Author has written 10 stories for Fantasy, Love, Fantasy, General, Young Adult, and War. *kills extra-happy-bouncy bio*
Ok, let's try this again. It's been a while since I've updated, so... I'm a 15 year old gay semi-Goth with a penchant for pointless poetry and a rather bouncy personality... when I can be bothered. In time you learn not to touch me. It draws loud squeals and the occasional "****!".
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
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So then I was talking to him, and he was all like 'yeah!' and I was like "what-ever-!". Oh. I must have continued talking after you left. Well, anyway, welcome back to my life. I must say that I find my internet personas more interesting than my real life... life. Yes. Ok. I hope you're not as confused as I am, because that would be bad. Very bad. World-shatteringly bad. If you're reading this now and shaking your head in shame and/or confusion, you have full rights to do so.
Perhaps maybe I should stop rambling and get on with the bio. There's an idea... Alright, I like anime, such as Neon Genesis Evangelion, Excel Saga, Dragonball Z, Rurouni Kenshin, (even though I've only seen a couple of episodes of it), and many more that I have yet to have seen. Give me an kind of music, I'll listen to it, but I prefer rock to boppy preppy stuff. Things that I like... I hate a lot of things, namely my preference for chocolate over salad. I also dislike people with inhibitions about non-heterosexual people, people that say incredibly annoying and stupid things without thinking, (although in some cases there may be an incapability to think), and also the way that I automatically use a plethora of long words without meaning to. See, look, right there. Plethora.
Good Things: Chocolate, pistachios, girls with short dark hair and pale complexions, online RPG's such as Achaea, (www.achaea.com) and Imperian, (www.imperian.com funnily enough), and oranges. And tea cosies.
Bad Things: Lemmings, (another name for those popular preppy bitches, also called the 'Snob Squad', 'Clone Brigade', and the '"Oh My God, I Broke a Nail!"es'), sour milk smell, homophobes, Lemmings, "People that aren't tolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch", homophobes, Gundam Wing, lemmings, dried apricots, annoying parentals asking you if you're 'ok', homophobes, annoying friends asking if you're 'ok',
My name is Kayem and I have hijacked this entry. It is now mine. I will now talk about Flye. Flye is... well, words fail me. Really. They got an 'F minus'. It's that bad. But I guess it's not her fault. Now I'll go and find some chocolate to pry this imp off my arse. Back to Flye...
Thank you so very much Kayem. I'm so very appreciative of that... whatever it was. I suppose this thing is getting out of hand in the length department. I will end with one statement that I find particularly amusing. Umm... let me see. *wanders off to find witty yet intelligent remark* |
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