin', keep those prices rollin'..General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 97 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 7-9-03 - Published: 7-9-0349. Homicidal Love Bunnyboing boing boing boing... i love you!General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-18-03 - Published: 4-18-0350. yay for writing on the busgah.. don't know. wrote it on the bus on the way to cape breton last yearGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 197 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-14-03 - Published: 4-14-0351. Lobotomy Lament reviewsi have such a headache.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 179 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-26-03 - Published: 1-26-0352. Ode To Ice Cream reviewsa lovely ode to ice cream, because sheepy wants to have an effect on the poetic world of poetry.General - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-10-03 - Published: 1-10-0353. ChainsChain: something that confines, restrains, or securesGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-25-02 - Published: 12-25-0254. break mebreak: to separate into parts with suddenness or violence b : FRACTURE c : RUPTURE d : to cut into and turn over the surface of e : to render inoperableGeneral - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-21-02 - Published: 12-21-02
